Mini Fanfic #1094: My Lea (Kingdom Hearts)
11:15 p.m. Inside of Lockhart's Bar.......
'Cell Phone Ringing'
Isa: (Uses the Bar's Phone to Answers the Call) You've reached the Lockhart's Bar establishment. How may we help this evening?
????: (On the Other Line with an Old British Accent) Yes, my wife and I would like to order one of your finest burgers and drinks your establishment has to offer~
????: (Joining in on That Said Line With British Accent of Her Own) And all the crispy fries you could give us, dearie~
Isa: (Sighs as He Easily Recognizes Their Voices) Hello, Roxas and Xion.....
Roxas: Ah man. You already figured us out?
Xion: What gave our it away?
Isa: Your frequent prank calls here are starting to become more predictable and frail as of late.
Xion: (Starts Pouting on the Other Line) Um rude much? Our prank calls happens to be top notch quality if entertainment, thank you very much!
Roxas: Yeah! But no, seriously, are you gonna bring us something back after you get off?
Isa: (Starts Looking Around the Half Empty Bar) Considering how we actually have a slow day for once, I'll see what I can do.
Roxas: Sweet.
Xion: We love you, Isa!~
Isa: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Yes, yes, I love you too. Now, would you mind telling me what you all are doing at the moment, besides bothering me my line of work?
Barret: (Walks Out From the Kitchen) Dishes are finally cleaned and accounted for, Isa my man. (Notices Isa Calling Someone on Their Bar Phone) Someone's on the line?
Isa: (Turns to His Co-worker) Only Roxas and Xion, making yet another subpar prank call.
Xion: (On the Other Line) Heyyy!
Roxas:: We heard that!
Barret: (Chuckles Lightly) Really now! Tell 'em Uncle Barret I say "Hey" for me, will ya?
Isa: (Points the Phone Towards Barret's Point of View) You can tell them that yourself.
Roxas/Xion: Hi, Uncle Barret!~
Barret: (Smiles Brightly as He Speaks Thru the Phone In Front of Him) Hey there, kids! What y'all doing tonight?
Xion: Watching a movie. And don't worry, Isa, it's not Coco this time.
Isa: (Turns to Barret) Lea gets overly emotional every time he sees it.
Barret: (Snickers a Bit) I don't blame him. That movie can make any grown man shed a tear, me included.
Roxas: Yeah, no kidding. But instead, we're watching "My Girl."
'Record Scratch'
Isa/Barret: (Eyes Begins to Widened) My Girl!?
Xion: Yeah. It's this old movie about a girl's misadventures in the summertime. You guys don't like it or something?
Isa: No, no. It's a good movie, great even, but uh.....Question: How far are you three in the movie exactly?
Roxas: (Looks Back on the Screen) I think we're on the forest part- Oh shit!
Xion: Roxas, what are you- ('GASPS') Oh my gosh!
Barret: 'Ey, what's happening over there?
Roxas: A swarm of bees are attacking Thomas right now!
Xion: He's ALLERGIC to bees!
Roxas: (Franticing on the Other Line) Ah man, there HAS to be some kind miracle to step or- OH GOD, HE'S DIED
Xion: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barret: (Solemnly Shakes his Head) That poor little boy died way too soon.....
Isa: Kids, where's Lea right now?
Roxas: In the room checking out his phone I think? He suppose to be back the Living room by now.
Isa: Alright, well, whatever you, skip that part entirely before he comes back.
Roxas: Already on it-
'Door Opens on the Other Line'
Lea: I'm back! Sorry I took too long in there, I-......Who died?
Roxas: Uhh....An old....family member?
Xion: Thomas died!!
Lea: I'm sorry- WHAT!? FOUR EYES IS DEAD!? WHEN!? HOW!?
Xion: In the forest! Swarmed by bees!
Lea: BUT HE'S ALLERGIC TO BEES!!!
Xion: I KNOOOOW!
Roxas: (Sighs on the Other Line) Xion, you seriously can't go a minute without telling him all of that?
Xion: I can't help it, okay!? And you know as well as I do that I'm not as good as a liar as you are!
Roxas: ('Sigh') Fair.
Lea: So they just killed that poor kid off.....And the girl didn't know about until now!?
Roxas: What do you- Huh. I guess not.
Lea: Oh God, she's crushed right now......And yeah, where is his glasses?....('Sniff') He can't SEE without his glasses, man, come on!
Isa: ('Sigh') And so it begins.....
Lea: He wanted to be an acrobat.....('Sniff') So bad.....So freaking bad.....
Xion: We know, Axel. We know.....
Barret: Well, damn, that scene already messed him up badly.
Isa: (Hears his Phone Viberating Insode the Pocket of his Pants Before Taking it Out From There) You're about to witness the half the it. (Answers the Call) Hello?
Lea: (Already Tearing Up on the Other Line) ('Sniff') I-I-saaa.....
Isa: Good evening, Lea. I take it you've seen the death scene from that My Girl movie you're watching.
Lea: (Tearfully Nodded)
Isa: And now you're a wreck because of it.
Lea: Thomas wanted to be acrobat growing, Isa......('Sniff') And now he's gone.....
Isa: Yes, it's unfortunate. But life has proven time and time again that it could be a cruel mistress on occasions.
Lea: Yeah...('Sniff') No fooling. ('Sniff') I-Isa?
Isa: Yes, Lea?
Lea: ('Sniff') I don't say it asuch as I should, but....('Sniff') I really do love you, man! ('Sniff') Like a WHOLE lot!!
Isa: (Snickers a Bit) Lea, you already told me that before I left the apartment earlier.
Lea: I know that! I just....('Sniff') Wanted to show how much you mean to me is all....('Sniff') A whole lot by the way!
Isa: (Smiles a Little) And I appericate it sincerely.
Lea: Good. ('Sniff') Now is Barret with you right now? ('Sniff') I wanna talk to him.
Isa: He's right beside me actually. (Gives Barret his Phone) Lea wants to speak with you.
Barret: (Simply Nodded) Got it. (Answers the Call) 'Ey there, Lea! (Let's Out a Chuckle) You doing okay?
Lea: Kind of? ('Sniff') I'm still crying my eyes out, but it'll pass eventually. ('Sniff') Probably. ('Sniff') B-But anyways! I wanted to let you know that you're the most badass poppa bear I've ever met so far and I'm REALLY glad that we're friends!
Barret: (Starts Smiling Brightly) 'Appericate you, my man! I for one, think you're a badass Fire Mom.
Lea: Isa told you about that, didn't he?
Barret: It was your kids actually. I think it suits ya.
Lea: Of course it does. ('Sniff') Well, I don't wanna keep wasting more of your time than I already have, so....('Sniff') If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna call up everyone else right now.
Barret: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion at Isa) Call up everyone else?
Isa: I'll explain later. (Gets his Phone Back From Barret) I wish you the best of luck, Lea.
Lea: Thank you. ('Sniff') I love you! ('Sniff') Again!
Isa: Love you too. Later. (Ends the Call From his Phone and Resume his Call with Xion and Roxas on the Bar's Phone) Make sure Lea doesn't go too overboard on his calls, okay?
Roxas: Yeah, we'll try.
Xion: We love you again, Isa!~
Isa: I love you too. Have a goodnight. (Ends Another Call Before Letting Out a Sigh)
Barret: So what? Does he call everyone he knows and tell 'em how he feels and shit?
Isa: More or less. As random as it seems, it's nice to see him let out his true feelings out every once and a while. It's a shame we're not there to witness it in person. We would've find a kick out of it along the way.
Barret: It supposed to get sillier down the line?
Isa: In more ways than one.
To Be Continued......
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