#sleep deprived

[seasaaww]

happy with his little feminine house

#sdmp #sdmp fanart #sleep deprived podcast #sleep deprived #jschlatt #schlatt #big guy #hes just a happy guy #just like me fr

[curseds-spamblog]

The only minecraft server with no pedophiles!

#had to go looking for the full thing lol #sdmp #jschlatt #schlatt #sleep deprived #mcyt

[renranram]

Maid dress

nsfw!!

schlatt jerking off to reader while she's streaming, obvi inspired when j bought wenston some maid outfits and people were calling him his sugar daddy lols

a/n ; 886 words :)

reader flaunts herself at the camera, spinning whilst she tries on the maid outfit schlatt had bought her, " chat, do i look pretty? " she smiles as she assembles the outfit

meanwhile schlatt was on the call with her, eyes immensely focused on her live stream, " jesus fuck, you look worse " he mutters as reader glares at him through the camera

" well, you bought this for me, so maybe it's not me who's the problem " she rolls her eyes at him as schlatt chuckles, not taking his eyes off his screen once

the two had been close friends for over a year now, meeting through, shamefully, the dsmp, the duo are very different ccs on their own, reader being more into makeup and gaming whilst schlatt's varies

ever since they first met on the server the two just sparked a connection, coming off as frenemies for the public, a banter of theirs but exactly off camera, it was a whole different story

schlatt is reader's sugar daddy

at first reader would just joke about being broke, " oh my fucking godd it's so pretty but i dont wanna waste my money ", " that's so fucking expensive ", " okay im broke " until schlatt got tired and actually offered her to be her sugar daddy

at first reader thought it was a joke, a silly new banter for them but nope!, every week, new parcels would arrive on the streamer's doorstep with small notes, but chat doesn't know that, chat doesn't need to know that

" fine, ill get you a new one done " he mumbles, as he scrolls through amazon, " anime french maid apron lolita fancy dress cosplay costume furry cat ear gloves socks set " he reads out the title causing reader to chuckle as they wear the stockings for the uniform

" oh it comes in pink " he added as reader smiles, " i like pink " she replies as schlatt scoffs, " of course you do "

as the girl sits down on her bed to wear the stockings, schlatt's eyes linger down on her bare thighs, enjoying the view as he leans back on his chair

" do you need something else too? " he mutters as reader gasps, " oh my gosh! you should buy me that uhm... blaire doll thing " she smiles as schlatt shakes his head, " blaire doll thing? " he repeats her, " the fuck is that? "

reader tries to wear the collar to complete the look, " it's like a doll! " she states as she grabs her phone to show off the picture

" that's an ugly looking doll " he mutters, as he gulps, looking down at his now hard on, unironically finding reader in a whole cat maid dress... hot

" more uglier than you are " she retorts as he chuckles, " guess no more doll for you then " schlatt replies, shrugging as reader gasps, now pouting

" im kiddingggg pleaseee buy me one? " she pleads looking at the camera as her live chat speeds up, " .. fuck.. " he groans out, not loud enough for his mic to pick up, him slowly sliding in his hand inside his shorts

" please please please " she continues, as she reads off the chat, " please jschlatt senpai " she bursts out laughing, mentally cringing as schlatt chuckles, " ..fine "

" yay! chat! we fucking wonnn! " she celebrates as she jumps around the frame, clasping her hands together, " we're the best at this shit " she shrugs, smug, unaware that the man she's in a call with is already jerking off to her

" reader.., think im gonna mute for a sec, gotta do something " he mumbles as reader nods, understanding, " bet, im gonna talk with chat for a bit " she smiles, as schlatt immediately mutes himself

" fuck.. what a fucking whore.. i didn't actually think she'd do a stream " schlatt chuckles, amused as he palms himself, as reader did what she said, interacting with her audience

" what a pretty slut holy shit " he chuckles, clearly amused as he bites his lip, his rough hand playing with his dick

" chat i look so pretty right? " reader asks, fixing her hair as chat spams yes, " you damn sure are " he mumbles, as he grabs the base of his cock, using his saliva for lube

" ah fuck, fucking.. so fucking pretty " he breathes out, his body shuddering slightly as he jerks himself off, his eyes never leaving her

