#sanders sides take over

[spoondrifts]

the sides and road rage

virgil: white knuckling the wheel, barely breathing. not even mad just completely shut down in terror. i don't think this man should ever be put behind a wheel

roman: loudly and vigorously extolling the various sins of everyone on the road while simultaneously driving like an egotistical lunatic

logan: mutters angrily under his breath about disrespecting the laws of the roadway and every once in a while will lean bodily out of the window to furiously demand a step by step explanation for the offender's behavior

patton: screams in surprise no matter how mild the incident and then laughs weakly to himself while attempting to rationalize why the other person might just not be having a very good day (they almost ran him over)

janus: pulls an exaggerated frowny face and gives people thumbs down in traffic and it makes everyone so fucking mad

remus: is the one people are road raging at and thinks it's the funniest thing in the world

#remus is incapable of actually getting offended methinks‚ he'd be over it in seconds #however virgil is holding onto this forever. he'll take it to his grave. #sanders sides #virgil sanders #roman sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #ts sides

[tstwitterupdates]

TS insta story august 15, 2023 :

So I just had an eight hour writing sesh today for the Sanders Sides season finale and I don’t know how we keep doing it but we just figured out a new thing, a new thing to do for this finale. [inhales] that I, um… am very excited about… Uh… You— I think— Oh, man, I’m just excited.

#luna taking over to post this story #thoguht you guys might wanna see this update #thomas sanders #sanders sides #video update #tsinstagram #august 2023 #:P

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Patton: Even better!

Logan: Wha-?

Patton: *reveals a live chicken* Her name is Fluffy!

Logan: No not- nO NOT AGAIN PATTON THE DOGS WILL EAT HER-

#remember that one quote that was filmed #Patton brings home a box of puppies? #that wasn’t my quote #but imagine this is a sequel to that #I love the idea of Logan being a push over #since it was clearly logicality coded #the glasses gays taking in the entire farm at this point #thomas sanders #sanders sides #logan sanders #sander sides #incorrect sanders sides #patton sanders #ts logan #logicality #ts logicality

[justjanusthings]

Hey kiddos!!!! 🐱 

#taking over the besties blog for the day :) #justpattonthings #patton sanders #morality sanders #ts patton #ts morality #janus sanders #deceit sanders #ts janus #ts deceit #ts sides #sanders sides #deceit

[typically-untypical]

Orange Side Theory

For those of you who've known me long enough you are aware that I want the orange side to be a gamer. I have many thoughts about that but this is not the rant post for that. I want to bring up the idea of his logo being a broke NES controller to symbolize the loss of control when you're influenced by anger. I also believe the "dark sides" are more than they initially seem so I want the controller to be split in half and hanging by it's cords and wires so it also gives the illusion of the scales of justice because I think C!Thomas' biggest reason for anger is going to be because of perceived injustices (we've already seen that and again that is a much longer post).

Anyway, thank you for coming to my TedTalk (TM).

Gamer Orange Supremacy.

#sanders sides #orange side #Gamer Orange #I was telling a friend about this and did you know really strong blue light glasses are tinted orange? #We made a joke about orange taking over Logan and Logan no longer being able to see himself #There's your daily Logan angst just for my Logan followers

[transfemlogan]

In SVS, c!Thomas acts as if the entire thing is a youtube video, right? He is recording a youtube video.

Half way through the courtroom scene, Janus brings up that c!Thomas is actually just sitting on his couch imagining the entire scenario.

However, Thomas is acting as if he's recording a youtube video before this and after this. So does this imply:

1. There are cameras, somehow, in c!Thomas' head that record what the sides are doing for his youtube video, hence why we are able to see the courtroom scene despite it not actually happening.

OR!

