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bewilderedbuck · 2 days
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ever since 911 moved to abc i feel like i've been having a nonstop cardiac event
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gogetyrshovel · 9 months
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link here if ur unfamiliar
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ballisterboldheart · 10 months
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gay people. ballister spending half the movie firmly believing that if he just talks to ambrosius, ambrosius will believe him. and when he does. god. first off that imagery of the devil and angel on their shoulders respectively for ambrosius & the director and ballister & nimona. mwah. masterpiece. anyways. when they finally. finally. get a second face to face. ambrosius not believing him. did you ever really know me at all. what are you going to do kill me too. insane. happy pride to ballister ambrosius and their ten minute divorce. and THEN. the fucking. god. scene between them at the bar. nice homage. insane. but yeah. because i love you. oh but thee brainwashing. ambrosius the hero the goldenboy easily believing everything he's told. i want to go back to the way things were. anyways i had a point here i swear i had a point. he cut off his fucking arm ambrosius you sick son of a bitch i love you
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tina-snow · 3 months
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thehallstara · 11 months
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anyways happy pride to all my high risk queers out there, to all my disabled queers for whom events aren't accessible to, to my immunocompromised folks who can't risk attending events where people aren't masked or taking covid precautions! happy pride to my fellow cripqueers that want to be out there fighting and celebrating with their friends and family and can't because it's not safe for them to do so– you're not alone and you deserve to celebrate too. we all do.
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bunneis · 5 months
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wetdyke · 2 months
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last night my butch was putting lotion on my back and asked if I wanted them to put some on my ass too...
long story short she ended up massaging my ass until I was dripping wetness onto my thighs and the bed. then they pushed me down face first into the mattress with my ass up and fingered me from behind until I came
after that, she mounted me and fucked me until she filled me up with cum and I came on their cock, before turning me over and fingerfucking me through another orgasm 🥰🥴
(minors dni. this post is about butch/femme lesbian sex. she/they pronouns for me and my partner.)
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softieskywalker · 2 years
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nothing is funnier to me than owen lars clowning on obi wan. obi wan was a war general. he was in charge of millions of men. he's a jedi master. he was on the jedi council. he was known as one of the greatest jedi alive. he was the sithkiller. and yet. this random moisture farmer who only wants to work his farm and protect his family is like no. your vibes are randic. fuck off. and obi wan does.
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underfellz · 3 months
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ideal butch form: older brother from a live action pg rated movie from the 2000’s who drinks milk from the carton, has caution tape on his bedroom door, and says things like “log onto the real world DWEEB!”
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cringeromantic · 4 months
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📌 The Pin Game
Go to pinterest and search: "celebrity", "outfit", "quote", "aesthetic". post with the FIRST picture in each category that appears that fits your vibe.
this is so cute omg!!
tagged by: nobody i just saw it on my dashboard
tags: @billiardloomis @spacephrasing @vintagepresley @vittoriaisfuckingpathetic
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So uh. Choso x reader smut fic under the cut. I haven't written anything in a while and never anything in second person but i think it turned out kinda nice.
The reader character has a dick but is otherwise never gendered so do with that whatever you want ;)
This fic has uhh: top & dom (on the softer side) reader, bottom & sub Choso, edging, anal sex, praise & light degradation, spit, crying from overstimulation. Abt 2.1k words
No warnings that i could think of apply
Enjoy<3
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"How're you doing, baby, still ok?", you ask, brushing your lips against Choso's jaw as you slow your thrusts and then carefully pull out, edging your partner for the third time within the past hour and drawing a desperate whine from his pretty lips.
"Mmm yeah s'good so good", he manages to get out between heavy breaths. "Got so close again".
He's a gorgeous sight underneath you: His dark hair is fanned out on the pillow beneath him, a few strands sticking to his forehead. Face flushed red and lips parted as he takes in deep, shaky breaths, trying to deal with the tension and pleasure that had built up in him that he once again did not get to release yet.
His legs are still wrapped around your waist and his hands have moved from where they were clawing at your back to resting on your shoulders. Between you his hard cock is still leaking precum against his stomach. It was some sort of miracle he hadn't come yet, right now he looked like the smallest touch could send him over the edge.
You wait patiently until Choso's breathing slows a bit and his hands on your shoulders start drawing idle patterns on your skin. Leaning down to place a gentle kiss on his lips, you move one of your hands to stroke over his broad chest, feeling his breath hitch in his throat when you find one of his nipples and rub it carefully.
"You're being so good for me, Choso", you sigh into his mouth, making a quiet moan fall from his lips in response.
"What do you want to do next baby, tell me. Do you want me to edge you again?"