" fuck.. fuck.. " schlatt throws his head back as he leans back on his chair, fastening his pace, " stupid fucking whore.. "

he moans out, lifting his shirt up, as he continues to palm himself at the sight of her, he's never gonna buy her those stupid costumes again

or maybe he'll rain her with more gifts, then maybe a flight to texas so she can show everything off to him... maybe

his lashes flutter, fastening his already fast pace as he continues to moan, " stupid fucking slut, .. shit... pretty- pretty whore " he stammers

he can feel his precum leaking as reader talks with her chat, innocent yet suggestive, that stupid maid dress, if schlatt can immediately fly to london, he fucking would, he'd immediately bend her over, not caring if she was streaming or not and fuck her like some animal

" ah fuck! " he moans loudly, his semen, spurting on his keyboard making a fucking mess, " shit... " he groans out

maybe instead of ordering her a new costume, maybe he'll fly her out instead

#sleep deprived podcast #chuckle sammy #jschlatt x reader smut #sleep deprived #chuckle sandwich #jschlatt #schlatt fanfic #schlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt x reader smut #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt x you #smut

[ryemackerel]

first time ever drawing my favorite goofs. sleep deprived podcast fanart gang featuring apandah, aztrosist, mikasacus, and jschlatt. 💪

just started watching their content somewhat recently this year?? ive heard about them from a bunch of friends that seemed to know them. urgh i love their videos so much, i had to try making some cool, albeit pretty simple, designs of them :) aztro has got to be my favorite design, she turned out awesome

#sleep deprived #sleep deprived podcast #sleep deprived fanart #sleep deprived podcast fanart #jschlatt #jschlatt fanart #schlatt #schlatt fanart #apandah #apandah fanart #aztrosist #aztrosist fanart #mikasacus #mikasacus fanart #Spotify

[devogamer]

more of them

#my art #sleep deprived #mikasacus #aztrosist #jschlatt #Schlatt #apandah

[jasmindoodles]

Here it is!

Namor and shuri staying up most of the night trying to ease their baby girl to sleep, only for them to sit outside near the rivers edge even tho you can’t see it as the sound of the waters soothes their daughter.

#sleep deprived #nashuri #namuri baby #my art #fan art #jasmindoodles art #namor of talokan #shuri black panther #namor x shuri #shuri x namor #mcu namor #namor #kukulkán #tenoch huerta namor #family fluff #soft moments #it could have been different #yes he has normal pants #okoye would drop kick him if he walked around in those scandals shorts of his #still I’m not sure of the child’s name

[brokenstar28]

Sleep Deprived 1-4

~~~

Tim: My fart is burping!

Jason: Yupitizz.

~~~

Tim: I miss my spleen...

Jason: What happened to your spleen?

Damian: Grandfather has it on his spleen shelf.

Jason: What the...

*Tim walking out of the room*

Damian: What are you doing Drake?

Tim: I WANNA BANANA!!!

*Tim stats crying*

Jason: ...It's...It's ok Tim...I'll...I'll get you a banana.

Tim's eyes shining with hope: And a Llama?

Jason: And a Llama.

~~~

Tim: Ok, There is a pack of wolves and there is another pack of wolves and one is trying to take over the other's territory. Then there are ninjas that kidnap me, I turn into a cat and there is this monster and we get free then I find my evil brother who is a wizard and he kidnapped my older sister and tried to turn her evil with this dark-magic sword then-

Damian: I really don't want to hear this story.

Tim: Then the ninjas come back and-

Damian: There are ninjas?

Tim: Yes. From the beginning.

Damian: *starting to walk away*

Tim: Listen! LISTEN!!!

~~~

Jason: Ever wonder what would happen if you sneezed while eating a cheese stick?

Tim: It creates a cheese explosion that shoots out of your nose. It goes everywhere.

Damian: How do you know that?

Tim: Don't ask.

Jason: I was joking...