2. In c!Thomas' universe, the episode he posted is actually him sitting on his couch for 30 minutes in silence (minus the part where he says outloud, "you got me there")

#take a drink every time i have a crisis over how the fuck the sanders sides universe works #sanders sides #thomas sanders #um. idk what else 2 tag #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #im posting this at 3 am this isnt going 2 get any attention NSHDJDN #revy.txt #c!thomas

[soysaucevictim]

I saw a tumblr screencap and I was possessed to make it some cursed Gymrat!AU Dork Side shenanigans.

(Janus and Remus were/are BFFs since HS. Virgil met them last, when he hooked up with Remus. They all take turns being lil shits, but usually Jan incites things and Remus just runs the field from there.)

Just another rough sketch. Less than a week til move-in date, so soon I may get back to polished art again. \o/

Screencap:

Transcript:

Janus (snoopingasusualisee): Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana

Remus (soaprock): henlO sweet sawft smOl bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!! im vewy sowwy

Virgil (targuzzler): My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

#sanders sides #janus sanders #remus sanders #virgil sanders #gymrat au #pixel spill #dukexiety #(i love these dorks - your honor) #(i love how gd done w/ his damn bf virgil is) #(these three totally take turns trolling ro too... pffft) #(nvm ro being jan's bf in this au either) #(back on my 'remus. is. a. delight.' agenda over here)

[jaratedeguadalupe]

you ever think about if remus uses sandpaper instead of a sponge in the shower

#now i know what yall are about to say #but I'm talking about when he HAS to #like after a nickelodeon gunk of slime has been poured over the man during a friday afternoon very normal #remus strikes me as the type of guy to get in the shower and let the water run for 3 minutes instead of actually taking a shower #very counterproductive #ts remus #remus sanders #sanders sides #verm #speculates?

[theromansanderempire]

Roman while doing Logan‘s make up: do you or do you not feel Bonita?

Logan: I feel Bonita

Roman: wonderful because you look Bonita



#sanders sides #logan sanders #roman sanders #someone please help #The sides are taking over my brain #The fact that they both speak Spanish

[staroflightning]

Happy birthday Virgil !! 💜

#sanders sides #virgil sanders #this edit idea is very unoriginal and im sure others have made similar edits. but this was my take on it #i rlly wanted to do something for virgil’s birthday #i meant to do something for the other Side birthdays this year and I just … never did rip #and this is the last one of the year so i was like i may as well LOL #i tried to choose some background pics that relate to virgil on top of the general purple aesthetic photos #the spiders … duh #the skeleton is bc of virgil’s skeleton onesie #the lightning bolt is because virgil’s logo is a storm cloud with a lightning bolt #the jack-o-lanterns are because virgil loves halloween #the skateboards are because of virgil’s Skater Boy mock-commercial LOL #the headphones are because virgil has those over-the-ear headphones that he likes to wear. and also because he loves his music #anyways. yeah. i love this funky lil purple emo spider #i hope he has a good birthday 🥺

[f1ght-or-flight]

Bro I’m having so much Prinxiety brain rot because of the new episode

ALSO IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THEATORYS AND OH MY GOD I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY!! LIKE HOW VIRGIL FALLS ALSEEP WATCHING CONSPIRACIES!! LIKE, SAME!! ALSO REMUS CAN JUST BARGE INTO ROMANS ROOM BECAUSE, YA KNOW- BROTHERS. AND DONT GET ME STARTED IN VIRGILS ROOM!! LIKE, FROM WHAT WE SEE UM THAT IS HOW MINE LOOKS AND ITS SCARY!!

#so many thoughts #sanders sides #it’s taking over #slowly but it is #ts sides #prinxiety makes everything better #prinxiety #remus sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #can plushes improve put mental heath? #yes dear theorist they can #buts that just a theory #A GAME THEORY #i’m so sorry

[loganslowdown4]

Virgil: Dad! DAD!! There’s an ugly monster under my bed!

Patton: *bursting in* VIRGIL!

Patton: That’s not how I raised you!

