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spiltinksky · 2 months

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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

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random-incorrect-things · 23 days

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Woozi: "| wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy.

Woozi: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.

Woozi: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 166cm tall give me the gun bitch.

#seventeen #seventeen incorrect quotes #incorrect seventeen quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #woozi #kpop

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singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi · 5 months

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[hoshi practically living in woozi's studio]

[hanging upside-down from the sofa]

hoshi: Let's play a game.

woozi: Okay. I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

hoshi:

hoshi: Is it me?

woozi: It's always you.

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seventeeeeeeen · 2 months

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Chan: *crying*

Wonwoo: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I've eradicated whatever has hurt you.

Chan: I'd rather have a hug

Wonwoo, with open arms: okay then

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mangocustard16 · 4 months

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THROWBACK TO CARATS GATEKEEPING SEVENTEEN FROM ARMYS

SEVENTEEN: We don't deserve your love. carats:*hugs* No, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!! SEVENTEEN: You know that's not true, cara- carats: You can only accept mine, though. SEVENTEEN: ... carats: What!!? I get jealous easily.

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multifandom-disaster · 3 months

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Interviewer: So... Seungcheol. What exactly do you do for work? Seungcheol [with absolutely no shame]: Mostly I just stick by Jeonghan and look either pretty or intimidating depending on what the situation requires. Jeonghan: He is very good at his job. Jeonghan: Husband, bodyguard and eye-candy all rolled into one.

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soopibean · 5 months

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Seventeen MTL likely to get scammed

Most

DK

Gets scammed regularly. You don't even have to do anything and he's already giving you his credit card information. Gets scammed the next day by the same person. Coups has taken control of most of his accounts since his cant be trusted. Still genuinely believes he has a long lost brother in Europe that he sends money to every month, the others tell him its not actually his brother but he's already bonded.

Hoshi

Likes to believe he'd never get scammed but actually falls for it pathetically easily if you know the right angle. Basically say the words shinee or tigers and he begs you to take his money.

Dino

Thought he got scammed once, didn't eat or sleep for days, not cause he was worried about his money, he just knew the others would never let him live it down if they ever found out. Eventually told someone when he reached his breaking point only to find out it was Jeonghan playing a prank on him... You'd think he'd be relieved but his worst fear came true, they found out, and now its only a matter of time before carats find out too. Is high on the list cause he would get scammed more if not for the constant paranoia.

Seungkwan

ALMOST got scammed once and made a huge deal out of it. Intentionally gets scammed on occasion for the drama and for more anecdotes to tell on variety shows.

Jun

Got scammed. Still hasn't noticed.

Mingyu

Jeonghan gives out his information to scam callers when he's bored so he gets scammed by default.

The8

Got scammed once, but made the scammer live to regret it. Takes them to court and leaves their lives in tatters. Dares someone to scam him again. Doesn't even need anti virus at this point, everyone fears him.

Vernon

Doesn't particularly care either way. If he gets scammed, oh well.

Scoups

If DK wasn't around he'd probably get scammed more but he's become so well versed in scams at this point that he knows all the signs to look out for. If he did get scammed, he'd have a similar reaction to The8 though.

Wonwoo

Deeply paranoid about getting scammed, too careful to ever have it happen to him. Has anti scam leaflets he hands out, once gave his signature to a carat on one of them.

Joshua

Anyone that scams him immediately gets sent to hell, he doesn't make the rules.

Woozi

Is practically off the grid at his point, he physically cant get scammed. He doesn't answer his phone, he doesn't go outside. He's untouchable.

Jeonghan

IS the scammer. Even if someone tries to scam him it doesn't matter, he'll have everything they own within the hour.

Least

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haohao-simp · 5 months

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Hoshi: *running toward Woozi with open arms* Woozi: *moves out of the way* Hoshi: Why did you move? Woozi: I thought you were going to attack me Hoshi: I was going to hug you Woozi: Why would you hug me? Hoshi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??

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wontune · 20 days

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Joshua ㅤㅤ[ 케이팝 ] ♡ seventeen lockscreens

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bunnypig18 · 8 months

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Seventeen Text Posts (10) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

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spiltinksky · 8 months

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Wonwoo: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Jihoon: Why?

Wonwoo: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Seungkwan: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

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random-incorrect-things · 1 month

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Hoshi, recording: Jun, Carats wants to know if you're secretly an octopus.

Jun, counting his limbs: One, two, three, four. So, no.

Jun: Wait! I could be an octopus that had four of its tentacles chopped off!

Jun: Okay, if I were an octopus with four legs cut off, how would we be able to tell?

Hoshi: I guess if you jumped against a wall you'd stick-

Jun: *sprints, slams into a wall, and falls down*

Hoshi: ...

Jun, on the ground: I am not an octopus.

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singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi · 3 months

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me: i am a fucking 22 year old adult you think a song can make me cry? *plays 'me' by scoups* me: you're absolutely right i will sob like a loser

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seventeeeeeeen · 11 months

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Mingyu, holding a rock: Wonwoo-hyung just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."

Minghao: I'm telling you man, if you don't marry him I will.

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mangocustard16 · 4 months

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woozi:*annoyed*: i love being with y'all, you really keep me on my toes mingyu: yeah you're 5'5" hyung, most things do

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weird-bookworm · 10 months

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Mingyu: So, I'm banned from Woozi hyung's studio because I'm a "liability" and "reckless" and "Mingyu". Mingyu: The last one is just my name but you should hear it the way Woozi hyung says.

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