#tim drake #damian wayne #jason todd #batfam shenanigans #incorrect batfamily quotes #red robin #robin #red hood #unhinged tim drake #chaotic tim drake #sleep deprived tim drake #sleep deprived

[miikering]

the boys™

#jschlatt #jschlatt fanart #schlatt #schlatt fanart #sleep deprived podcast #sleep deprived #sleep deprived fanart #mikasacus #mikasacus fanart #aztrosist #aztrosist fanart #apandah #apandah fanart #sdp #sdp fanart

[happyfoxx-art]

hey remember when we still had soft things happening in ENtLD? Remember the little turtle pile for little turtles?? DO YOU REMEMBER--

#Every night the longest day #fanfic fanart #rise leo #rise donnie #rise mikey #turtle pile #rotmnt #rottmnt #rise fanart #sleep deprived #please help leo #im very emotional about this fic #its destroying my life #seriously #HELP

[screamm1996]

I’ve been THOROUGHLY enjoying the new SDMP.. God bless Jschlatt 🫡

#jschlatt #schlatt #jschlatt fanart #schlatt fanart #connoreatspants #connoreatspants fanart #sdmp #sdmp fanart #dsmp #dream smp #dsmp fanart #dream smp fanart #smplive #smplive fanart #schlatt&co #julia’s art #digital art #sleep deprived smp #sleep deprived

[tohot4u]

so I did a thing….

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk red son #i did a little edit thing #For funsiesssss #and for testing #sleep deprived

[uglypuppy22]

“Captain they’re gonna know we half assed it this feels dirty”

#fanart #Minecraft #Minecraft YouTube #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcytfanart #jschlatt #Schlatt #jschlatt and captainsparklez #captainsparklez #sdmp #sleep deprived #sdmp hoa

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

MAGGOTS. GO. SLEEP.

Can't believe I'm doing this again but I know a lot of your timezones and I know MANY OF YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN AWAKE PERSON RIGHT NOW.

AND A LOT OF YOU, IT MAY BE DAYTIME BUT YOU'RE SLEEP DEPRIVED. MMHM. YOU AS WELL.

Yes, you, reading the fanfic, we've all been there, close the tab. It's something to wake up to and read in the morning or after your nap.

You watching the David Tennant video on youtube, hush now, close it. I can assure you that he will still be there when you wake up, more gender than ever. So will Michael Sheen.

You authors writing the fic, we love you for your effort but we need you to be healthy and alive okay? Same for you artists, yes, it looks beautiful, put it aside. You'll see it better after sleep. All you editors, too.

All of you. The science students, the musicians, the retail workers, the dreamers, the weirdos, the nurses, the doctors, the lovers, the oozing slugs through life folks, the zombies, the adults, the retired, the teenagers, all of you. Get some sleep.

If you cannot now, take a hug, or a smile if that's more comfortable. When you can, go to sleep.

When you can, shut your eyes, and I promise we will be waiting on the other side.

Here's all my love for you *hands it over carefully* there, it'll keep you safe while you dream.

#good omens mascot #good omens fandom #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #go to sleep #go to bed #i need sleep #you need sleep #sleep deprived #tired #this is your reminder to get enough sleep #i love you #i love you ALL #goodnight #bonne nuit #buona notte #maggots #david tennant #michael sheen #fanfic #fanfiction

[renranram]

massive age gap schlatt hcs!

• let's say reader is 19 and schlatt's 34

• they met when reader was still 18 and schlatt was 33, the two met on reader's university because schlatt is her friend's uncle

• got along fastly

• when i say massive age gap i also meant massive, and i mean MASSIVE size difference

• would call reader doll, baby, little one

• schlatt felt it was immorally wrong to flirt with a girl half his age but went along with reader

• would rest his jaw on top of her head in a way to tease her

• would be very protective of her when talking to another boy as same age as her

• snatching you away, hugging you infront of the boy, being clingy and touchy just to show him you're his

• he wouldn't tell you, but he'll overthink and be a little insecure but reader would always reassure him that she's all his

• and during sex, he would be very VERY gentle with her, his hands on her hips, slowly guiding her with his thrusts

• calling him pretty and showering her with kisses

• " fuck, is this okay? am i not hurting you? feels good hm? "

• " baby, you're so fucking pretty, holy shit, so fucking beautiful "

• and during aftercare, he'd spoil you, bathing you, feeding you, buying you immediately what you wanted

a/n ; feel free to send any requests :3!

