#shit i like when im high

[batcavescolony]

just saw someone say Rick Riordan making a TV show is just as bad as anything JKR has done. BFFR you're comparing Rick Riordan trying to make his world more inclusive, changing some parts because of money/time constraints, or just making changes cus he thinks they're needed, to JKR being a terrible person!

#and not to say Ricks work is perfect. ill be the firat to tell you his mistakes. his aspec rep is shit. his minorities rep has problems #he has general time line problems. im not says hes perfect but he tried from a good place #jkr named a character ChoChang. her Scottish character blow stuff up and tried to make alcohol. named a black character Shackelbolt #like damn get over yourself. #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #percy series #pjo series #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv adaptation #if you wanna say shit about Rick ok. but be correct about it #how is he just as bad as jkr for not using the book he made in the early 2000s an exact script for the TV show being released in 2024? #and they yall had the audacity to be pissed when he didn't put a song about sex thats literally says `fuck her face° in the background of #LITERAL 12 YEAR OLDS in a place with memory altering properties..... thats whats you wanted. children getting high to a song about sex. #°oH bUt iN tHe mOvIe tHaT i WaTcHeD wHeN i waS tWeLvE' where the actors where like what 18? and weren't 12? that one? 🙄 #some of you are getting on my nerves. yes the show's pacing is eh really thats a reason to curisfy Rick Riordan? thats what you're deciding #this is the line? a tv show thats on its first season and is more accurate then the movies that came out? #good to know

[hella1975]

noah kahan really said growing up in a small, bitter hometown is about the rage and the hatred that's been sung about many times before but it's also about love and devotion and the 'all three of us were drowning and we didn't know how to save each other but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together' of it all and knowing people so intimately yet not being able to help anyone and he's morally grey at best in a lot of his songs and objectively the bad guy in others and that's just how it is and it's about substance abuse and normalised crime and teen suicide and country roads and failed exams and leaving and being left and love and hate and love and hate and love and

#anyway. listening to orange juice again. like it's my fault #girls when growing sideways and view between villages and northern attitude and homesick and stick season come on #like new england must actually be called that for a reason bc you cant convince me this guy isnt actually secretly singing about england #like even when he sings about the WEATHER im like !!! this guy gets it fr!!! #IM TIRED OF DIRT ROADS NAMED AFTER HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND'S GRANDFATHERS AND MOTHERFUCKERS HERE DONT KNOW #THEY CAUGHT THE BOSTON BOMBERS TIME MOVES SO DAMN SLOW I SWEAR I FEEL MY ORGANS FAILING I STOPPED CARING ABOUT A MONTH AGO #SINCE IT'S BEEN SMOOTH SAILING I WOULD LEAVE IF ONLY I COULD FIND A REASON IM MEAN BECAUSE I GREW UP IN NEW ENGLAND!!! #or the entirety of growing sideways. divvied up my anger into 30 seperate parts keep the bad shit in my liver and the rest around my heart #r u even listening. what the hell #HONEY COME OVEERRRRRR THE PARTY'S GONE SLOWERRR AND NO ONE WILL TEMPT YOU WE KNOW YOUVE GONE SOBER <- sobbing #noah kahan #stick season

[kitamars]

high school joui 4 shenanigans

#deep breaths takasugi #the worst friend group you will ever know #only ones who can somehow tolerate each other #gintoki’s one worst quality is that he cannot shut the fuck up #i couldn’t stop thinking of them after watching daily lives of highschool boys and they’d get up to so much dumb shit actually #can you tell i kind of miss my high school days #i sound so old when i say that wtf im 19 #painting has been a lot of fun lately i will not lie #but also college starts like. day after tomorrow im so cooked #GINTAMA OBSESSION PLEASE GET ME THROUGH ANOTHER TERM 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 #i might draw some ginhiji stuff to accompany this later bc of course i will #i am nothing if not predictable to my audience #anyways #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #sakamoto tatsuma #takasugi shinsuke #joui 4 #gintama #ok bye

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 90

happy tdov here's the faves who, incidentally, i do headcanon as all being various flavors of trans

#day 90 #year 4 #homestuck #aradia megido #jade harley #sollux captor #as for ME i got on the local news today holding a bigass trans flag #so i think i truly managed to achieve maximum visibility for this one #idk how im gonna up the ante for next year maybe i just like #cover myself in those reflector thingies #like the things they put on kids when they go trick or treating so cars dont hit them?? #the high vis shit #get one of those construction vests w the neon yellow

