#shower thoughts

[thoughtcascades]

my favorite form of love is being loved without feeling like i was begging for it

#own #text #thoughtcascades #showerthoughts #shower thoughts #quote #quotes #writing #original words #poetry #literature #inspiring #quoteoftheday #poem #aesthetic #prose #inspiring quote #life #spilled ink

[jamespotterbbg]

unrequited love sucks ass

#I give up #i don't even know #random thoughts #random #nonsense #relatable #shower thoughts #idk what to tag this as #unrequited love #unrequited feelings #unrequited crush #unrequited romance #unrequited affection #:)

[shyjusticewarrior]

#dc #dc comics #comics #comic books #my edits #tweet #funny tweets #funny #food for thought #shower thoughts #harley quinn #dr harleen quinzel #harleen quinzel #harleen frances quinzel #character appreciation #batfans #twitter #humor #comic characters #batman characters #comic panels #comic art #batfam #rogues gallery

[pretendmynameispoetic]

pain

#femcel #lana del rey #girl interrupted #female hysteria #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #girlhood #shower thoughts #toxic parents #gone girl #female experience #female manipulator #rant #annoying #girl problems #just girly things #this is a girlblog #this is what makes us girls

[1nn32dem0n5]

the sun brings out the poems

#think about it #quote #quotesoftheday #love #quotes #words #life quotes #writing #sayings #spilled thoughts #poets on tumblr #poem #spilled ink #writers #life #spilled words #quotation #quoteoftheday #oneliners #writers on tumblr #text #shower thoughts

[liianliann]

Is the lamb going to be a minor for all of eternity?

At which age are they no longer a lamb, but a sheep?

Or are they never going to become a sheep and stay a lamb forever since they are the new god of death aka immortal now?

Then when will they be considered an adult?

#help they are legally not allowed to drink at the bar since they are a minor lol #somebody draw this #please #anyways #new cotl shower thought lmao #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl random stuff #cotl narinder #sort of #shower thoughts

[strangelittlestories]

My last manager once coined the phrase ‘bare maximum’ to describe the amount of work our team had been doing.

And I kind of love it?

Like, the oxymoron of bare (as in sparse/empty) with maximum? Very pleasing.

The added layer that bare is British slang for ‘lots’? Enjoyable wordplay.

But also just the logical meaning of the phrase: “I am doing the bare maximum”.

E.g. “I am doing the absolute smallest amount of all the things. I have piled the truly tiniest quantity of total excess onto my comically undersized plate. I am utterly overburdened in the most controlled way possible.”

I can imagine a vampire/revenant/lich saying: “I am greedy for life … in moderation.”

Or a fairytale curse or prophecy telling a queen: “And the world will render unto you the smallest slice of every iota of creation.”

‘Bare maximum’ is, if I’m being honest, kinda how I live my life.

To quote the great Swedish hip-hop act Henry Bowers: “All I ever wanted was a little bit of everything.”

#shower thoughts #wordplay

[darkharp-tickling]

A sexy body will fade with age

But a sexy mind is timeless ❤️

#darkharp #shower thoughts #❤️💙

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

#comic #comics #comic art #relatable comic #original comic #web comic #webcomic #humor #humorous #funny comic #cute comic #wholesome comic #comic writing #comic strip #true story #shower thoughts #funny thoughts #random thoughts #late night thoughts #deep thoughts #inane ramblings #illustration #storyboard

[x3nshit]

you have to be at least a little delusional in order to lead a happy life

#at least a little #academia #dark academic aesthetic #desiblr #desi academia #dark academism #academia aesthetic #desi dark academia #chaotic academic aesthetic #art academia #chaotic academia #classic academia #cottage academia #chaotic thoughts #spilled thoughts #shower thoughts #delusional #delulu #original poetry #poetry

[thoughtcascades]

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

#own #text #thoughtcascades #showerthoughts #shower thoughts #quote #quotes #writing #original words #poetry #literature #inspiring #quoteoftheday #poem #aesthetic #prose #inspiring quote #life #spilled ink

[megamuscle885-blog]

Did you know:

Your knees crack when you crouch specifically as an audio cue to let you know you've entered stealth mode? This was added when playtesters reported that they didn't know when they were or weren't in stealth mode while moving around. It's also why you grunt when you stand up, to show that you've exited stealth mode.

#shower thoughts

[sjhfjdjdn]

#tfp #shitpost #meme #transformer meme #Transformer memes #Shower thoughts #Transformer shower thoughts #Tfp orion #tfp orion pax #tfp jack #tfp ratchet #tfp miko #tfp rafeal

[pretendmynameispoetic]

3:13 pm at home

“Being around my family for an extended period of time makes me physically ill. I don't know how else to explain it…”

#femcel #girl interrupted #lana del rey #female hysteria #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #girlhood #shower thoughts #toxic parents #sullen girl #this is what makes us girls #gone girl #toxic girl #toxic mother #toxic female #toxic father #toxic family #just girly things #this is a girlblog #girl interupted syndrome #sylvia plath #fiona apple #lux lisbon #cecilia lisbon #lisbon sisters #the virgin suicides #the bell jar

[cat-cosplay]

Being as it's New York, do you think the Ghostbusters ever interrupted a Christmas Carol situation?

Like some Rich Jerk is about to get his world rocked by 3 ghosts only to pay overtime rates on Christmas for the Ghostbusters to put an end to that.

#ghostbusters #Christmas #a christmas carol #shower thoughts

[merlinjoyer]

Gwen: Why Lamia is so scared of you? She wouldn't even come close to you

Merlin, trying to hide the fact that it's his magic that is scaring Lamia away: ugh, uhhh, I'm gay

Gwen *gasps angrily*: THIS BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC

#yeah i know i already have something like this but i rlly wanted to change it #merlin #merthur #guinevere pendragon #bbc merlin #bbc guinevere #gwen pendragon #bbc gwen #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #incorrect quotes #shower thoughts