You: You guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sam: Several traffic violations.
Colby: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Jake: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Corey: Also, that’s not our car.
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Katrina: This is Sam! He loves his personal space. And this is Colby. He also loves Sam's personal space.
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Colby and Sam are sitting on the couch talking.
Colby: I always see comments of people calling me "daddy". And I'm-I'm like no. I have no kids.
Y/N walks by and winks: Hey daddy
Colby: Hey babygirl!
*Sam stunned. Crickets chirp*
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Colby: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitoes.
Colby: Oh no, where did it go?
Sam: COLBY WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Trap house boys incorrect quotes
Colby: *is carrying all the groceries*
Sam:*holds out hand to help*
Colby:*aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Sam’s hand*
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stuff about me
my names kayla 🤭
im a cancer
she/her pronouns!
im 14
i like reading, writing but not posting my work,
im a brunette
im 💗💜💙
purple is my favorite color
i shift!
i don't sexualize the cast/characters
(if u do that you're gross.)
i also watch, tvdu, twd, pll, obx, etc
my fav tbp character is gwen 🤭
i also watch sam and colby 🤗
im an editor
my friends>
i don't know what else so if u have any other questions pls comment<3
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sam: youre late.
colby: i wasn’t even going to come, don’t start.
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Colby: *sneezes*
y/n: *who is invisible* bless you
Colby: god?
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The Trapboys playing Among Us
Sam: Okay when we get killed, we cannot reveal who killed us. If you're an imposter, you do not reveal that you are.
Corey: okay
Colby: pretty simple
Jake: alright
*game starts*
Jake: why is my name in red?
Aaron: idiot
Elton: *emergency meeting*
Jake: wait who was it?
Everyone: *votes jake*
Jake: It says I've been ejected, does that mean I lost?
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*the trio exploring a cave*
Anne, ducking: "It just keeps getting smaller."
Sasha, also ducking, sarcastically: "It's getting smaller?."
Marcy, walking perfectly upright: "Yeah dudes, I'm ducking hard!"
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corey: what does bdsm mean?
sam: WHO TOLD YOU THAT WORD?!!
jake: it means bees do so mu-
colby: being dead sounds magnificent
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Sam: On a day like this, two weeks ago I finally married my best friend
Jake: what the fuck? you didn't even mention proposing?? Well, congrats dude!
Sam: yeah Kat is SO pissed but Colby and I were drunk and we thought it would be funny
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Sam, seeing someone jumping a fence that is by a police station: What an idiot.
Sam: ...
Sam, realizing that it’s in fact Colby: GODDANGIT THATS MY IDIOT
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Sam: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Colby: Five second rule!
Nate: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Seth: *Sobs on the floor*
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Trap house boys incorrect quotes
Colby: My head hurts.
Sam: That’s your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity.
Bringing this back again
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Louie: OH MY GO-
Donald: Ahem
Louie: ...Gosh
Donald: How dare you say gosh's name in vain!
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