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gadlinrosita · 1 day

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#socal #shagging #honestly ben #answers #pink lips #onlyfitgirls #bella hadid #bloood #n088 #bulma fanart

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awesomegoat152 · 7 months

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Watching some manhunt 2 beta stuff and was EYEBLASTED BY DANNY SHAGGINT HIS WIFE I’m sorry I’m still dazed it happened like a flash bruh DANIEL LAMB that is so inappropriate

#manhunt 2 #daniel lamb #SHAGGING #SHOOK #WOKE #WOKENESS #WOKE LIBERAL MADNESS

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nxtellabrxwnii · 2 months

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Hello i am

#shagging #bugs #wall #hello

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emmawithtwoms · 5 months

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I am hot, I am single, I have both ass and boobs.

WHAT IS KEEPING ME FROM SHAGGING I DON’T GET IT?

Probabily the mental illness

Maybe

My fear of commitment might be a point to my disvantage

And my fear/disgust towards men

And the fact that I can’t flirt with a woman to save my life

And the fact that I don’t just want a pretty face, but someone to entertain an intelligent and profound conversation with

Yeah ok maybe I get the problem

#I’m not bisexual I’m bimiself #shagging

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victusinveritas · 7 months

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#shagging #meanwhile in england

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everythingisromantic · 34 minutes

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matty healy publix employee fan-fic

to preface this is not serious please this isn’t the real me my friend suggested this. if anyone sees this besides her plz disregard.

“how’s your day going?” the cashier says when there’s a lull in customers coming through the conveyor. it was my first day as a bagger, so i had never met his but he looked… charming? “it’s going really well!”. he looked at me with his piercing blue eyes… i could feel my heart beat out of my chest. “i’m glad darling” DID HE JUST CALL ME DARLING????? i had no time to think because a customer with a HUGE cart came through. i was distracted by how good his hands looked swiping the groceries across the beeper. veiny… but not TOO veiny. “girl are you gonna help me take my groceries to my car or not?” the customer asked, snapping me out of my daze. “i- yes of course maam” i go to grab her cart. “excuse me next time talk to my girl politely” he stops the customer. MY GIRL. i go walk out with the customer thinking about his manly hands, his hair that would look really bad bald, and what it would be like to have his babies.

the next day i was on my lunch break eating publix mac n cheese of course. i just couldn’t get him out of my head. i didn’t even get a chance to look at his name tag but- but it’s as if im shaking? shaking from needing him so bad. it’s almost like i want to ‘shag with no breaks in every car’ i don’t even know what that means? like i should just walk by him and go ‘lost my clothes! @manlycashierman’. ugh no that’s lame! aita for wanting to shower with a 34 year old publix worker? good thing he can’t read my thoughts. SUDDENLY the door opens “i realized i forgot to tell you my name yesterday, the names ma’y”.

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