Choso shakes his head.
"Aww do you wanna cum, baby?", you smile and drop a kiss on his nose.
"Please", he rasps. "Please fuck me until i cum and then keep going. I want you to rail me, I want you to fuck my brains out".
Now it's your turn to let out a desperate little moan, his words making another wave of arousal wash over you.
"Fuck that's hot, Choso. Of course. Anything you want"
You lean in for a kiss again, open mouthed and rough this time, moaning shamelessly when Choso slides his tongue into your mouth. He's a good kisser, knowing exactly what to do to make you weak in the knees.
You reluctantly pull away after a little while, sitting up between Choso's legs and laying your hands on his thighs.
"Do you wanna keep this position or do you wanna switch it up?", you ask.
"Mm I wanna stay like this", Choso says. "I like that I can see your face"
"I like being able to see your face, too. Especially because I plan on making you come so hard you'll see stars", you grin and squeeze his thighs.
Choso groans at that, throwing his head back against the pillows.
"Well don't just sit there and talk then"
"Oh aren't we desperate", you tease, leaning over to grab the lube from the nightstand. You make a bit of a show out of spreading it over your length, stroking yourself slowly and making sure Choso gets a good view of it.
"I'm gonna give you what you need, baby, don't you worry"
You put your hands back on his thighs to spread his legs a bit further before taking your cock in hand and lining yourself up with his entrance.
Choso lets out a content sigh as you slowly push in, breath catching in his throat when you bottom out inside him and lean down again, holding yourself up on your forearms on either side of his face.
"One last thing, can you tell me the safewords one more time?", you ask, dropping a kiss on Choso's cheek.
"Mm stoplight system and if i can't talk i tap u on the back or shoulder twice if i want to stop, we went over this less than an hour ago", he chuckles at the last part.
"Good, good, just making sure", you nuzzle against his jaw, grinding your hips against his.
"More, please", Choso sighs in your ear, strong arms wrapping around your back.
You speed up your movements, pulling out further before thrusting back into him with more force. You know you found the perfect angle you had earlier again when Choso gasps out a string of curses and clenches around your dick.
"Mmm you feel so good around my cock", you moan into his ear. "Take it so well, baby".
You feel Choso's fingers dig into your back as he buries his face into the crook of your neck to muffle his moans.
"Enjoying yourself?"
"Y-yeah, but please", he gasps against your chest. "Please go harder"
"Of course, baby", you move one hand to grab his hips, holding him in place as you snap your hips forward with forecful motions. Choso is trembling in your arms, holding on tightly and gasping your name as you fuck into him fast and rough, giving him exactly what he had asked you for.
The room is filled with the sounds of skin slapping against skin and your slick cock sliding in and out. You revel in the obscenity of it, bringing your hand up from Choso's hip to grip at his hair and yank his head back from where he is still trying to muffle his choked off moans against your shoulder.
"Don't be so shy, Choso", you coo. "Let me hear how much you love it"
A desperate, loud whine escapes Choso's lips as he dips his head back against the pillows, tears beading at the corners of his eyes. You lean forward to kiss them away.
"So good, baby, so good for me", you praise him. "Letting me tease and edge and use you and taking it all so perfectly. My gorgeous little slut."
A noticeable shiver runs over Choso's body at the new term and his hands grip tighter at your back.
"Mh did you like that, baby? Do you like it when i call you my slut?".
You momentarily slow down your thrusts a little to give him room to answer, grinning widely when he gives you an eager nod.
Sitting up you pick up the pace again, gripping his hips with both hands as you continue pounding into him. Choso's arms fall to the mattress at his sides, yanking at and punching into the sheets as pleasure coils in his stomach. His cock is still straining against his abdomen, flushed red and hard, leaking a steady trickle of precum.
You give his hips a squeeze before moving one hand up to splay it over his chest, then slowly, teasingly smoothing it down his torso to where he desperatly needs some attention.
Choso cranes his head down to watch, mouth hanging slack as he follows the movements of your hand as you pick up some precum with your fingers and bring them to your mouth to suck them between your lips, coating them generously in your spit and moaning at the taste of him on your tongue.
When you look back at Choso's face he seems to have managed to blush an even darker shade of red and you give him a wink before finally taking your slicked up fingers and rubbing them up and down the underside of his cock. He gasps at the contact, fighting the urge to screw his eyes shut to be able to keep watching.
You wrap your hand fully around his cock, stroking up in a twisting motion experimentally but still not quite happy with the lubrication.
"Choso, look at me", you command and his eyes snap up to meet yours. His pupils are blown wide with arousal, his chest heaving as he takes deep breaths.
