Sam: I’m having trouble finding the perfect time to say the L-word to Cas.
Jack: What? Lettuce?
Sam: No, its four letters.
Dean: What about lice?
Jack: Sam has lice.
Dean: I’m definitely getting the clippers.
Sam: Wait no, I don’t, Jack I meant love, not lice.
Dean: What about love?
Sam: I am trying to tell Cas I love him.
Cas: You love me? Oh no.
The Empty: You’re kidding me right? That’s what killed you?
Cas: Technically it was you that killed me, not that.
The Empty: I hate you.
Cas: The feeling is mutual. Aren’t we back at square one? I’m still up.
The Empty: I’m aware. I’m sending you back because that was pathetic. You didn’t even say it back.
Sam: I killed him?! Jack why didn’t you say something sooner?
Jack: I didn’t think that would kill him! I assumed you guys said that all the time!
Cas: I was caught off guard. Give me a break.
Sam: You’re back?
Cas: Yes, the Empty said it was pathetic how that’s what killed me.
Dean: It was kind of sad.
Cas: Bite me.
Sam: Wait is the deal still on or…
Cas: I’m not sure, the Empty wasn’t very specific.
Sam: I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to kill you.
Cas: Are you really apologizing for making me so happy I got sent to the Empty?
Sam: No. Yes, sort of. I’m sorry for not appreciating you enough.
Cas: Do you know how difficult you make it to not be happy? If it wasn’t for the world always crashing and burning, I would’ve been sent to the Empty a long time ago. Like I said before, I was caught off guard.
Dean: Still pathetic.
Cas pointing to Dean: He’s the main reason I’ve never been truly happy.
Dean: Hear that Sammy- wait what?