I'm just a psycho, babe, come and go out my mind! I didn't lose it, babe, there wasn't much to find!
Plain text:
My grip on my secrets slipping while I'm speaking in tongues
Screaming at the top of my lungs in the confession booth!
Take it with a pillar of salt, halt, it's not my fault!
The Devil made me do it but I also kinda wanted to...
SCP-049: "imagine losing a fight to an orange blorb that doesn't even like violence"
SCP-076: "LMAO couldn't be me"
SCP-682: "f*ck off, you don't know the full story"
Dr. Bright (with a suspiciously large box): "hey guys wanna see something that could knockout even 682!?"
SCP-682: "Don't you f*cking dar-"
SCP-049: "Yes!"
Dr. Bright: *opens the box revealing SCP-999*
SCP-999: *Happy blorb noises*
SCP-682: "That's f*cking it!" *rips Dr. Bright in half*
Dr. Bright: "w-worth i-it..." *Dies*
The Administrator: "oh great! Somebody get a D-class over here. Oh And also." *Pulls out a comically long list* "another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation"
New SCP Foundation items are in, as well as a restock of the 05 keycard!
https://monsterclosetshop.etsy.com
We got lanyards, pins and logo charms to match the keycards, and a rainbow shaker charm with teeny tiny Euclid friends for you to violently thrash about to cheer yourself up on a bad day.