Season 4 be like
Jack: guys, we need to find them, Hannibal probably kidnapped Will, he's most likely torturing him! Will is suffering unsurmountable pain as we speak!!
*Cut to Will's face moaning, dripping sweat and contorting himself*
Jack: This is very serious, I want everyone on the team on this! We need to rescue Will. Our poor friend, I can't begin to imagine the horrors he's going through right now.
*Cut to Will panting, lips parted, eyes rolling back, lots of sounds*
Jack: I won't be able to sleep at night just thinking about the nasty things Hannibal's putting him through!
*Cut to Will looking down*
"Oh my god, you're killing me."
Jack: This is tragic. Absolutely tragic. I can't imagine how he's even coping...
*Cut to Will blissed out, breathless, and Hannibal slides up in the frame, red, swollen lips, smiling.*
Jack: He's a hostage to that selfish,
*Cut to Hannibal kissing Will's neck*
Jack: Heartless,
*Hannibal kissing his forehead, gazing lovingly*
Jack: Awful man,
*Hannibal kissing Will's face, neck, chest, everywhere, lots of kisses*
Jack: I just know Will's living in hell now.
*Will smiling back, leaning in to kiss Hannibal*
Jack: He's probably starving him, too.
*Hannibal feeding Will strawberries dipped in chocolate*
Jack: He'll be looking like hell when we find him...
*Hannibal gently rubbing scar healing cream in Will's cheek, then planting a kiss on his lips*
Jack: God, I can see him having not one second of peace, just torture,
*Will peacefully laying in the couch in Hannibal's arms, while he reads for him*
Jack: and torture,
*Hannibal massaging Will's scalp in the bathtub*
Jack: And more torture.
*Hannibal spooning Will who sleeps peacefully*
Jack: What a nightmare.
Inspired by @the-other-will-graham
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I need to know why Eddie had been to War Zone once. Like this man cannoically isn't a killer, and in most of our head cannons he couldn't hurt a fly (unless in defense of his friends). So why has this man been to the most conservative gun crazy place on his side of Indiana? Not only did he confirm he had been there once, he alluded to the fact he knew enough about it to know what’s inside?
Did he go because of Wayne, his lovely conspiracy theory uncle? Did he go because he felt like he needed protection being queer in the Midwest? Did he go there by mistake thinking it was a completely different store? Did he go for D&D research? Either way, he definitely feels joy at being helpful and the chance to impress one-up Harrington.
I need answers. Why was this glorious little rat man we all love at this store?
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