The crew make it back to England and a few months later, the admiralty host a social function and crozier is only going so he can check in with the men, see how they're recovering. And while he's there, he spots James. But as he approaches, he overhears him talking about this "beautiful and elegant creature" he has back home
And crozier thinks "ah, alas. He is straight. But I'm happy he found someone..."
Meanwhile James won't stop telling people about his cat. Also he's carrying the BIGGEST torch for his co-captain, who is tragically uninterested in men. Whacky shenanigans ensue
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Lady Six teehee
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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...
Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.
I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.
I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.
Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D
I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬
Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D
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OUGH!! Shouts out to @sm-baby for THE Little Lady Troublemaker (Ft the lovely Penelope Porker)
Fun fact, Lady is in fact standing on a stool 💖
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LET'S FUCKING GO
YES YES YES YES YES YES YESY ESYEYSYEYYJYIWFHGRHR MATCHAAA MATCHA MY GIRL I LOVE HER I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE HAD SO MUCH MISSED STORY POTENTIAL SHE'S SO INTERESTING I LOVE MY SILLY GAL I KINDA KNEW SHE WAS COMING BECAUSE LEAKS BUT CONFIRMATION IS EXCITING anyways i hope they draw inspiration from what was said about her in the villain quiz because that's some big characterization for her
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Alma with her daughter ❤️❤️❤️
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EVERY TIME I FIGHT ROM I LAUGH BECAUSE SHE DANCING
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Got called a Lady kinnie for the 40th time and it hurts just as much as it did the first fime. Dude just call me a faggot i beg you
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this started off as a joke, but she’s genuinely such a cute design what the fuck why why why why w
anyways, her name is Lady Loving-Byrd
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wait did i ever post this
[ID: A digital drawing of Iris Watson from The Great Ace Attorney. She is drawn as a teen, perhaps in her early twenties, with smaller eyes, a sharper chin, and a pointier nose. She looks to the side with a thoughtful, somewhat critical expression. She wears her hair in a half-up-half-down style, with pink ringlets falling past her shoulders and a “bow” shaped bun in the back. Her bangs are swept out her her face and pulled back by her goggles, with only one large curl on her forehead. There are a few freckles on her cheeks and nose. End ID.]
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My mom got a copy of the Vampires of Color, Vol 2 because it had my art in it and she got hers in the mail today and she called me to tell me she was proud... love my mama.
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I seriously can’t be the only person who visualized Sasha as a Milf?
I've recently started looking at Fandom content for tpp cause I’m finally up to date, and absolutely no disrespect to the designer, but I was rather disappointed by how different some of the designs were from what I’d imagined, so I’m just going to do maybe a few drawings of what I'd seen the characters as before seeing the canon and fanon designs, but maybe update them to more Canon compliant.
But Sasha is one where I refuse to give up the 6′2 absolute unit of a woman that I have in my head.
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After playing four huge new games in a row recently I wanted to jump back into a game I've already played, and I ended up on Assassin's Creed Valhalla. It kind of made me reflect a bit on how initially I was quite disappointed with this game but now it's really, really grown on me.
I'm a huge fan of the newer AC games but when Valhalla first came out it was a very distant third place in that trilogy. There are still some things that annoy me (being forced into open combat for so many encounters rather than being able to stealth) but I think what threw me off the most at first was coming into it after Odyssey which has SUCH different vibes.
Like, Origins to me is a really fun adventure/mystery story. It has some dark and serious elements but it also has Bayek who can be quick-witted and funny, it has the great Bayek/Aya romance, and it has the creation of the Hidden Ones which is SO cool. And then Odyssey is just pure joy imho. Alexios/Kassandra is a big old goober and they're so silly and I mean I guess it depends on the choices you make but it always makes me feel so fufilled and happy at the end when the family gets back together. It's heroic and light-hearted, has a lot of really goofy side missions, and even the world itself is bright and colourful and full of life.
Then you have Valhalla. Valhalla is DARK. It has this overarching sense of futility and inevitability, like your fate has been written and there's no escape. Eivor is stoic and brusque and violent and quite frankly a little unlikeable. A lot of the victories don't even feel like victories. They're tainted by loveable characters dying, friends betraying you, basically: winning but at what cost? Eivor often feels lost in their own story, being manipulated by people like Basim and Fulke and Alfred. They're also burdened with Odin's memories and end up having to leave everyone they know and love to deal with that.
But it also has these moments of searing beauty that make it into a wonderfully stirring experience, and I think it took me a while to realize that. I missed the joy of Odyssey so much I couldn't appreciate what Valhalla had to offer. I've been listening to the OST a lot and I think it captures that bittersweet vibe perfectly... the main theme alone is so haunting. Most of the England you explore is dirty and muddy and brown but every once in a while you are at the top of a hill and you see a beautiful sunrise light up the gold in the trees and it's breathtaking. That, to me, is what Valhalla excels at.
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feelinf so tiny!!! so uhmmm gonna share pictures of my kitty cat cause :) i luv her a bunch!!
will b under the cut xause ! long
her name is fiona, but i call her fifi, feefer, sweet baby, chicky, deefing cheeker, etc etc. i lvo calling her silly nicknames !!! she’s a siamese, i think she’s a shorthaired ragdoll maybe! cause hee hair isn’t as long as regular ragdolls, but her coloring is so simular !
she will be 5 years old this year!! i’ve had her since she was jus a lil tiny kitty cat!! here’s a baby piccture :3
she can be very shy like me!! she has only met a few of my feiends cause she likes to hide whenevrr they’re at my house. but she ooves me!! she loves cuddles! here’s me an her :)
but !! uhm !! yea!!! sory this is random n long. here is some more of her cause i hav lots of photos
ok goob bye :) <3 <3
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