me age 12, lying on my bed with my eyes closed, listening to Take Me To Church and imagining what it feels like to kiss Maisie Williams: huh I sure do love being Straight
I asked my mom to record the Japanese gp incase I don’t get up in time and my dumbass forgot that it’s my MOTHER I’m talking to and i sent a peppa meme
Throwback to that time I was picking a DND character name with my mom and in the recommended names for my race was “Hentye”
I then proceeded to cough up a lung dying of laughter
the other day in class we were taking notes and this girl that sits behind me asked for help so i helped her and she tells me that i’m a good person and my friend that was watching the whole thing started laughing so the girl is kinda confusing and my friend tells her, and i quote. “i just think it’s hills that you ser good in this devil” and i….
julia: yeah i had a borgor
viv “I don’t think this is my bike” miedema
ah, a lovely text conversation with my sister
I have most definitely eaten an entire thing of lipgloss in one sitting because it tasted like sweet tarts why do you ask
Tfw you don’t pay enough attention during the initial character description and spend half the book imagining him as a goat-head man before your mom corrects you
So I got this gf, right. Well since we live on other sides of the state, many people at my school dont know I have one. So explaining that is fun.
I have a male friend who had grabbed my water bottle and held it away from me jokingly. Its important to not he also has a girlfriend. This girl starts ‘ooooo'ing (like a goddamn five year old).
We passed saying at almost the exact same time
“I have a girlfriend.”
Cue girl looking shocked and yelling what?! She came up to me and questioned me.. blah blah.
I just thought this was funny and wanted to share
The name of Grigori was found when @firstaidquarters and I went searching for a bad ass name. I found some evil stuff, Bels found a porn site. XD Omg you guys I was in tears from how she reacted to it. But she is technically the one who ended up finding the name. I just call him Greg.
But yeah, Grigori’s name is technically a hint as to what’s going on with him, but I ain’t saying much else about that. ^.^
Yo I just had the best conversation about Kreids with my mom. She thought he was 29-30 years old and married with a baby. I had to inform her that he is actually a year younger than my brother and he is neither married nor does he have children. And now I can’t stop laughing about it.
Sent my girlfriend a picture of some mums…
What the fuck? It looks like a dream catcher that was fucking thrown up on.
They just slapped a fucking teddy bear on it.
Wait? You fucking wear it?
I don’t understand. Is it a hair pen? Is it an apron?
@thegrimllama, are you okay?
my friend trying to remember the name of falsettos:
- book of mormon
- 2 bitching jews
- lesbian from next door
- whizzer has aids?!?
- everyone has aids?!?
- not the one with the light switch
- 60’s maybe
- whizzer’s dating a cheater
- canon gay charecters
- les from newsies?!?
- marvin is the married boyfriend
- everyone hates marvin
- everyone hates chris?!?
- “i don’t think you’ve written fanfiction about it?”
- the odyssey?!?
- a capellas?
- chess games
Today at work an older coworker became very shocked and concerned that I would (jokingly) call myself a heathen. When I told her that I am a heathen she became confused and more concerned. For her own mental well being I did not elaborate on the subject, but it was very amusing to hear her try to assure me that she doesn’t think I’m a heathen.
today while me and some of my classmates were talking about Kingdom Hearts
Our teacher: so are those like, the games where Mickey is evil?
Me: no but he wears a black coat so I get the confusion
classmate: oh yeah I always wondered, how DOES Mickey get an Organization XIII coat?
Me: Its not necessarily an Organization coat but a coat that lets you traverse between worlds without falling to the darkness
Our teacher: darkness?? well okay then
ughhh you’re right! It’s just that I bought the couch not even six months ago and uGHHH. I love her to death though I swear I’d do everything for this damn precious dog D: