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#six months of lover
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Charlie, 1 year into knowing Vaggie: "This is my new best friend Vaggie! As you can see she is beautiful and funny and maybe a little preoccupied with thoughts of stabbing people BUT when she smiles all of hell melts away and when she hugs you YOU feel like YOU'RE melting, in a good way! Anyway she went from sleeping in a corner of the room to sharing a bed with me bc she has nightmares and I'm very good at making her feel better afterwards." (proud) "Also I'm touch starved as fuck after all these years alone and she's totally cool with that." (thirsty)
Charlie, 2 years into knowing Vaggie: "Yes we slow dance together sometimes. Yes she's literally the prettiest thing in all creation. No I don't know what I'd do without her anymore. Yes we can shop for all of each other's hygiene products without having to ask what to get first. Yes we are best friends. Yes I'm starting to think I might be bi but that's a completely separate topic from-"
Charlie, 3 years into knowing Vaggie: "We have a problem. Neither of us is sure when we started dating. We have NO idea when our anniversary is."
Vaggie: "We could just use the day we met. Like, all kissing aside, I think that's kinda when my life changed for the better anyway."
Charlie: "And this is why I'm dating you~" (smooches her)
Charlie: ".... i think it's why, anyway. I honestly don't even know if I was the one who asked you out."
Vaggie: "You bandaged my eye socket, babe. That's close enough."
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reh-hateshumans · 2 years
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you want to be manhandled. i want to be monsterhandled. we’re not the same.
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galedekarios · 4 months
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if you are genuinely out there claiming that gale "succeeded" in everything he "wanted" by becoming a god and that's why it's a good ending for him, you truly are a testament to the slow and steady death of media literacy congrats lmao
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dostoyevsky-official · 2 months
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I just thought about a convo me and my friend @nellietrelawney had about WoT s2 and I was like "son like mother pushing away friends cause they think its safer and better if they did it alone."
And she went "well at least Rand being nice about it."
It just tickles me because baby his friends think he's dead 😂😂😭.
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and-loth-cat · 8 months
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HAPPY SIX MONTHS TO THE LOML
THE QUEEN OF MY HEART BODY AND SOUL
MY MY MY MY LOVER
THE ANAKIN TO MY PADME
THE FORCE THAT IS ALWAYS WITH ME
IVE LOVED YOU SIX MONTHS NOW HONEY BUT I WANT EM ALL
ALL I CAN SAY IS I WAS ENCHANTED TO MEET YOU
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live footage of us (real)
@padmeamidalaswife I LOVE YOU!!!
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Haruka: If you want my advice-
Shizuku: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your wife. Multiple times.
Haruka: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.
Minori: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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nopeleavemealoone · 9 months
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I wrote out the plot to an entire novel a few months ago but the problem is its a romance and I didnt want to start writing a novel about two guys falling in love when i am finnicky about the romance media I consume but the motivation hit and I just wrote twelve pages feeling great
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sodrippy · 7 months
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2021 was literally thee year of music wall to wall bangers 365 days in a row
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June reads, featuring my favourite birthday gifts 💕
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solarisgod · 8 months
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Micah really is the kinda star fella who absolutely enjoys making gifts for people, especially on their birthdays.
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writing-about-blorbos · 11 months
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babes, it is with great pleasure that i announce i am BACK on my bullshit! chapter 8 of You Have Answers, I Have the Key is coming out tomorrow, followed by hopefully far more regular updates!
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elftwink · 2 years
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the one fun thing about writing something longer than 10k or so words is once you get really frustrated with the specific part you’re working on and start being like ‘im a fraud im a sham ive never written anything’ you can just take a breather and scroll around 1000 words forward and be like. actually i’m so talented and cool and hot and this is going to be the best thing ever. this libreoffice document contains multitudes
#good idea generator#fic writing tag tba#yes this is about that fake married au i post about once every 3 months or so but never actually finish#sir thats my emotional support fic i started in 2019 that i'm most of the way finished with#but cannot for the life of me polish off the last few thousand words#but that document is always open. every day it's me and caleb widogast against the world#actually its me against caleb widowgast. writing from that man's perspective feels like wringing water from a rock sometimes#i do feel bad posting about this wip because its been. multiple years. and i don't want to continually give the impression#that i might post it Tomorrow. Soon. idfk that yknow especially given how everything has been in the last few years#but like also at this point it is hard to understate the emotional attachment i have to working on this fic and talking about it 2 myself#this thing is a monster. it has like six documents. varying stages of draft saved. alternate scenes documents. alternate perspective bits#multiple outlines. a playlist. a poem that fits it#most of the random npcs who exist to move the plot along got full backstories to the point where i could play them as dnd pcs#it's the longest work of fiction ive ever written. bc ive been working on it on and off for so long a lot of milestones#were completed while writing this fic. idk its been so long its almost embarrassing to be like 'still working on it'#but i couldn't give it up if i tried. you know. this fic is like a lover to me. it is my everything#it's my mortal enemy it's my best friend it's my shoulder to cry on it's my fine china to throw against the wall#i escape to it. i need to escape from it. i'm tortured by it. its tortured by me. i bemoan it day in and day out#i wish id never started writing it. i wish i could experience writing it all again. i want to be done yesterday. i never want to finish#etc. you get the picture
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nancywheeeler · 2 years
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does the dracula daily substack guy know how much good he’ll be doing for the tumblr ecosystem
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nightshadevines · 1 year
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“Why do I have to dress up? We’re going to a royal ball! Too many people lounging around acting like NOTHING is going to happen! ... certainly, this is a neutral world where if anything happens, the lord of the castle can rip you to shreds, but─”
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kingdumkum · 2 years
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THAT DAY WAS NOT THE DAY DAMN IT
Literally crumbling to crusty dusty pieces without you here.
And my Baji/Kazutora/Chifuyu brain has been in serious withdrawal without youuuuuu
<333
SURPRISE TODAY IS THE DAY
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