#sleep deprived podcast #chuckle sammy #jschlatt x reader smut #sleep deprived #chuckle sandwich #schlatt x y/n #schlatt fanfic #schlatt x reader smut #schlatt x reader #schlatt #jschlatt x you #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt

[bread-tab]

okay random 4am rant time, don't take it too seriously, but: people need to recognize there's a difference between "bad worldbuilding" and "worldbuilding styles you personally don't like."

bad worldbuilding is, for example: internally inconsistent, bigoted, or something else that messes up the plot or characterization of the story itself. sloppy. careless.

things that are *not* bad worldbuilding:

minimalism.

i've been thinking about this in the first place because i saw a post about the Murderbot Diaries a while back (don't know who made it, don't care; this ain't personal) saying the worldbuilding in those books is bad and lazy. to me, as an avid sci-fi reader and writer, that is clearly not true. but i understood why they thought this. the series uses extremely minimalist worldbuilding which intentionally withholds a lot of detail, in a way that is consistent with the (nonhuman, robot, depressed robot) first-person POV. this could also be a feature of the author's writing style in general—i haven't read her other works—but i wouldn't bet too much on it.

the signature of intentional minimalism is that there *are* details about the speculative setting—they're just doled out very thoughtfully and sparingly. the intent is to leave you a little hungry for more. it's to make you think very carefully about the details you do have. this is best suited to stories that already have elements of psychological and/or mystery plot types. the worldbuilding you do see should still be believable, internally consistent, and have interesting implications if you think about it a bit. but you are for sure going to have to think harder to get it.

if you're not in the mood, i will concede, a minimalist style definitely comes off as a bit dry. if you are in the mood, it's relaxing.

whimsy.

this is a big one for sci-fi fans in particular. see: the constant debate about whether any particular story is "hard" or "soft" sci-fi, and whether soft sci-fi is bad, etc etc. but worldbuilding doesn't have to be realistic to be good. you're allowed to have Jedi and humanoid aliens and time travel in your sci-fi. you're allowed to have historical anachronisms and astrology and po-ta-toes in your fantasy. whether or not they're silly isn't the deciding factor on how "good" these worldbuilding elements really are.

the key thing is tonal consistency. you've got a serious high-fantasy setting with its own strict, un-Earth-like theology and magic system, and you throw Santa Claus in there? yeah, that's not gonna land well. but C.S. Lewis can get away with that in Narnia just fine. why? because the Chronicles of Narnia are whimsical children's stories with a strong Christian/Western mythological influence already, and their central conceit is a crossover between the mundane world and the magical world. of course Santa can cross over too. it's whimsical, but it's not actually random. (and if you ventured into straight-up comedy, you could get away with random too. as long as it's funny.)

the unreliable narrator.

i don't have a good example for this off the top of my head (maybe Murderbot again? idk, i'm sleepy, fill in your own) but i'll tell you how to recognize when this is done well.

by definition, an unreliable narrator has some key misconceptions about their own world. so how do you tell what's going on as a reader? how do you know the writer isn't equally confused?

you connect the dots. solve the puzzle. in practice this is similar to reading a minimalist setting—but instead of just sparse clues, you also have a boatload of red herrings. you can catch some of these misleading details by comparing them to your real-world knowledge and saying "wait, this doesn't add up." other times, the false clues intentionally trick you by subverting those real world expectations.

the trick is in the consequences. regardless of what the narrator says, their actions should still have logical consequences. there should be things going on that the POV character doesn't know about. the character will be forced to learn and adapt their narrative because of these shifting circumstances. you can catch them in a lie. the inconsistencies themselves tell a story.

...

i'm gonna stop myself there because this post is long and i oughtta be sleeping. just. this is a distinction worth making. is it really bad worldbuilding, or is it simply not the genre you're craving today? learn the difference for your own sake. you'll have an easier time realizing if a story is something you'll find enjoyable to read, regardless of its actual quality.

#long post #writing #worldbuilding #media literacy #media analysis #the murderbot diaries #the chronicles of narnia #Christianity mention #rant #sleep deprived

[devogamer]

good characters

#my art #sleep deprived #mikasacus #aztrosist #jschlatt #apandah #Schlatt