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shitforks · 2 years
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i love that the ratatouille jokes from tumblr have transferred to other apps like tiktok and now people are barely becoming aware of the resume names. like yes we’re hiding in the shadows and the word is spreading.
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jakfeaster · 1 month
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ok. other than claptrap being pushed down the hole which, admittedly, got me laughing.
i think the borderlands movie is gonna be pure dogshit 100% and i hate barely legal files shitfork for accepting the bare minimum for a series that literally put his company on the front seat for gaming and not listening to his fans because he’s nothing but a self absorbed prick with a god complex wearing his ass as a hat because his head is SO FUCKING FAR IN IT.
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liveforks · 4 years
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if you go over to @shitforks you’ll see some interesting information that might appeal to many of you.
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shiny-volvo-owner · 4 years
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@sweaterbella is the creator of this game! :)
rules: copy/paste this and fill in the blanks to describe your twilight self insert oc, then tag ten people, and tag me so i can see it! feel free to modify what you need to if you want your character to be volturi/human/werewolf/etc. feel free to be as ridiculous or as sincere as you like.
name: Bree’Anna
appearance: 4′11, already pale so somehow paler, long brown hair, can I have abs in my vampire form? definitely need those. 
personality: mostly sweet, but feisty when provoked, quiet, introvert  
hobbies: reading, feasting on the blood of humanity’s enemies, using my immortal life to travel the world, 
diet: I only feast on the blood of horrible humans, obviously 
how they became a vamp: Turned by my best friend, @shiny-volvo-stupid-owner after my constant annoying begging 
how they fit into the plot: Rosalie and I end up on the path of killing the same awful people, she introduces me to her family and I fit right in with her and Edward 
vampire superability: Power to control/manipulate fire
best friend: Rosalie
significant other: I guess my current real life boyfriend can stick around if he behaves 
fun fact: I am the first vampire to figure out the art of tattooing our weird form. I have become the most sought out vampire in the world for this. 
i’m tagging:
@twilight-af @edwardsvirginity @edwardsaginger @twinkvolturi @carlisle-the-daddy-cullen @pathokinessis @itslapush @shitforks @bellasbowlingshirt @taylorthotner + literally everyone else who reads this, I want to learn all about your vamp selves 
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infornograph · 5 years
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i hate how gays care so much about music critics esp shitfork and use it as an excuse to act all high and mighty when their fave gets praised by them like girl enjoy the music u like dont let some snobs dictate ur taste 
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blandalibi · 6 years
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katfishings · 6 years
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@dragontails @carnivalove @orangeccreamsicles @securecontain
WELCOME PEONS TO THE ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW THAT IS MY PERSONAL BLOG DEDICATED TO MY GARBAGE UNLIFE FLOATING IN A BUBBLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OUTER REACH. I CAN AND WILL REGULARLY FORGET WHO MOST OF YOU ARE. DON’T WORRY, IT’S ONLY PERSONAL. MEETING NEW PEOPLE GETS INCREDIBUBBLY OLD AFTER A WHILE AND I’M SICK OF MAKING AN EFFORT. I’M SURE I’LL BE AMUSING FOR A SHORT WHILE REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU STICK AT ALL IN MY SHITFORKED DEADPAN GREY MATTER.
MY NAME IS VERE AND I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE CODDAMN GLUB HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT. TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND MAYBE I’LL MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT CEMENT IN PLACE FOR A WHILE.
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hitamory-dead-blog · 7 years
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I love Villain Deku PLEASE share some headcanons and more art!!! (sorry if that sounds pushy - i'm just really excited to see more from you!! )
No worries, you’re not being pushy at all! I’ve been on Discord with @catsplosionxd a lot over the past…week or so? It must’ve been longer, but we’ve been coming up with many, many headcanons. Without further ado:
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- Izuku in this AU is very similar to canon Izuku. He’s still nervous in social situations, gets flustered easily, mumbles to himself, and takes notes on heroes. He still wants to be a hero but due to the work he’s been forced to do, he doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to be one. He puts up a strong, cocky front because that’s the only way he’s able to pass as a villain around Shigaraki and the other villains.
- Even after eight years of villain work, Izuku hates the sight of blood, as well as killing other people. The only way he’s able to do it is to dull his own mind by ‘pretending’ that his targets are Shigaraki. It’s based off something I used to do in school because I was frequently bullied, actually. You form the image of a person you absolutely despise in your mind and just focus on pretending the person in front of you is that person you hate. It helped me fight back, so catsplosion and I decided it would be suitable to give Izuku this coping mechanism. The regret is still there, but you don’t feel it until after the fact.
- Izuku has a filthy vocabulary. He’s grown a cynical shell to protect himself from being mocked/hated by the other villains but the foul language is real. He tones it back around Todoroki, but with everyone else, he uses curses like punctuation marks. His favorite thing to do is take an existing curse and combine it with a noun to make newer, more powerful curse words. (ex. Fucktrain, asscouch, shitfork, etc)
- When Izuku’s caught up in the heat of battle, his attitude, language and gestures change drastically until he’s basically a 15-year-old, green-haired Deadpool. He doesn’t speak lewdly, though. That’s one line he won’t cross. I’m also planning on adding a line somewhere as a joke where instead of saying “Time to make the chimi-fuckin-changas” Izuku says, “Time to make the Tako-fucking-yaki.”