Patton: *looking under the bed* Come here, come on out Mr Snake Man. It’s alright. *hugs him*

Patton: *pointing at Virgil* You’re the only ‘monster’ in here. And you’re not even that, that is not nice language, you’re grounded mister!

Janus: *hugging Patton* I-I’m...not ugly... *cries*

#I’m sorry if this one is mean in any way but you have to see it like how I see it in my head! #like they’re all in their 30s #and virgil is still calling for dad #and WHY is Janus even under his bed #and Patton just immediately take Janus’ side #😂😂😂😂 #this is one I wrote a long time ago and it made me laugh all over again #lol #thomas sanders #sanders sides #patton sanders #incorrect sanders sides #Janus sanders #Virgil sanders #ts patton #ts virgil #ts janus #platonic moceit #moceit #platonic Moxiety #Moxiety #platonic anxceit #anxceit #no of course Janus isn’t ugly #virigl just hates him 😂 #cw unsympathetic sides

[pattonsfam-ily]

i’m still pissed at Logan rn ngl but i really appreciate how sweet and reassuring he is with Virgil

my poor baby started panicking again but Lo got him calm by reminding him that the feeling is normal and that it will pass and also that we wouldn’t let anything happen to him so yeah i’m glad he’s here -Devin

#i wanna take over and take care of him so bad but Lo’s doing a good job #ooc tags: #ya know how canon sanders sides Logan is always reassuring and validating canon Virgil’s fears yeah that’s their whole relationship here #i love them #devin

[the-sunshine-dims]

the primal urge to orphan my old fics

#ive held back becuase i found it cool i had over a hundred fics in the sanders sides fandom #but also the agony of knowing some of them are being read and cna be connected to me #ive been writing 4 years give or take and the knowledge people can read my first fic just as easily as my last scares me #currently trying to see if i can make a private collection of them so i can read them and still have them be orphaned

[coldfreezingsurface]

guys, to be completely frank, I've been secretly plotting and scheming my most diabolical OC doodles ever and due to that I completely forgot to go on here. apologies from the traumatized alternate grandpa and his 8 alternate universes that i have no control over (only a quarter of them are from different forms of media)

#original characters #aaaaaaaaa #my interests are taking over my brain and my ocs are absorbing them like a gargantuan sponge over new york city #also sanders sides + rick and morty + the mandela catalogue but ya

[werewroammin]

i actually feel like logan perceives a lot of objects as sentient but is really picky about which ones he befriends and adds to his hoarde

there’s milo, his genderless boyfriend. his bottle cup thing (thermos?) is sentient but kind of annoying LMAO every time logan has coffee he has to hear them ramble about the most inane shit jshddjfj

and logan is all about listening to others talk but when it’s “i talked to my friend, who heard from her friend, that coffee is bad for you. but that doesn’t make any sense, coffee comes from beans and beans are good for you. but her friend told her that it has to do with what you put in it. and i guess that makes sense; too much milk or sugar is a bad thing. does that mean too much coffee is a bad thing? or does that also depend on what you put in it? no, too much of anything is a bad thing. but how much is too much?” and continuing like this without letting logan get a word in edgewise can get. tiring ksjdkdd (like seriously this thermos talks so fast and takes no breaks like girl you’re asking questions without waiting for answers)

i could think of more examples but like idk i just. the thought of logan being surrounded by objects he views as both sentient and annoying is so fucking funny to me kajddkk

#i remember when i worked at a thrift store i was going around making sure the floor was organized #and i saw a stuffed animal on the floor that i wanted to pretend i didnt see cos at the time bending over was a nightmare #and i heard this little voice in my head go ‘hey! i know you saw me! pick me up off this filthy floor!’ #and i begrudgingly did so #and i was gonna put it in my cart where misplaced items went but the dude was like ‘you take me back where i belong right now!’ #and i was like. fine whatever ksjdjdjfj #VERY loud little dude #sanders sides #logan sanders #posic sides agenda