[variksel]

anthony burch 🤝 brennan lee mulligan

being totally caught off-guard by one of their players' reactions to a reveal about their character lore being jokey and happy instead of shock and sadness

#(this is abt s1 of fantasy high and s2 of dndads) #taylor being SO PUMPED about his mom starting to date willy initially #and anthonys absolutely stunned silence when he said “you have to marry her” #and brennan as sklonda finding riz in his dads office #finding that old video of him where he said he was doing dangerous shit and he loves riz #and brennan being clearly absolutely gobsmacked when riz was like “mom this is so fucking cool dad was awesome im so excited” #i love them ur honor riz and taylor are shaking hands #dndads #dungeons and daddies #shitpost #lgbt #dungeons and daddies s2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #taylor swift #dndads taylor swift #anthony burch #freddie wong #freddy wong #brennan lee mulligan #d20 #dimension 20 #d20 fhjy #d20 fantasy high #riz gukgak #sklonda gukgak #willy stampler #d20 spoilers

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

#shitposting in its rawest form #im right though #this boy saw that phrase said bet and never looked back #harrys a cop its neccesary rebellion #and he is into some dark magic shit i am telling you right now #he has been dabbling #he commits low level crimes on the daily #and is very open to high level crimes when the situation arises 😗😗 #source: my brain #also actually the entire fucking play #that is not a teenager who follows rules or makes sound sensible decisions #hes the type of kid to just go out one day and accidentally commit fraud embezzlement buglary and join the mafia or something #half by accident half just cause he felt like it 🤷🏻‍♂️ #scorpius is not like this yet is always by als side when hes getting into trouble so he might as well be lmao #the be gay bit is very self explantory #he would commit unspeakable crimes for scorpius which just ties it all together so nicely #scorpius is the source of his gay and his crime 🙏🏻 #hashtag soulmates 😍😍 #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #scorbus

[ashersanity]

Don’t know why, feel like Whitney has a thing for glasses, what to call it. a kink?

Just sees you walk in in math class one day, looking.. different than usual. Fucking slut, did you change your hairstyle, clothes or something? No, their eyes immediately zoom in on your face, realizing what it is, your eyes framed behind glasses.

Heart rate picking up slightly at the sight, fists clenching and unclenching, trousers feeling uncomfortably tight beneath the desk. Shifting their position a tad bit to ease the growing boner in their pants. Fuck, you’ve made them stupidly hard now.

Because you look nice. Sophisticated. Clean. Professional even..? Something meant to be.. ruined. Meant to be fucked.

Fantasizes about that cute face of yours, flushed up and panting, glasses still on, just a bit cracked and tilted from their treatment. Cum splattered all over the plastic material, dripping over your skin and onto your parted lips.

#man idfk im high asf rn #this cuz I wear glasses on the occasions #only when I need to use a computer or some shit #people tell me I look completely different in glasses like handsome and more mature they call it #honestly I just look like a math nerd #and I suck at math #yeah. #need a gf that’s good at math #I’ll be the bf that’s good at english #asher getting.. ideas! #dol #whitney the bully #asher rambles

[cxlandine]

extra courseload is too much for me but killing a god and reviving some ancient force of rage??

im a sick puppy and this excites me.

#bow wow bow wow #i was genuinely worried when ally got that nat 20 like 10 minutes in #like nooo pls scary god lady come back i don't wanna go to school #and then they all proceeded to roll absolute dogshit for the rest of the fight #this is my comfort zone #also ngl im glad kristen didn't just get to leave it at that deadbeat apology #she needs a big change ok #she's made that same apology several times now and not done shit #girlie needs to kill a god idk #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy spoilers #kristen applebees #d20 #d20 cassandra #fhjy mall madness

[darth-does-stuff]

ok wait why is this recent ep actually fucking terrifying i did not expect it to be this scary

