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nonbinary-hatter · 2 months

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I love the hc that Tammy is just super short

#fanart #bob burgers #bob burgers tammy #tammy and jocelyn #bob burgers fanart #bob burgers jocelyn #short girl problems

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arcadialedger · 3 months

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Annabeth having short girl struggles while climbing and needing the boys’ help to reach is everything my 4’10 soul needed.

#percy jackson #pjo #disney +#annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #yes I know she’s tall in the books #I don’t care #short girl problems #pjo tv #pjo disney+#pjo series #rick riordan #we find out the truth sort of #the arcadia ledger

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j0kers-light · 7 months

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Hi, how tall do you see y/n as?

Also could I please get a headcannon that's ledger!joker (ofc) with a short mixed fem reader if that's possible please (I'm 5'0)

Hey hi anon!! 🖤✨

Yes of course you can! CAN THE SHORT LADIES PLEASE STAND UP ON STEP LADDERS?!

Lol, I'm short (and petite 😭 like a whole kid out here) but proud! PSA: I love tall daddies. Therefore, Joker is written at least 6'0ft. Y/n is however tall you are since I write for reader insert. So yeah, he's towering over us girl. Buckle up!

Joker is forever making fun of your short stature in comparison to his. Its both endearing and annoying. Its not your fault your mixed genetics robbed you in the height department but he doesn't have to rub it in every day..

His favorite hobby is to move things in the apartment well out of your reach. J doesn't like you climbing counters and etc. to grab things and prefers if you call him to get it for you. It strokes his ego that he's providing for you. Keep in mind that he created the problem in the first place!

Cups, boxes of cereal, the tv remote (?), even your laptop-- nothing is safe from being stolen and tucked away 'safely' out of your reach. Oh the irony.. Joker thinks it absolutely hilarious when you get frustrated and try to grab things by yourself.

"Awwww is my wittle bunny too short? Need some help?" You flip him off and try to grab whatever he stashed away. You almost had it!! He just laughs and shamelessly enjoys the show. Your butt jiggles each time you jump and Joker can watch it shake all night.. that is until you trip and lose your balance.

Then he's rushing over to catch you before you break something and/or hurt yourself. "Easy there doll. All ya had to do was uhh, ask for helP." He hands over whatever you almost broke your neck for with a lopsided grin. God, you love this annoying clown.

Thankfully there are instances where you get payback for Joker being taller. Low clearance areas are your favorite since you get to watch J clip his head and laugh at him when he grumbles in pain.

Watching him squeeze into a tight space (he's more mindful of the places he drags you into for a quickie) is hilarious since he's all arms and legs whereas you are in your element.

The height difference is so comical that Mac and Neo have joked about your stellar climbing skills. It's clearly a sexual innuendo and Joker gave them the death glare for it. They haven't joked about your height since. Mac gifted you hiking boots in secret with a card that read, "Enjoy climbing Mt. Joker." You can't bring yourself to wear them. You must admit; you are an excellent climber..

Joker loves to rest his arm on your head or pat your braids like you're a puppy. It irks your soul and he learned the hard way that you are short and therefore closer to his balls. You punch them in retaliation every time he treats you like a kid.

You like bringing Joker down to your level. Literally.

A plus in being shorter than J is that you tuck adorably into his side. No matter how much your weigh, he's picking you up and tossing you around because, "You're uhh, fun size Y/n!" That applies in and out of the bedroom. The two of you snap together like the perfect puzzle piece.

But despite all the teasing Joker makes about your height, he loves being your protector. He's the one you run to if something is bigger and scarier. He's the tall, murderous bf, that'll scare off anything or anyone for his Bunny. It’s a new concept to be a savior and Joker isn't complaining.

You'll never get used to being hit on. You get it; you’re very beautiful with your lighter complexion and the way you carry yourself.

Men and women are always hitting on you but normally after you utter the words, "I'm spoken for" they go away but this guy is rather persistent.

Years ago he would be your type. Tall, athletic, and cocky with white teeth and oozing lightskin fboy vibes. He was definitely the quarterback in high school and wears gold chains with black turtlenecks. The single Y/n would have your fun and kick him to the curb before he broke your heart. However you were happily involved with Gotham City's most infamous criminal who would literally kill anyone that dared to take away what was his.

You were doing this guy a favor trying to turn him down but the second he grabbed your arm and insisted you go on a date with him, you knew, he f__cked up.

"Let go."

"Nah just one date ma. You'll love it so just say yes. A dinner, a lil talking, then I'll take you home n' sweat your weave out." He grinned.

You arched an eyebrow at him assuming your hair was fake but before you could open your mouth, a shadow fell over the two of you. Your persistent suitor rolled his eyes and glared at the newbie.

"Is there a problem?" He asked Joker.

Joker's left eye twitched as he glare at this pathetic stain touching you. J wore a mask to conceal his identity yet his scowl was evident. "Is he hurtin' you doll?" Joker asked you.

You shook your head no but that wasn't enough to save a life.

J pointedly eyed the hands holding you until the guy wisely let you go. If he hadn't, Joker had no issue removing them by force.

You hid behind Joker's towering frame and vanished, you were so short. Joker made sure you were safe behind him before focusing on the idiot.

"Uh yes. Lots of errr problems. Let's see.. You talked to my bunny, you touched my bunny, and the worsT of all. You. Made. Her. Uncomfortable. Its been ten hours since I killed someone. I'd hate to break my errr record.."

The guy must've understood that Joker was serious for he backed away with his hands up. "Listen man I didn't know she was your girl. Have at it, I'm out."

Joker waited until the guy left before he turned around to check on you. "You good?"

J wasn't expecting you to hug him so tightly. Your head barely came to his chest and for once you didn't get offended when Joker patted your head. "Say the wo~oooord and he's dead, Y/n."

