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[smellslikemultifandomimagines]

Hey I love your content. Would you be able to do a Derek Hale NSFW alphabet please?? Thank you. I love how you write his stuff

also:

pairing: derek hale x fem!reader

warnings: smut → NSFW alphabet

headcanon 🖤

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smut night masterlist 💦

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

(i've written a headcanon on this)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

honestly i wanna say derek loves your hands

now hear me out

he loves having your arms wrapped around his back as your nails drags down his back

or when your hands reach out for him

or holding your hand while fucks into you

would love to tie them up but would secretly miss the feeling of them over his body while he pleased you

would also love when you pull his hair

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

fuck omg okay derek would get off on making you cum

that man would love when you cum - you'd be moaning his name, gripping the sheets, body shaking, pussy throbbing and pulsing

to make you cum while he fucked you and have you pussy pulsing around his cock

that would make him feel so good too

plus i think being able to make you cum would be such an ego boost too - like don't think that little shit wouldn't be cocky about it though hahah

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

oooh bitch okay so we all know how werewolves have increased senses

and so i feel like he'd use it to his advantage

he'd be able to hear the way your heart beats faster when you're getting closer to the brink of orgasm

or he'd be able to smell your arousal dripping off you and he'd use that to tease you - this could be by running his finger up your thigh, squeezing your ass

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i mean it's literally cannon that he's had experience before lmao

so that being said, derek would know how to please a woman

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

i think it's hard for him to really choose one specific position?

like he'd like lots of different positions tbh

but one might be when you're on your back and your ankles are on his shoulders while he fucks you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

okay so i know derek is the most serious guy but that doesn't stop him from having fun during foreplay

or when he's being rough with you - when you giggle at teasing or him tickling you slightly, it comforts him bc he knows you're doing okay

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i dont really think he cares about that tbh

like i'd like to say he's groomed but idk

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

derek's not really into pda, so any alone time you guys get is when he loves to hold and kiss you

and so during sex i think he'd love to hold your hands or hold you close ya know

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

derek would get himself off when he knows you're not in the mood

he'd hate to be one of those partners that expects their significant other to get them off every time they were horny or have the view that just because they're together it means they have to do it all the time

we love a respectful king

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

ugh would 100% begging and light bondage

to have you pleading for him to let you cum or to even touch him would drive him wild

would be such a dirty talker too oh my lord

would love when you're in charge

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his loft lol and that's it

his car if you're lucky

like i said, he's not that big on pda so i can't really imagine him fucking you in semi-public placs

but the rare exceptions would be if you were seriously misbehaving and teasing him lol

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

derek would love seeing you fight!!

seeing you destroy the monster would make him have that 'that's my girl' thought ya know

you'd be so focused and using the combat moves derek taught you

awh he'd also love you when you do little things for him

like make dinner or buy him something nice (like a shirt or something)

or even if you did the grocery shopping for him bc there's so little food in his loft omg

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i think derek is really good at knowing your limits which would result in you rarely having to use the safe word

so basically anything that would push you too far tbh

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

would be the king of pussy eating!

derek would never expect you to give him head (especially during the first few times)

but oh my he would die happily whenever you did

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

okay so i think when he eats you out, he'd be slow and really wanting to take his time with you - you've got all night so what's the rush?

but fucking you is a different story

he'd be rough - fast and hard and would love changing positions a lot too

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

these would be either for 1 of 2 reasons

1 - you're misbehaving so he fucks you hard in a public bathroom or even his car in the parking lot to each you a lesson

2 - when you look so damn good, especially if you two were going out for a group dinner or something that requires you to get al dressed up

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

both of you would be up for experimenting

but he would suggest going over ground rules of what you absolutely do not want to try so he knows not to suggest trying

i suppose he'd the type to try things in the moment too

like there'd be one time where he blindfolded you for the first time bc he just thought of it

you were okay with it, of course, but it's things like that that makes sex with derek really exciting

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

um okay but have you seem his normal stamina???

that man would go for hours and not get the least bit tired

derek would love to see you all fucked out and exhausted ahah

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i'd say he'd experiment with toys too

wouldn't be a fan of using them all the time (besides the obvious handcuffs and blindfolds lmao) but would still be up for it

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he'd be such a bitch when he ate you out

would stop right before you're about to cum and ask how good it feels before going back to eating you out

that little break only causes a stronger orgasm for you which of course he knows - derek would be so smug about that too lol

would also perceive you in a nice dress (as mentioned before if you guys were going out to a nice dinner or something) as you teasing him

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not loud - i'd imagine low grunts and maybe a louder moan when he cums

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

derek hale is a switch

he would love the power balance between you both

he'd love to be the one to dominate you, but would 100% love when you do that to him

ahh omg and would secretly love when you tease the hell out of him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i wanna say pretty big lol 👀

like i dont think we should be surprised lmao

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

high but not ridiculous you know

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

sweetie would love to cuddle you afterwards and play with your hair

would also fall asleep by doing that too lmao

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The Alphabet Tag: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

tagged by @thewindthief thank you my friend!!!!!!!