#i mean i am a wimp so that prob factors into it #but like JESUS #i’m only halfway too #but like jesus christ the vibes are HORRIFYING #in a good way but also scary #i don’t think the nightmare forest even scared me this much #when gulsom’s footsteps thundered after them in adaines room #my heart fucking JUMPED #nightmare forest didn’t do that shit to me #and when fabian revealed himself to be possessed by baron????? FUCK #AND THEN ADAINE #idk whose next im still halfway #but i’m SCARED BRO #this ep has a very specific vibe to it that i can’t like #describe #but it’s very good and also horrifying and scary #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #barons game?? fuck you bitch boy

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Was thinking about your au and realized that whichever neighbour wakes up last is in for a very awkward reunion

Imagine waking up to your entire neighbourhood being in an apocalyptic scenario, and you’re the last to find out about it-

technically the last neighbor is Sally BUT Julie is the last "normal-sleeping" neighbor to wake and yeah! she sure has a hell of a time! i mean tbh it's kinda her And Barnaby? they wake up within a week of each other (the neighbors wake via Pacific Rim kaiju rules) so their breakdowns overlap <3

#julie wakes up just in time for the situation to Start Deteriorating At A Rapid Pace #like 'welcome back julie! frank is very close to dying the neighborhood is quite literally beginning to crumble' #'tensions are very high and everyone is starting to lose it <3 also your memories and siblings and life and world was a lie <3 good luck!' #she and barnaby have it the worst smh #well. kinda the worst #cause sally wakes up to an (arguably) Even Worse Scenario and also tons of guilt etc etc #sally: oh so its my fault my friends are injured and/or dying/dead. cool. im going to cope with this so gracefully (lie) #(side note: the death(s) are Not her fault. they were going to happen no matter what) #(well. i say no matter what. they'd have been prevented if the lights had been turned back on but we all know that wasnt really an option) #rambles from the bog #wh lights out au #and julie does not really get time to adjust... #shit is already going down #but only a week or so after she wakes up Shit. Goes. Down. #the transition into act two occurs and thats a whooooole enchilada in of itself #and trust me a week is Not enough to adjust! #especially when frank passes out halfway through and then never wakes back up smhhhhh #julie: at least i have frank! right frank? frank? frank- #julie: .... #julie: at least i have eddie! and wally! #julie: wh- whats that? mhm. mhm. oh. really? oh... #julie: at least i have eddie!

[hella1975]

it's been pointed out on here before that a lot of terf arguments are actually rooted in sexist idealology that feminists fought and died to unnormalise decades ago and that's its own kettle of fish but one thing i also find very frustrating about this so called 'radical' feminism is that it's so... defeatist? like the moment you categorically label an entire section of society as Bad and Inherently Evil then there's also the implication that nothing can be done about it, and it completely takes all accountability away. saying all men are evil is just another way of saying boys will be boys. he raped her because he's a man. he hit her because he's a man. he didn't listen because he's a man - it's almost offensively oversimplified. there's no point trying to fix this issue in society because men are just Like That, okay! so now what? it's not like they're going anywhere, so you just accept that 50% of the population are evil and will forever treat you terribly and there's nothing to be done about it bc they're biologically predisposed to it? like is that fr the argument here? you're soooo radical for that

#this is coming from someone who used to very genuinely be a misandrist #ironically it was only when i started actually analysing my own feminism that i got MORE confrontational with men #and started respecting my boundaries a lot better BECAUSE i started holding them accountable again #like when men treat me like shit nowadays i dont just write it off as 'what did you expect? he's a man' i get MAD about it #because i EXPECT BETTER FROM THEM even if it's just tiny shit women have to deal with daily #i hold them to just as high a standard as im held to and i make them take accountability when they dont meet that #and whether you realise it or not even on a subconscious level the MOMENT you black-and-white blanket statement all men as bad #you stop holding them accountable. #like it is literally just boys will be boys. do terfs seriously not realise they're sending feminism BACKWARDS #like if a girl came to me with her trauma and people - other girls no less - tried to comfort her with 'yeah all men are evil' #id be fucking furious. like no he did that because he was a piece of shit that had it normalised to him that women arent to be respected #dont you dare let him off the hook with something as simple and uncritical as 'he's a man' #i promise you men like that will MUCH prefer a blanket statement such as 'all men are as bad as each other' #than actually being point blank told they're an abuser or a rapist. because being lumped together is comfortable and even empowering #wheras isolating their behaviour with words that are Bad and Ugly (LIKE 'rapist') is not comfortable at all and has heavy connotations #idk i dont think radical feminism is always bad on its own it can be v liberating. just terfs and misandrists that i have a problem with #dropping this post in a piranha tank and closing tumblr knowing im gonna have some thirty year old karen yelling at me within 5 mins #i probably wont respond to any terf comments bc they literally mentally exhaust me with their stupidity #but that also depends on my mood and ability to keep my mouth shut LMFAO we shall see

