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I just wanna talk about this to someone for a second, so here goes: My school theater class is going to be performing a series of short skits soon, after two months of working on this. We’re a class of freshmen and sophomores. Half of us are gay and want to be here, the other half just got put here because the classes they applied for didn’t have room for them. Our theater class split into groups, each having to come up with something of their own to perform. One group’s theme is “Avengers Game Night”. Doesn’t that sound fun? Let me give you the gist:

-Tony’s “work music” is apparently disco.

-Jarvis’ voice is so metallic and echoey, and it’s played far too loud, so it rattles your teeth.

-The Hulk is just a guy who bought a Hulk mask and Hulk fists, both of which he probably found in the local target.

-Natasha Romanov rolls up and the first thing she does is call herself a snack, then goes to play Just Dance with Bruce.

-The guy who plays Peter Parker actually does a backflip on stage. He’s done it in every rehearsal and each time it’s just as impressive.

-Shuri shows up and gifts Tony with a block of vibranium from her older brother, who sadly couldn’t make it.

-He thanks her and then licks it.

-Shuri plays chess by herself and Peter is doing Twister by himself. Both are less than two feet apart while doing their separate activities and they don’t speak to each other.

-Obligatory “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good” joke.

-Thor and Loki are both played by girls, which is valid. They have a sibling slap fight on stage.

-Aunt May shows up to drag Peter home by the ear because it’s nine pm and he’s gotta go to bed.

-“Aunt May, not in front of the big kids!”

-Same kid later shows up on stage, now as Steve Rogers, who “just got done saving America”.

-Captain Marvel comes with him and one-up’s him by saying she just got done saving the universe.

-They all come together on the couch to play a game of charades. It kinda looks like the opening of Friends.

-One of the prompts was “a loving couple” so Steve does that thing where he puts his back to the audience and puts his hands around him so it makes it look like he’s making out with someone.

-Then he dissolves into crying over Peggy. “Why, Peggy, why did I have to leave you?!”

-This is his one defining character trait in the whole skit.

-Then, he collapses dramatically on stage. Hulk drags him back to the couch and Natasha pats his back sympathetically.

-Bruce’s turn is next and he pretends to be Superman.

-“Peggy?!” (Steve’s guess)

-No one gets it, so Hulk eventually tells them.

-“Oh. Didn’t see it.” (Carol really be coming for DC’s wig.)

-Also, Ant-Man kinda shows up for a second. Thor jerks back to make it look like she’s been punched by Scott in tiny form, and a cartoony sound effect is played over it, but horrifically out of sync.

-Also, also, there’s a fake potted tree that’s been in the background this whole time, and you might think it was for decoration, because no one acknowledges it, until it’s revealed that it is actually Groot.

-Suddenly, the alarm sounds and the Avengers must save the day again, so they stand in the iconic circle pose from the first movie. But, then Steve decides something isn’t right and that they need wind blowing their hair back, so a SHIELD intern below the stage pulls out this giant fan while the recognizable Avengers music plays.

-“Avengers, assemble!” And they run offstage, except for Thor who’s been sleeping for the last minute or so. I think Loki stays behind to draw on her face.

A performance for the ages, most certainly. Shakespeare could never.

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A perfect snowflake hovered just shy of her fingertips. Precise, delicate, the kind of snowflake one would hope to find in the wilderness. 

Mismatched eyes watched solemnly as the slender fingers withdrew, watching as that perfect snowflake dropped, a puppet cut from its strings, and shattered to dust. Silver hair that blended among the thigh-deep snow blanketing the earth danced within the roaring winds that circled around the small igloos and glistening ice tower to which the snow fairies have made their home under the protection of their Snow Mother.

That very being, with skin so pale, eyes the very hue to snow and ice themselves, donned in robes of deep blue whose hems fluttered at her bare feet, whose wings barely pulsed, rarely ventured from the tùr deigh since the
A ’crathadh–what the fae folk called the breaking of their Snow Mother’s heart and trust, that birthed the vortex of brutal cold and snowfall that served be the snowy mountain’s barrier. Those who were not of fae blood were forbidden to enter, which was just as well. The Rainbow Kingdom had been plundered and pillaged enough by greedy mortals throughout many moons. 

The Snow Mother would only leave the mountains to venture to the heart of the kingdom for one reason and one reason only:  at the behest of Queen Titania and the other powerful Fae that would assist the Queen as needed. ‘Twas one such meeting that the Snow Mother left the snow and ice, leaving in charge the Fae child who had sought her protection many summers past. There was but hardly a chance the Snow Mother would ever leave her territory unprotected; nay, she would never do so.

Mortals still stumbled into Fae lands, after all; and that was what this particularly meeting certainly entailed. 

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“What happened for the snow mother to lock herself away?”

“A mortal did come once to this kingdom. Shuri was more open-hearted then…she fell in love. And he shattered her heart.” 

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FAE AU HEADCANON TIME UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE I MENTIONED THIS IN REPLIES BEFORE

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Yellow Day, Part 2

So this is a little different from my normal groupchat posts. Normally I try to keep the chats ridiculous and lighthearted (as I’m sure most of you know 😂) but this one has a little bit of a different feel. This was born from a request from @thefrxyax , and it deals with depressive episodes.

I certainly don’t think that this chat will ring true for everyone that reads it, but the depressive episode depicted in this chat is very similar to my own experinces with my mental health journey.

If anyone is struggling with depression, anxiety, panic, or any other form of mental illness or issue I want you to know you’re not alone. I am always avaliable as a sounding board and will readily chat with anyone who needs someone to talk to. If you aren’t comfortable speaking with me (which I completely understand), I’ve added some links below that may be of help for my U.S. readers!

Anyways, long story longer:

I LOVE YOU ALL. STAY STRONG. 💕❤💜💙💚💛🧡

Link to Part 1 here

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Crisis Texting Line : Text ‘HOME’ to 741741

National Domestic Abuse Hotline : +18007997233

National Sexual Assault Hotline: 800.656.HOPE (4673)

Veteran Crisis Line : 1-800-273-8255

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“But Someday. Bucky would hold on to that promise. Someday, he would be free and then, he would build alliances, buy some land, whatever he needed to climb up the social ladder. Make a name for himself other than one tainted by blood. Then, he would come for her. Because the White Wolf couldn’t fathom a life without his princess in it anymore. Not when he only had some of her. Not when he wanted everything and then some.”

-Chapter 8, Palladium, @scotchandwhitelies

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An edit for my lovely💜. I hope you like it at least a fraction of how much I loved your Fic.

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Tony: [pours cereal then milk into his bowl]

Harley: [pours milk then cereal into his bowl]

Shuri: [pours cereal then orange juice into her bowl]

Peter: [pours milk on the table, then pours cereal on milk, then puts the bowl on top]

Tony: you all should be put on register, I don’t care which, but someone with some sort of power needs to be watching you at all times.

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