a | age: 21

b | birthplace: BC canada

c | current time: 11:04 and just about time for bed!!

d | drink you last had: gross black coffee.. i only drank it black because my dentist told me to stop putting sugars on my teeth but i should have known better 

e | easiest person to talk to: my best friend mary chainedtocomets or my little sister

f | favorite songs: top five of all time are i want to be well by sufjan stevens, 33 “god” by bon iver, what would you do by bastille, blinded by the moonlight by the amplifetes and may your hearts stay strong by cloud cult. in that order there are so many more i want to mention though

g | grossest memory: when i was a kid at choir camp we found a bear skeleton in the woods and i can still remember how awful the smell was

h | horror yes or horror no: definitely yes but within strict boundaries

i | in love?: no..

j | jealous of people: not very often

k | knowledge people don’t expect you to know: sorry to be so boring but cant think of any like i feel like i have the expected amount of knowledge. and any special interests i have are things that no one cares about

l | love at first sight or should i walk by again?: idk i dont DISbelieve in love at first sight

m | middle name: elizabeth

n | number of siblings: seven heheh

o | one wish: that uni will be about the same difficulty as college and i wont be landed with profs who think its cool to give you Cs for whats normally A-level work lmao. my poor ego..........

p | person you called last: my dad like three days ago i barely use my phone except as an ipod

q | questions you’re always asked: how do you pronounce your name? where is your name from? is your hair colour natural? 

r | reminder to self: ITS ALL A GIFT!

s | song you last sang: jesus friend of sinners ... the sovereign grace one

t | time you woke up: 7 cuz i had to order coffee for church

u | unpopular opinion: you guys are way too mean to freud and ayn rand like leave them alone

v | vacation destination: oh i wanna go to the mediterranean so bad. but not without the love of my life

w | worst habit: dont want to admit this but you all already know it. i eat everything .. at this point ive cut it down to mostly ice and thread but neither of those things are . GOOD for you . and im just so worried that ill jam my digestive system or break my teeth into pieces just because i constantly need to be chewing something

x | x-rays: just dental. 3 times ive mentioned the dentist now in this post.. suspicious

y | your favorite food: nachos, sushi, fish & chips

z | zodiac sign: cancer

i tag: all the usual suspects, i only got so many mutuals. if u see this n we’re mutuals and you want to please do it!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only reason im not tagging you by name is im too lazy but i want you to do it

[frigidairifique]

a simple ask game for alias cuz why not

Basics:

1. What is their gender?

Male

2. What is their sexuality?

Bisexual

3. What is the meaning behind their name? Do they have any nicknames?

lmaooooo their name is- so dumb :’))) I just thought Alias could be a cool name??

4. Do they have any siblings? How many? Are they older or younger?  Which sibling are they the closest with?

No siblings! :)

5. What’s their relationship with their parents like? What about other relatives?

Dream Eaters don’t know who are their parents :p

6. What would they give their life for?

Sex (probably)

7. Are they in a romantic relationship? With who? How did they meet?

Nope but he will eternally try to get into a relationship no matter what

8. What do they believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

He’s definitively afraid of death. And believes that he’ll just,, die?

9. What is their favorite color? Favorite animal?

Magenta and Hamsters

10. What are some of their talents/skills?

He actually isn’t that bad with pick-up lines, he just gets stressed out whenever things are actually getting serious

11. If they could make a mark on history, what would they like it to be?

Hmmmm,, dunno? He isn’t against being famous but he doesn’t really know he should proceed

12. How old are they? When is their birthday?

16. 9th of January .

13. What do they do for fun?

Seducing lmao

14. What is their favorite food? How often do they get to eat it?

Hmmm,, biscuits or something?

i dunnooooo

15. What was something their parents taught them?

They would probably say something like : “Darling I think our child’s an asshole.”

Not really an advice or something but-- :’))

16. Are they religious?

Nah

17. Where were they born?

At Howl Grim! :D

18. What languages can they speak? Where did they learn these languages?

He speaks English and French. I don’t really know wich language is his main one,,, french I guess???

19. What is their occupation?

S E D U C I N G

20. Do they have any titles? How did they earn them?

“Asshole” “Annoying brat” “Attention-seeker”

Personality:

21. What is their favorite thing about their personality?

He can get pretty clever, sometimes

22. What is their least favorite thing about their personality?

He isn’t over-confident but definitively doesn’t hate himself

23. Do they get lonely easily?

Nope!

24. Do you know their MBTI type?

Not yet ;u;

25. What is their biggest flaw?

He’s p e r f e c t

lmaooo i dunno probably that he lies to often???

26. Are they aware of their flaws?

Absolutly not

27. What is their biggest strength?

? ;u;

28. Are they aware of their strengths?

head empty

no strengths

29. How would they describe their own personality?

He sees himself as “a pretty cool dude”

30. When frightened, will they resort to “fight” or “flight”?

Flight motherfucker

31. Does this character ever put somebody else’s needs before their own? Who do they do this for? How often do they do this?