[unbelievabelle]

i think sam winchester and will graham should make out sloppy style btw

#this sounds like something i would say when im high but im not. im just a little shit #sam winchester #will graham #supernatural #spn #nbc hannibal #hannibal

[just-null-cult]

You like noritoshi? Das crazy (I love him so much it's so rare to see someone else who loves him too and your art is so good???? Omfg he's so cute??? Slay)

i just really liked smth abt him! he's such a good boy.. but his abilities are so fucking cool which makes his stiffness with people so much better. IDK WHY HES NOT THAT POPULAR. ALL OF YOU SHOULD LOVE HIM! THIS SHOULDN'T BE RARE

#tysm for liking my art btw makes my heart happy that it pleased your eyes #that shit gives me an art high thats uncomparable #and i love drawing so this is a beneficial relationship for us both! #and for obvious reasons yes i was joking abt needing to love him. im not forcing you to do shit #but also stan noritoshi fr 🤟 #he's so cute i love him #i love when people have correct opinions such as yours anon #my goal is to indoctrinate everyone into liking Noritoshi so that a nendroroid of his is released and i can get my mitts on him #let's fucking go #???

[brainrotdotorg]

My grandmother had a stroke . Shes lucid and out of surgery right now so i am thankful for that. Going to be staying at my grandparents place tonight. Drove a super long way to come back and im so so so tired and i have a cold n cant stop coughing and i miss my boyfriend and i dont want to drive ever again

#not doing well. my head hurts. im just exhausted and trying to sleep #but my nose is stuffed #im just glad my grandmother is doing better than the doctors expectee #i was so scared i was crying like half the drive back home #awful car crash on the high way thd blocked the roads for two hours. two cars completely totaled. #scared the shit out of me. #started raining like ive never seen before when i was on the road too. could barely see ten feet ahead of me #ive just been so on guard all day long and nos im laying in bed trying to decompress #before i pick my mom up from the airport #idk man.

[beeg-bark]

pinning someone down and they're struggling against you and then they hit you with the dom stare, and so you don't really want to let go but you're excited to see what will happen so you loosen your grip a little bit and they say "you're loosening your grip" and you say "yeah i wanted to see what would happen" and they hit you with the "don't let go" with the fucking dom death stare look in your eyes so you have no choice but to obey and then they spend the rest of the time criticising you and making you readjust your grip ughhhhh

#dogbone #asexual kink #fear kink #this is the same fucker who gripped my leg with theirs and uhhh #told me how entertaining my reactions were #bro gripped my chin with their hand #and when that got a reaction out of me #went #ooooooh im good at this! #in like a delighted tone #like #did you think you were bad????? #why are you surprised?????? #we went to a concert this weekend #and during the opening band #there was a lyric that said 101 dalmations and i still want that one dog #and she tilted my chin up with her finger and made me look at her during it #and uhhhhhhhhh #it bluescreened me #it wasnt this weekend actually it was yesterday #i lied #sorry beeg bark nation #im like high as shit rn #and whoo boy #kink and weed are a beautiful beautiful combination let me tell you #monster kink #t4t nsft #listen man #excellent day to be a monsterfucker head over heels in love with a monster #sometimes i worry that she secretly hates me and then she pulls shit like this

[xxcherrycherixx]

yall really liked seeing abbey, so here you go ft. c.a cupid realizing the ghoul she "doesn't like" actually looks really fucking good in a swimsuit

#monster high #abbey bominable #c.a cupid #i got so lazy on this piece man #i aint drawing see through shit thats annoying af #im in a swimsuit mood man #i miss summer the winter fucking suckss #i had like 5 swimsuits ready this year and i wore one to a pool for like 30 min #thats it. i didnt get to wear any of my swimsuits except that one time. #anyway swimsuit mh cupid is coming up next #and i might redo eah cupid's drawing since i drew it when struggling with the tablet so it looks bad af. #but also thinking about a swimsuit blondie to go with her- #time to blast girls in bikinis by poppy #my art