You hold eye contact with him as you gather spit in your mouth, letting it dribble past your lips and onto your hand and the head of his cock. Choso sucks in a sharp breath, exhaling shakily as you start moving your hand again, spreading your spit and his precum over his length.
"F-fuck", he whispers, hips twitching up into your touch.
You fall into a steady rythm, stroking his slick cock in sync with the thrusts of your hips, watching as the tension in Choso's body builds and builds, his hands twisting into the sheets and his head thrown back.
It doesn't take much longer until he's there, spilling white over your hand and his abdomen as he trembles and gasps while you continue to fuck him through the waves of his orgasm.
"Fuck yeah, love how you feel coming on my cock, you're doing so well baby", you moan, dizzy with how good it feels to have him clench down on your dick.
Choso's slowly coming down from his high, cock spent and softening, laying against his stomach in a puddle of his own cum.
You keep going, grinding your hips against Choso's ass, shoving yourself deep inside him. He had wanted you to fuck his brains out so that's what you were going to do. And if the desperate whimpers falling from his lips as you fucked him into overstimulation were any indication, you were on the right path for that.
"D-don't stop", Choso manages to gasp out.
You lean down for a brief kiss, nibbling on his bottom lip before pulling away again.
"You really are a greedy little slut, huh", you tease him. "Already made you cum on my cock and you still need to be fucked more."
You time your words with a harsh snap of your hips, pleased with the loud moan it forces out of Choso's throat.
"But don't worry, baby", you continue, grazing your teeth against his neck. "I'm here to give you what you need. Just don't blame me when you can't walk tomorrow"
With that you sit up again, coaxing Choso's legs away from where they're wrapped tightly around your waist to hoist them up and hook them over your shoulders instead. The new angle makes both of you shiver and you slow down your thrusts to savour the feeling of sliding in and out of that slick, tight heat, the way Choso tenses and squeezes around you when you grind the tip of your cock against his prostate. It feels so fucking good, kneeling there pressed deep inside him, holding his hips and thighs in place with an iron grip.
You chuckle when you feel Choso squirm underneath you.
"Mhh so impatient", you scold him playfully and can't help a laugh as he almost yelps when you abruptly speed up the pace, going back to fucking him fast and rough, chasing your own orgasm now.
"Mm baby gonna cum inside you, gonna fill you up so good", you moan, pleasure coiling deep inside your abdomen as you slam into him again and again.
"Pl-please", Choso whines, tears beading at the corners of his eyes again.
"F-fuck I love getting to ruin you like this" you gasp out, feeling your own high approaching fast. "So close fuck I'm so close".
Moments later you're there, shoving your cock as deep inside Choso as you can, filling him up with your cum, grinding back into the sticky mess you're making.
Choso's almost sobbing, tears streaming down his face at the amount of stimulation, a small amount of cum dribbling out of his only half hard cock as he trembles and shivers through an attempt at a second orgasm.
You mercilessly ride out your climax inside him until you're fully spent, collapsing against him with your cock still buried deep inside. The room is filled with the sounds of heavy breathing and Choso's hiccups as you both come down from your highs. God he's adorable. You let Choso's legs slide off your shoulders and lay them onto the bed again.
He gives you a lopsided smile, looking positively fucked out but happy, with his tear streaked cheeks and messy dark hair sticking to his forehead.
You carefully pull out, deeply satisfied when your cum slowly dribbles out of him afterwards.
"Glad we put a towel down", you note at the mess, crawling up to press a gentle kiss to Choso's lips.
"You were fucking amazing", you sigh into his mouth. "Took everything so well"
"Mmh felt so good", Choso slurs against your lips. "M'so tired now tho"
"You can fall asleep if you want to, I'll get us cleaned up" you smile at him before pressing more kisses to the tattoo on his nose, his cheeks and his forehead. "Try to drink some water before you doze off tho"
You lean over to grab a bottle of water from the nightstand and hand it to him, before getting up fully and making your way to the bathroom to grab a washcloth. Or maybe three.
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gogetyrshovel · 1 year
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who up yanking that thing asunder
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ballisterboldheart · 10 months
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the fact that he could Tell something was wrong. is so
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tina-snow · 30 days
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oh my god
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macgirlism · 10 months
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mac enjoyer syndrome is at an all time high,, he's cute he's funny he's delusional he ignores a horrific allergic reaction bc he loves fancy nuts he invests in inflatable furniture he handwaves his childhood trauma he wants to be on reality tv he stalks baseball players and greets them like a victorian orphan boy he has bewitched me with his sopping wet eyes and deep-seated emotional issues
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bunneis · 10 months
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me and the girlies
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