the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Sexy Spider Sephora pheromones enters the BG3 chat
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Beauty products on - IG|beaute_vein
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I stole two bottles of perfume from a Sephora located in a public library.
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Still a better campaign slogan than anyone else in politics has going on right now.
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🎀 Too Faced | Instagram 🎀
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Okay that first reviewer clearly doesn't understand how kryptonite works but sounds like Sephora accidentally created a product line using Spiders Georg's face cream.
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