#skeleton key

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

#art #painting #allegory #skeleton key #symbolism #adriaen pietersz. van de venne #ellenden-eind 1632

[archerofunspeakablelove]

Hey do any of y'all ever think about how Blunt's "You can't go home. You can't go back to school." at the start of Skeleton Key is a direct juxtaposition to Yassen's "Go home. Go back to school." at the end of Stormbreaker

#chaotic ramblings #i may have made this exact post before but i have terrible memory so #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alan blunt #skeleton key #stormbreaker #that line when blunt said it honestly felt like a slap to the face

[daedrabait]

Fan art I drew of Mercer Frey dying in a glue trap

#i laughed the entire time i drew this #mercer frey #glue trap meme #shitpost #skyrim memes #tes #my art #skyrim fanart #thieves guild #skeleton key #tesblr #skyrim #dying in a glue trap

[camcorderghosts]

#mine #my photo #miscellaneous #trinkets #whimsigothic #victorian #clowns #pierrot #lace #skeleton key #goth #me

[icebluecyanide]

sarov in skeleton key is such a funny character because he invites alex to breakfast and then immediately goes on a monologue about how he runs a marathon every morning and also cooking is Bad and he eats his eggs raw but if alex wants he will have his prepared the way he likes :)) he's considerate like that :)) also if alex tries to escape he will be shot or whipped, btw does alex like horse riding?

like how do you even respond to all of that lmao

#skeleton key #alex rider #general alexei sarov #alex x sarov #especially the running and the food part is just so funny to me because it's completely unprompted #he just wants to share agshdhd #he's so excited to talk to alex lol

[webdiggerxxx]

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#book #russian #gemstones #stones #candle #skeleton key #vintage #blue #flickr #oldweb #old web #2011

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Orange ~

#orange #skeleton key #keys

[hightensileyoyo]

was anyone going to tell me tom turner in the US version of skeleton key is named glen carver and is someone who actually laughs at alex's jokes or am i just going to have to keep stumbling on other things they completely rewrote

#i'm sure everyone else already knows this but i didn't realize they changed that much when they released the US versions #just like #updating the tech for the times #and calling football soccer #alex rider #tom turner #or glen carver #i guess #skeleton key

[icy-watch]

Siri, play "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Fell Fine)" by R.E.M.

#liveblogging #lego monkie kid #season 1 #episode 8 #skeleton key #lmk s01e08

[jazmatazzzzzz]

🔮🧪💟🧙🏼‍♂️My wizard pocket altar 🧙🏼‍♂️💟🧪🔮

#pocket altar #pocket book #cloth book #cloth pocket #wizard #wizard core #wizard gem #freshwater pearls #art #artist #diy craft #diy projects #diy ideas #diy pocket altar #purple #brown #keys #skeleton key #stars #galaxy #plaid #amethyst #amethyst beads

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Alex is so freakin innocent in Skeleton Key that it hurts!

But at the same time, he told himself, he might be reading too much into this. Crawley wasn’t asking him to infiltrate a foreign embassy or parachute into Iraq or anything remotely dangerous. He was being offered two weeks at Wimbledon. It was as simple as that. A chance to watch some tennis and—if he was unlucky—to spot someone trying to get their hands on the club silver. What could possibly go wrong?

I think this is the book that really marks a turning point in Alex's mental state, though.

#Alex Rider #Skeleton Key

[weathernerdmando]

reading skeleton key rn and its freaking hysterical poor alex

alex, after having found out he's humiliated and beaten two members of a big crime organization who have an honor code about that, namely that they don't stop until you're dead: so. uh, how many of them are there?

jones: ....about 19000.

blunt: you're in danger, your "housekeeper" is in danger, she's already been sent out of country, but coincidentally we already have a mission we could use you on out of the country....should be like a vacation, honestly, though....thoughts?

alex: ....i won't get paid, will i?

blunt: no.

#alex rider #alex rider books #skeleton key

[archerofunspeakablelove]

Why do mentally ill Russians keep forming an unreasonable attachment to Alex immediately after meeting him

#chaotic ramblings #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alexei sarov #literally why does this keep happening #both times they save his life on first meeting both times they want him to substitute someone who was important to them that they lost #vladimir for sarov and hunter for yassen #what is it with this boy smh #stormbreaker #eagle strike #skeleton key #honestly #if i had a nickel

[opossumezzy]

Still possibly the best interaction in the series lmao

#alex rider #skeleton key

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

I don't get lucky. I make my own luck.

Mercer Frey, while stealing the Skeleton Key, probably

#i mean theft is pretty proactive #mercer frey #thieves guild #skeleton key #riften #the ragged flagon #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: suits

[icebluecyanide]

Rereading parts of Skeleton Key and Alex's theory on politicians is still so funny

Alex was surprised that such an insignificant-looking man could be the head of a huge country. But then, he thought, most politicians are small and shabby, the sort of people who have been bullied at school. That’s why they become politicians.

#alex rider #alex rider series #skeleton key #alex please ahsdflhsd