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mysharona1987 · 2 days
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madame-helen · 3 days
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The problem with this parody account is that I don't for an instant believe that Trump could be as coherent as you are.
You’re fake news. I am the most coherent person you’ve ever talked to. Yesterday I took a test and the doctors were like, “oh my god, this is amazing. I can understand everything he’s saying”. I got an A+. I aced the test, unlike sleepy joe. Sleepy joe fell asleep during the hearing test, because he’s sleepy.
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winterxgardener · 3 days
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when Shayne said that he wishes he would be more physically affectionate with others and how his body doesn’t let him it remind me of that one time during the twitch days were he accidentally hit Courtney’s face and wanted to comfort her but instead his hand hovered over her back (it was what are those when they got the new set and Tommy was there)
Oh, I remember that clip. They were both flustered after that. 💚💙
But off-camera, Shayne is quite different though (based on my observation) 🙊🙉🙈
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bootleg-nessie · 3 days
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! The vaccine was invented to make us all gay. I had never had a single gay thought before 2020 but now ever since the tall muscular firefighter moved in next door and convinced me to get the jab, he’s all I can think about. Been having all kinds of unnatural thoughts like his big strong hands, gently caressing my soft, supple body. All because of BIDEN’s liberal VACCINE turning us into damn QUEERS
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mintaikcorpse · 2 days
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Wdym he's a sadistic, voyeuristic, capitalistic, sociopathic freak who gets off to people in pain and uses slave labor? 🥺
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quicklythisway · 2 days
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Ron DeSantis hurt himself in confusion!
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pseudokiitty · 2 days
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Thrawn comic covers,
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easter falls on trans day of visibility. we must JOIN TOGETHER AND TAKE IT OVER!
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cannibalchicken · 11 months
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madame-helen · 2 days
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I blame Donald trump for the 30% of people who hear something like “a ship crashed into a bridge” and immediately jump to “it’s a conspiracy, it was intentional, this is just a distraction”. There’s simply no explanation otherwise
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winterxgardener · 1 day
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"The Tales of the Three Couples"
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Chicken Wife x Human Husband
Gerald Cakes x The Stander
Girl x Byakugan Boy
I love how every Shourtney character is each other's endgame. New lore unlocked. 💚💙
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mengjue · 2 months
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Ūropi (Europe)
Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.
While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.
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killlerfang1 · 5 months
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The Onion is out for BLOOD
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