You laughed and stared up into Joker's eyes. "Don't break your record, J." You tapped your lips, making Joker furrow his brow.

"What? Ya wanna kiss?" You nodded and Joker made a noise. "I dunno Bunny. If ya can't reach my lips.... do ya deserve a kiss? Maybe if you were hehe.. taller?"

You rolled your eyes and shoved Joker away. He laughed at your little temper tantrum but stopped you from walking away with meaningful kiss. Your attitude melted away and Joker left you speechless when he pulled back.

"You're soooo spoiled. Is that whatcha wanted short stuff?"

#thanks anon!#thanks for the ask!#ledger joker x reader #ledger joker #joker x reader #joker x y/n #the dark knight joker #heath ledger #reader insert #black!fem!reader #short girl problems #swf headcanon #his lighthouse

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siriuslydandy · 4 months

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Could it be???? A jumpsuit that actually fits my vertically challenged ass ❣️

#short girl problems #red #ootd #still on the fence though

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silk-and-blade · 10 months

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What have you been thinking about lately?

This…. I mean, is it just me? Does anyone else’s shirt get caught on door handles spontaneously as they pass by and pull you backward like a fool?! 😂🙄

#short girl problems #asked #answered #but seriously #does this happen to anyone else?#champagne problems #still relevant

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1-800-say-less · 8 months

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If you see me climbing inside the cooler at the liquor store to reach that thing on the top shelf...

Please help a bitch

#short girl problems #life under 5 foot

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mightymizora · 6 months

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I’d like to see Glim and Gale dancing.

"Your hands are... they're tiny."

"Well. It all scales. I'm still a human man."

"I could wrap my hands around your waist."

"That might be nice."

She holds his hand in hers, rolling it around and laughing. She probably shouldn't, but she can't help it. His hands are so much a part of what he is to her; the movements he makes during casting, the way he holds her face before he leans down to kiss her, how he rubs herbs between his fingers as if trying to light a spark before adding them to the cooking pot, the way her hands fit in his.

"Glim."

"Sorry. Just. Why?"

"Ah! Finally, a question."

He places one of her hands on his shoulder, and one of his (tiny) hands on her waist. That would be impossible normally, and she starts to see his plan.

"Gale..."

"Yes?" His eyes are sparkling. Eyes that she can look straight into without craning her neck.

"Did you reduce yourself to-"

"Hold you in my arms like this? Yes."

"Well, it's lovely. But, again, why?"

The piano starts to play by itself. The music she heard that first time he showed her this place, the night they first came together. The third movement of the Lliirian suites, a rolling motif inverting the patterns from the first, taking it from common time to 3/4 and modulating key.

"There is a dance to this one."

"Is there now?"

"Yes. Quite new. Quite scandalous, in society."

"Gale Dekarios, leading me into scandal? Who would have thought!"

"To do it justice, I need to hold you close to my body, like so."

He pulls her closer with the hand on her waist, her chest against his. It feels so strange, so different to be with him like this. To stand with him, and to feel their lips so close.

"And then," he continues, taking her other hand in his and holding it as delicately as he can, "You follow my lead."

"I'm notoriously so good at that."

"Keep your body against mine," he instructs in a whisper, moving his cheek to sit flush to hers. "Keep that connection, and the rest will come to you quickly."

He pulls her into a long step on the first beat, turns her on two small pivots. It feels so strange, to hand her body over like this, but that strangeness is quickly replaced with a thrill, the sweep of the movements and the music making her head spin. She can almost hear the strings come into the music, hear the reverberation from a grand ballroom. She laughs, and she can feel his smile on her cheek as well as he spins her, as his hand directs them across the study, this little slice of Elysium, this place that is the heart of him. Here, they are safe, they are happy. But out there... out there is a world full of expectations. There is Waterdeep, there are people and expectations. There is a society.

She stops, her feet losing the rhythm, and looks at him as the music falters in her. She can't stop the thought, the feeling of it, as it pulls her into reality again.

"It would have been so much easier, wouldn't it? If I were human."

He stops them, pulling his cheek from hers to look into her eyes. Those eyes of his, deep and dark and so full of emotion all the time. Gods, but he is beautiful, this beautiful, beautiful boy at the heart of her world.

"Ease is not why I love you," he tells her, a hint of incredulity amid the sincerity of his words. "Simplicity is not why I love you. I think you know well that the journey here was neither simple nor easy, and nor do I wish it were those things. I love all that you are. All of it, and none of it could ever be changed in my eyes. But," he adds punctuated with a quick, soft kiss. "I hope also that we will have a lifetime of experiments together. Of trying new things. Of always taking delight in the new, as well as the familiar. That you will keep indulging me in silly ideas."

She returns his kiss, taking time to linger over it. To let the music sweep over her from the piano she never could have imagined she would own, in the home she never dreamed she would have, in the arms of the man who not so long ago she thought was lost to her forever.

"I can think of nothing I want more in the world."

#bg3 #glimmergris #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #short girl problems

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boba-beom · 1 month

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hold awn, I’m playing around with my new sewing machine and now it’s so much easier to hem my cargos :’) ALSO I’m so excited to start altering my clothes 🤭

I’ll be answering asks in a bitttt! (beomgyu hours are open bc I love that man 🫠)

#short girl problems #let’s talk about BEOMGYU #our birthdays are coming up aaaaa #ofc other members are welcome #I miss them already lol

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luminarai · 1 year

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saw somebody on the tweeter mention some celebrity as ‘stylish short girl representation’ (the context being that many stylists have no idea how to dress shorter celebs who inevitably end up wearing clothing constructed for someone much taller and as a result having their proportions looking off) so I looked said celebrity up and they were. just average height. like 165 cm (5’5) or something.

meanwhile I’m down here like