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domithanasia · 2 months
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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demonboyhalo · 4 months
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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agathetv · 12 days
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m0ney · 8 months
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Sephora X Hello Kitty collection (in 2011)・゚゚・。☆
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space-blue · 4 months
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Sexy Spider Sephora pheromones enters the BG3 chat
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crisinpinkshade · 2 months
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Going out to shop
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elation0 · 3 months
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sephora.com in 1997
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sugar-honey-beauty · 6 months
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Beauty products on - IG|beaute_vein
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girlygirlwebdiary · 9 months
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Self care summer 🩷🧖‍♀️💄
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months
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I stole two bottles of perfume from a Sephora located in a public library.
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webdiggerxxx · 14 days
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꧁★꧂
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mysharona1987 · 5 months
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Still a better campaign slogan than anyone else in politics has going on right now.
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demonboyhalo · 4 months
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and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you
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amengaga · 7 months
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wandered-rose · 1 year
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🎀 Too Faced | Instagram 🎀
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taaroko · 4 months
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Okay that first reviewer clearly doesn't understand how kryptonite works but sounds like Sephora accidentally created a product line using Spiders Georg's face cream.
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