#sm u predictable asf

[hillarysss]

~random astro shitpost~(sidereal & tropical included)

this is for entertainment. take everything for a grain of salt. any actions taken by this is not my fault. This will not generalize for everyone. 

written by me ~hillary

virgo sun males are unfaithful

sag moons + gemini moons= either best f*cking combo or absolutely horrible

mercury in scorpios are so sneaky you can’t lie to them they’ll always find out

mercury in gemini are the type of friend to help u get out of situations u probably got yourself in. these people are so smart and got so many tricks up their sleeve. street smart!

Aries moons like running sports

a pisces rising can lie and not feel guilty about it 

sun in 8th can feel like an old soul

a virgo man in love (if there is anyway theyre faithful) will judge other options and how their current partner is so much better

someones sun on your venus will make them super obsessed with how look and will worship the idea of how beautiful you are. will most likely not leave you for somebody else because of physical looks

Leo Sun Males are the type to be loyal ass friends and check up on you every now and then.

taurus moons+ scorpio moons= elite asf or straight up trash and toxic

libra moons can get along with anybody

rahu in 1st are the type to hack accounts and pretends thats their life

Ketu in Leo are so insecure and care sm abt physical looks

Virgo Men are agaisnt astrology (personal experience). But if they like it they tend to take a lead on it and share their wisdowm

virgo women love astrology because they like self reflecting. :-)

if a libra sun gives up on u then you did some shit cuz damn

libra suns dont know their worth

moon-neptune like to be in motion and listen to music and image fake scenarios that they know isnt gonna happen. also might like the rain a lot or very cozy place.

jupiter- uranus 

weird experiences out the country you live in. probably when u come home to ur family or friends or whatever you have some shit to say

moon in scorpio men (vedically) have long noses..

moon in 1st vedically may have blue eyes (also could go for tropical placement) 

venus in cancer men loves big boobs. literally love big boobs. however they adapt to any women they’re dating and love their figure. it seems they love big breast tho. may like women on the ligther side. they love curvier women and some chub in the belly. they dont like unrealistic standards.

venus in gemini men & women will ghost u and say they love you and then ghost you again

aries risings have nice eyebrows

cancer rising women have such beautiful bodies

strong lillith in chart might indicate exposed to nudity and sexual things early in age

venus in 6th makes u obsessed with smelling good and candles

vedic is better for life predictions

air moon and water rising are prone to bad mood swings

cancer mars are scary and will scar u with their words

mars in virgo are so sexual

virgo is literally the most horniest sign

sag moons will persue u first then cheat on you

mercury in leo makes somebody not say much of what they think and when they do say something it makes the other person wonder their whole life

people who lack an element will attract that element. for ex: barely an earth in chart you’ll attract earth signs and balance each other out.

earth mars and water mars are good together

someones mars being your venus is such good combo for love 

virgos like to stay up so late

pisces placements have scary vivid dreams

jupiter in 10th makes u want fame and travel in order to earn it

aries sun males are so fun

sag women if underdeveloped can be so bitchy and ignorant & insecure

sag placements tend to be popular

mercury in retrograde might suffer some form of a different thought process mind like adhd or somebody who doesn’t know how to express their feelings well

virgos ghost in order to make a decision

libra first decan are beautiful

taurus venus are so sensual

aries venus are so loyal and great parents

taurus women make good parents

gemini venuses are SUCH Good friends

cancer placements in big three dont watch a lot of pornography

pisces placements like astrology cuz they dont know who they are

pisces observe information without any additional thinking

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