- Izuku has perpetual bags under his eyes because he gets very little sleep. The reason for his lack of sleep is the fact that he has insomnia as well as debilitating nightmares, mainly vivid memories of his early days with the villain league.
- Izuku carries a silver zippo lighter, an eight-inch switchblade, and Ziploc baggies of tiny little explosives that look like BBs. They vary in colour depending on what’s in them, but some of the BBs contain: hydrogen, magnesium, nitroglycerin, alcohol, cesium, and natural methane. The casings are made of plastic, and when exposed to the heat of Izuku’s fire, the plastic melts and they explode in a chain reaction. The BBs are only meant to be a smokescreen of sorts, and the magnesium is there just to create a tiny flashbang. He doesn’t use the BBs often.
- I’ll try not to spoil anything here, but later on in the fic, Izuku meets someone who introduces him to the world of…memes. Izuku relives his lost childhood by showing Todoroki outdated, shit-tier memes from (our) 2009 onward. Todoroki deals with this surprisingly well.
- One simple joy that Izuku’s had throughout his time with the villain league is an inexplicable obsession with puns. Any chance he gets, he’ll try to make a pun. 99.8% of all Izuku’s puns are absolute shit. This is the one thing about Izuku that Todoroki can’t stand. In this AU, Todoroki hates puns. Especially Izuku’s. Not because he hates Izuku or anything, but because they’re just…so bad.
- izuku still takes hero notes, but it’s because Shigaraki wants them. Izuku’s still passionate about making them, though. He’s less passionate about giving them to the villain league.
- This one’s more Tododeku than anything else, but I’ll finish off this post with it. Izuku has kinda fallen out of touch with his emotions. Yes, they’re there, but he has no idea what he feels for Todoroki until later on. Izuku doesn’t know what to do about it, so he uses the internet (on a public computer, of course) to give him an idea of what to do, which is never a good idea. Todoroki has no idea what Izuku means when he asks, “Hey Todoroki, lemme smash?” izuku has no idea what it means either.
I hope this was enough! I have more, but I can’t call them to mind right now…I’ll post them as I remember them~!
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jacobhinkley · 6 years
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Bitcoin Cash [BCH]’s Stress Test day, not at rest anymore
Bitcoin Cash Stress Test, run by a site called ‘BCH Stress Test Day’ is a network driven task that processes a large number of minimum fee transactions in a single day.
@Bitcoin recently tweeted:
“September 1st will be the first stress test day for #BitcoinCash. Engineers and users will flood the network with transactions to measure how well the BCH network can handle being under high load.”
SeriouslyMad, a Twitter user commented on the same:
“No one cares. No one uses Bcash. you have 8 times more throughput than you’re ever going to need. It’s an illusion, a lie. like the one you tell yourselves that you’re “bitcoin” when you’re not. $BTC Is #BITCOIN you’re #BCH or $BCash a sad #shitfork from $BTC. Grow up, sit down.”
The Bitcoin Cash blockchain has one of the most extreme block limit sizes of 32 MB, which is extraordinarily bigger than numerous other distributed ledgers of this era. The immense size of these blocks is intended to permit noteworthy exchange throughput.
Considering that the block size is 32 MB, the system has to be monitored closely by the network. This will be achieved by carrying out millions of low-fee transactions on the BCH chain, together in a 24-hour duration.
In order to help BCH Stress Test Day, now known as BCHSTD, the Spendbch.io team established an open source node.js app for stress testing the BCH network.
The simple apparatus was made with the BCH designer toolbox, Bitbox. The group calls the protocol to be the genesis of 1 BCH bounty that’s offered to somebody who can create a more advanced web application of the tool for all devices.
The BCH Stress test day is calendered on 1st September at 12 pm UTC. The team of BCHSTD has started the preparation of the same.
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shitforks · 1 year
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it’s been 3 years since i posted the bella on a chair in new moon gif and i’m still getting notifications of people posting it and i don’t know how to mute it. i’m so tired, free me from this.
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shitforks · 2 years
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today was a very bad day for people with uteruses in the us
i hope you’re all doing as well as you can be given the situation. i truly hope we get out of this mess but chances are looking bad for us.
i’m sorry they failed us.
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shitforks · 2 years
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one day i’ll be fully back to creating my hot takes that no one cares for and force everyone to read every single one of the dumb thoughts that cross my pea little brain. until then, ily and *don’t* talk shit abt smeyer whenever possible <3
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shitforks · 2 years
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someone just inquired about the forbidden book… did any of you actually read passed the 10 first pages? i need to know
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shitforks · 2 years
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you asked for it lol: for your take on the twilight universe, what if somebody bit a spider and it turned into a vampire??
what if we got a vampire spider-man from that?
but question, how do you bite a spider? like… is it a thing? does it bite you and as revenge you bite it back? i need answers to your question.
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shitforks · 2 years
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i’d love to answer any random little questions y’all may have about my take on the twilight world. idk if any of my followers are still active but if you are, feel free to send me stuff 🫶🏽
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shitforks · 2 years
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today is National Day of Mourning for Indigenous people. may you get peace and may your ancestors have peace after the atrocities they had to face. may they have the healing they weren’t granted while they walked this earth.
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