#s’more

[coatedhope]

Mamegoma s’more figure

source- flying mio YouTube

#diy #chocolate #mamegoma #s’more

[oliviackaotix-blog]

Okay so Y’know how there is humanized female versions of the toppings? I thought, “what if there was that for the confecti?” So I created some designs (note I do not support or like the creator behind the female human topping designs, but I do like the concept behind the designs)

#sugary spire #pizza tower #pizzelle #pizzelle theodore #candy #candy confecti #gummy worm #gummy #gummy worm confecti #gummy confecti #marshmallow #marshmallow confecti #s’more #s’more confecti #chocolate #chocolate confecti #humanization #drawings by me #stuff by me

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyy]

(Day 5/13)

Spudow / S’mores

#Spudow #plants vs zombies #plants vs zombies heroes #s’mores #marshmallow #chocolate #s’more #brown(?)

[insomniac-dormouse]

[1]

#sketches #s’more #ocs #Oc art #danny phantom #phanart #traditional art #just remembered the story for that last one #could be a cool short thing actually #definitely gonna redo that one

[portalchao]

Day 14 of the Procreate 30 Challenge. For today’s prompt, I redesigned a dessert-themed OC of mine sitting on a s’more. Her name is Mellow, who’s a child made from a mutated marshmallow. She’s inspired by the Candy People from Adventure Time.

The lineart was done with the Dry Ink Brush and the flat colouring was done with the Studio Pen. Shading was done using the Soft Airbrush and Medium Nozzle Brushes, which helped make the drawing appear more soft and gentle.

Click here if you want to see her original design.

#Oc #original character #chibi #chibi art #marshmallow #marshmallow girl #dessert #s’more #Soft and sweet #procreate 30 #procreate 30 challenge #procreate

[wildflowerhomeschool]

S’more brownies 😋

#homeschool #kindergarten #homeschooling #kindergartner #life skills #early learning #first grade #toddler #brownies #s’more #smore brownie #little chef

[starredforlife]

hey you 🫵

make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say

#star’s polls #polls #okay bless it’s set for a week now lol #tumblr #mutuals #reblog n Lemme know!!!. #uhhh I think I said I’d wanna do a pool party and s’mores n a horror movie….yea…. #if you’ve seen this already vote again I fucked up 😭 #added weed bc I forgot most people aren’t straight edge lol

[januscorner]

There’s a moment in every child’s life when they realize that what they thought was s’more smell is actually just fire

#Janus’s Corner #campfire #smores #smore #s’more #S’more #childhood memories #childhood

[johnnyappleseede]

An o’er-cook’t marshmallow looketh the terrain of a Volcanoe.

#marshmallow #s’more

[smoreboi]

Thematically appropriate plushie purchase

#S’more #smoreboi #plushies

[arcane-trickster]

Typically I don’t do angry tumblr rants but this gbbo smore shit has a cold rage burning in the fireplace of my soul and the words ‘sacrilege’ and ‘heresy’ bubbling up from the depths of my being to be played on loop in mute horror like a scratched record.

So.

This monstrosity is what gbbo was trying to pass off as a smore.

This is not a smore. Look at it. It’s downright undercooked. That’s not even marshmallow. Or chocolate. It looks cold. This is about as much a smore as Cris Pratt is a voice actor. As a corgi is a wolf. As gbbo is apparently competent at research.

Also me to explain what a smore is.

For anyone who doesn’t know what the fudge a smore is, it’s a typical summertime treat often made at summercamp, when camping, or if you live in a place with a fireplace/assess to a campfire sometimes you’ll use that.

Basically it goes like this; it takes five ingredients, gram crackers, any chocolate bar with rectangular pieces you can break off (traditionally Hershey’s as it’s the cheapest and smores tend to be made in bulk, it’s one of those things a group of people make together otherwise it won’t taste right) large marshmallows, an open flame, and as previously mentioned more than one person to make them at the same time. If you make smores alone, the smores too will be sad and alone.

First you take two gram crackers and break off 1 to 2 sections of chocolate. Place the chocolate on each side, so both sides are all chocolatey. Then you take a marshmallow and skewer it on either a pointy stick from the ground or a metal skewer specificity made for roasting marshmallows/hotdogs depending on if someone has any.

Next you, well, roast the marshmallows. If you’re doing this at a campfire this involves a lot of moving away from the direction the smoke is blowing well and minor amounts of giggle-filled pvp as everyone jostles for the best spots around the fire. Mellow roasting is one of those things that is kind of the point of making marshmallows, the epic highs and lows of seeing how close to the fire you can get yours and how long you can hold it there before it either falls off or catches fire is integral to the entire experience.

