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#serpent and dove incorrect quotes
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Lou: Due to circumstances out of my control-
Reid: Impulsivity and inattention to detail
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cabbages4life · 2 years
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Reid: I decided to see a therapist. I did some research and I’ve come to realisation that I tend to lose my temper a lot! Oh, and don’t worry, it’s covered by my insurance!
*walks away*
Lou: *whispers to Coco* He’s like a self-cleaning oven!
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muresetivoire · 3 years
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This level of perfection should be illegal
Rowan Whitethorn, Sirius Black, Lou Le Blanc Diggory, Finnick Odair, Cardan Greenbriar, Thomas Cresswell, Alex Fierro, William Herondale at some point
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cyborg-lunar-queen · 4 years
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Reid: So let me get this straight - when I told you what you were doing was terrible, your solution was to include me in it?
Lou: It seemed nice at the time.
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spindlebeforesunset · 4 years
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LeoVil, maybe
(Quotes taken from booktuber, readwithcindy)
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Vil, ranting about Leona: Man, I hate that hot piece of ass. I wanna smash my fist against his rippling chest muscles in annoyance.
Rook: Damn, are you angry or thirsty?
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Vil: I refuse to ever let you touch me with your giant manly hands and your perfectly chiseled dick.
At the back of his mind: You hot hot hottie.
Vil, still denying everything: Fucking disgusting.
Leona, denying his crush too: Well, it's not like I wanna do it either.
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booknookbath · 4 years
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Jean Luc: HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO.
Reid: I'm gonna stab him
Jean Luc: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.
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Reid: I didn’t understand why people didn’t want to kill their dumb witches until I got a dumb witch myself-
Reid: *pulls out Lou from a duffle bag*
Reid: I’ve only been married to Lou for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Lou: very violent declaration of love- I like it.
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snusbandxknifewife · 4 years
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*at the wedding*
Reid: Today is for Louise. Louise, I give you the rest of my life. To cherish and to keep you. To honor you forever. Today is for Louise. My, happily, soon-to-be wife.
Louise: Pardonme,iseverybodyhere?Becauseifeverybody'shereI'dliketothankyouallForcomingtothewedding.I'dappreciateyougoingevenmoreImean,youmusthavelotsofbetter thingstodoAndnotawordofittoReidRememberReid?Youknow,themanI'mgoingtomarryButI'm not,becauseIwouldn'truinanythingAswonderfulasheisThankyouallforthegiftsandtheflowers,Thankyouall,nowit'sbacktotheshowersDon'ttellReid,butI'mnotgettingmarriedto—
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Lou: There’s no i in team but there is one in sticky buns.
Reid: So you’re not going to share
Lou: I’m not going to share
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Reid: You’re annoying
Lou: But you love me
Reid: Doesn’t make you any less annoying
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Reid: Aren’t you wanted by the kingdom?
Lou: I’m wanted by a lot of people okay, that’s the price of being pretty.
Lou: On a side note I may have committed slight treason-
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Reid: Don’t do anything stupid until I get back.
Lou: How can I? You’re taking it all with you.
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Reid: Why would anyone want to kill Lou?
Coco: Maybe because they met her?
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Reid: If you were my wife, I’d put poison in your sticky bun
Lou: If I was your wife, I’d fucking eat it
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Lou: I want a sticky bun.
Reid: What’s the magic word?
Lou: Get me a fucking sticky bun.
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Lou: Of course I support Reid!
Reid: Thank y-
Lou: If planning on shoving him down a flight of stairs is support than yes, I fully support him .
Reid: ...
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