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The love of my life blocked me on tumblr and is calling it an accident but i know the truth was bc the cursed messages.

@janerogan you come back to me but our relationship is forever changed. I know the truth #coward

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #et tu brute #i can still hear your voice

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Funniest coming out of my life. Thank u to the power of the 5th of November

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #nothing like saying you're bi to your brother and for him to go i kinda suspected bc i read something by accident #and youre scared it was a word doc where you spilled your guts but no #he saw your WhatsApp group titled Polychat and was like Ah #which... it isnt actually a relationship status of being poly... it was an inside joke with the lads #couldn't make this up if i tried

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group work should be abolished or i should be allowed to kill my teammates

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I so often wish I could watch horror bc concepts slaps and I enjoy reading it, but alas

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #this is a nothing post #just hate that i get nightmares and got seriously spooked and it affects me too close #tried to buy immunity has no worked #and too harsh gore makes me throw up due to my reaction to blood in general #BUT JUST IT LOOKS SO NEAT #i wanna enjoy stories :((( i wanna access them apart from reading summaries of them or hearing them second hand

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Sometimes I'm like... the consent isn't even dubious, you guys just seem like you don't want to tag shit with rape/no-con

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #no idea if i should tag this with anything but let me know ig #the things that ive seen #mostly brought up bc i cant believe i saw dubious consent bc the character is 13 ( they were aged down) and the other Character is an adult #dont know what to tell you author but theres nothing dubious about that to me

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Something about being told bisexual ppl don't exist when you're standing right there

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #the urge to come out instantly to be like what am i chopped liver? #but also very bad do not fear want to cry kinda moment

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Accidentally clicking a random tag in AO3 will bring to light fandoms you didn't know existed

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #clicked on hurt/comfort by accident and learned 1. about the existence of moral orel and 2. that ppl are writing for it in 2023 #also for some reason i didn't think rpf extended to the metallica dudes #not bc its impossible or surprising or we just it didn't cross my mind #you learn things every day

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Depending on my mood, any sentence starting with "their body language clearly states..." can fill me with joy ( about to read the most unhinged analysis about ppl I don't know) or the most dread.

#when ppl are like Ofc this means x and im here like youre ignoring so many factors #its like forgetting context is key and sometimes its very funny to be like... that's just how someone holds a mic #but then there's also thee worst things I've ever seen when talking about strangers simply bc youre ignoring culture differences #but also bc idk man what about u just dont assume some shit about complete strangers and claim it as fact #like even from having to study and analyze movies and shit you have to take context into account and even so you're going in probably #nothing like watching a chill video on ig and the comments being thee most vile thing ever #screaming to the void bc it wont answer back

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Sometimes classes are normal and other times i have to sit there and hear my professor mention omegaverse and then hear one of my classmate, under all the noise the class is doing, say that everyone else is an omega for their reactions

#i wish i was lying and this wasn't my day #omegaphobia in academia is real says me after being called an omega as an insult #words im typing jesus Christ #screaming to the void bc it wont answer back

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Can my brother soon to be ex wife stop texting me, I beg? Girlie, he blocked u. Leave him alone!!! Why are you contacting him via fucking LinkedIn, what the fuck!!!

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #this whole fucking saga has been just too much #i wish my anxiety didn't flare with it

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Trying to contain myself from just saying dump him over and over to my friend. Trying to see if compromise is possible ( dump him, dump him, dump him)

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #it's not like she disagrees with me but she's giving it a last try kinda thing #sending 6 minute voice note back and forth #trying to convince her that him being sad about it its not reason not to break up #girlie its not your fault hes depressed that's not how it works

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Interships form my enemy. the answer to the q you are asking is technically no but also is a yes and yet you won't let me comment

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #my semester is in shambles and technically im not taking german lvl 7 #BUT also im taking german but outside of uni and the dean knows #I KNOW THIS IS FOR THE BARE BONES OF WHICH INTERSHIPS BUT YOU WILL THINK IM A LIAR AND TECHNICALLY I AM BUT IM WORKING ON IT #usually forms my best friend forms where i must only click but im going through it rn #i dont even want to go to germany pls let me not know german (will have to have german anyway)

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Will never be the same after reading my Spanish translation of the Iliad. Not even bc of the story, but bc I was instantly thrown over them calling Achilles Aquileo instead of Aquiles. They told me You Know Nothing as soon as we started.

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #it's such a trip Im used to it now #also hilarious for ppl in my family to be like wait youre enjoying the book?! #like yes it's fun idk what to tell you i just know its also not unpopular to like the iliad #also my dictionary next to me bc this is my mother tongue bc ofc the words they are using aren't precisely common #its really interesting all in all having a blast

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Having the worst time ( saw one of those "when the degree is making you feel like you do belong in the kitchen" Instagram posts)

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #I know the exist i have seen the before #but just... to be reminded of them is so #WHY would you so-called joke about that #its not even funny and its so infuriating bc ppl do still believe all women should stay at home #dont go with them!!! dont repeat their shit!!! complain about thw difficulty of your degree in literally any other way #im just So tired like for why #i know this has been spoken before this isn't making more points im just Mad

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There's something sooo Bad about hearing an adult being like I wish you were my daughter or we after just hearing them spouse the most horrid and homophobic ways

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #when you know you cannot fight in a setting bc of Circumstances and its just like #if i was your kid i would hate myself sm more #i am so GLAD I'm not your kid #i wanna be Away from this

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There's something very funny when fics are like oh God this is NOT what friends do when having revelations moments or something and the thing in question is like holding hands or hanging one on one

#screaming to the void bc it wont answer back #like even when its slightly more romantic tinged or we im like well i do that with my friends #like I get it we all do friendship different and it ofc depends on what the friendship had to begin with but