Once you hastily blow out the one-fire part of the marshmallow, you slide it off the stick and between the gram crackers and chocolate. Then you squish it a bit to get the chocolate all nice and gooey, and bite in.

It’s gooey, it’s very messy, and the closer it gets to midnight the more it’s delicious.

So now we have established what a smore is, allow me to explain how UTTERLY BUTCHERED that abomination of sugar is.

First, we have the ingredients themselves. Paul Bitchwood describes the middle as ‘Italian meringue’.

Italian meringue.

Italian. Fucking. Meringue.

*deep breath*

IS NOT A MARSHMALLOW.

It does not share THE BASIC PROPERTIES OF A MARSHMALLOW.

YOU CANNOT STAB MERINGUE WITH A STCK AND HAVE IT STAY ON THE FUCKING SICK. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A MARSHMALLOW BEFORE MR BITCHWOOD???? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO THROW THE TOP OF A LEMON MERINGUE PIE AT YOU TO DEMONSTRATE “PAUL”?! IF IT DOESN’T BOUNCE ITS NOT A FUCKING MELLOW AND THE EFECT ON YOUR FACE WOULD BE ONE HELL OF AN IMPROVEMENT!

So already we have the single most important ingredient straight up ‘substituted’ (if you can even call it that) for an entirely different food with a completely different texture, taste, consistency, and behavior under heat.

But there’s more!

See, that chocolate? It’s not melted chocolate like you might think at first glance- no no no, that’s fucking GANACHE.

YOU KnOW, The THing With THE CoNsistenCY of FroSTING???? :) :) :)

The thing that you expressly don’t want to melt when using it in cooking on pain of death?

Thus removing THE ENTIRE PURPOSE CONSISTENCY FLAVER AND TEXTURE OF THE INGREDIENT

AGAIN!

and then. Ohhhhhhh and then.

Those are no gram crackers.

Those are ‘digestibles”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE DIGESTABLES

THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL FOOD ITS NOT SPECIAL DUMBASS

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF RICH PEOPLE SHIT ARE YOU EATING THAT YOU NEED TO POINT THAT OUT IN THE NAME

WHAT THE FUCK

AND IT AGAIN HAS A DIFFERENT EVERYTHING THEN GRAaM CRACKERS

WHY

YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO DO THAT IF YOU WANTED IT TO SOUND FANCY YOU COULD HAVE JUST MADE GRAM CRACKERS FROM SCRATCH IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO IT BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUT ITS AT LEAST POSSIBLE AGHHHHHHHHHHH

And then. To add insult to injury after FUCKING injury.

It’s a circle.

It’s A CiRcLE.

WHY IS IT A CIRCLE.

IT SHOULNT BE A CIRCLE-

In conclusion; Paul Bitchywood is a fucker and a Tory and I don’t put stock in god but by whatever powers may be I hope hell exists because this fool is running a marathon to it’s center.

#gbbo #s’mores #gbbo s’mores #paul hollywood

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

S’mores!

[id: S’mores, the yellow and brown crested gecko, sitting on Juniper’s fingers. He is looking around and up]

#S’mores #the noodles #reptiblr #reptiles #gecko #crested gecko

[notllorstel]

rewatching TBT and huh wonder why poppy is suddenly talking about wishing to have a sibling ooh it’s probably from staying again at the troll tree that’s bringing up memories. well there should be some evidence of Viva still there🤔… unless Peppy covered it up😬

#trolls #trolls band together #spoilers #queen poppy #king peppy #WHAT IS UR DEAL PEPPY #I want to study him #llorsdood #fanart #imagine a whole musical number and just different situations of king peppy getting rid of evidence #there a bonfire at one point #poppy: owo what’s this? #peppy: uuuh just making a fire for s’mores 😰

[ginger-by-the-sea]

#ben myhre #bonfire #s’mores #gather #wood smoke

[miraculouspaon]

Obsessed with these s’mores on GBBO. Nobody in the tent has ever had one, the recipe bears no resemblance to any s’more I’ve ever eaten, not a campfire or stick in sight, and the judges are judging these things based on some list of standards that exists only in their heads. This is how everyone in the rest of the world feels whenever Bake Off casts their gaze at their culture, isn’t it? Brilliant.

#gbbo #if the s’more isn’t made from the cheapest grocery store chocolate bars and marshmallows you can find is it really a s’more?

[thatsbelievable]

#Three Common Angel Complaints #unreality #s’mores