Nah! He’s pretty selfish ngl

32. What is their self esteem like?

He got a pretty big ego but does get insecure

33. What is their biggest fear? How would they react to having to face it?

He’s mainly scared of high heights! He would just start to cry and scream :’)

34. How easily do they trust others with their secrets? With their lives?

He doesn’t have secrets to keep, so, no secrets to confess! :)

35. What is the easiest way to annoy them?

Criticizing whatever he likes/does

36. What is their sense of humor like? Give an example of a joke they would find humorous.

Sex jokes.

I’m not even going to give an example, he’s cringy enough :’)

37. How easy is it for them to say “I love you”? Do they say it without meaning it?

He never truly means it :/

38. What do others admire most about their personality?

N O T H I N G

39. What does their happily ever after look like?

Finally getting a gf/bf  :’D

40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?

Phobos and Capucine! These two are his team mates and best friends!

Physical Profile:

41. What does their laugh sound like? Do they snort when they laugh? How often do they laugh?

He does snort a little lmaoo :’)

Probably laughing like there was no tomorrow

42. What is their favorite thing about their physical appearance?

His hair.

43. What is their least favorite thing about their physical appearance?

His height.

44. Do they have any scars? If so, what are the stories behind those scars?

No scars!

45. How would they describe their own appearance?

“Hmmmm,, not gonna lie : not bad!”

46. How easily can they express emotions? How easily can they hide emotions?

He just can’t hide his emotions, like, at all! :’)

47.  What’s their pain tolerance like?

He’ll start crying because you poked his shoulder

Because “That shit hurts!” apparently

48. Do they have any tattoos? What are the stories behind those tattoos?

No tattoes! :’)

49. Do they have any piercings?

Nope!

50. How would you describe their style of clothing? How would they describe their style of clothing?

Genderless and very casual

51. What is their height? Weight?

1m66. It apparently is a pretty small height for his age.

53 kg

52. What is their body type? Are they muscular, chubby, skinny, etc?

Skinny :v

53. What is their hair color? Eye color? Skin tone?

Dark brown with colorful stripes, dark blue eyes and fairly pale skin

54. What is their current hairstyle? What have been some of their past hairstyles? Which was their favorite hairstyle?

Mostly wears a ponytail. Can be seen with hair down.

He had shorter hair in his past

55. What is their alcohol tolerance like? What kind of drunk are they? How bad are their hangovers?

That’s illegal drinking but okay :’D

He does get drunk easily; he’ll start being even more confident that he already is and he’ll consider dying during his hangover

56. What do they smell like? Why do they smell like this? (Is it the things they’re around or a perfume they wear?)

He doesn’t have a particular smell?????

57. How do they feel about sex? Are they a virgin?

HAHAHA

He wanna smash that-

:’)

(yes he virgin)

58. What is their most noticeable physical attribute?

The fact that he’s a trap :)

59. What does their resting face look like? Do they have RBF?

He totally haves RBF oml!!

60. Describe the way they sleep.

Body parts are going to nowhere-land

Environment:

61. Which season is their favorite season?

Spring

62. Have they ever been betrayed? How did it affect their ability to trust others?

Nah, he’s the one betraying others

63. What is always guaranteed to make them smile?

A nice dirty joke or just giving him personnal attention :3

64. Do they get cold easily? Do they get overheated easily?

Not that easily..!

65. What’s their immune system like? Do they get sick often? How do they react to getting sick?

He got a normal immune system??? Gets sick on a normal basis or something???

He’ll just get even clingier I guess

66. Where do they live? Do they like it there?

He lives at Howl Grim! Yes, he likes it there :D

67. Is their bedroom messy? What about their bathroom? Kitchen? Living room?

His bedroom is indeed pretty messy :’v

I still haven’t developped this kitchen thing for the dream eaters,,,

68. How did their environment growing up affect their personality?

He mainly spends times with girls??? I dunno ;u;

69. How did the people in their environment growing up affect their personality?

Capucine and Phobos are almost getting used to his mood swings :’)

70. How do they feel about animals? Do they have any pets?

He loves animals! He used to have a cat!

71. How are they with children? Do they have any? Do they want any?

So basically, he hates kids :’)

But he’s not against making kids ;))))

72.  Would they rather have stability or comfort?

Stability’s better to him

73. Do they prefer the indoors or outdoors?

Outdoors

74. What weather is their favorite? Do they like storms?

He likes the cool temperature in Spring :3

Storms scares him a little

75. If given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

He would write down pick up lines ideas

76. How organized are they?

Not that organized but could be worst

77. What is their most prized possession?

None??????????

78. Who do they consider to be their best friend?

Phobos and Capucine!! :D

Or “Ira Yura” and “Carpe”

yes like the fish

79. What is their economic situation?

Dream Eaters are mainly stealing their matters from humans so;;;;;

80. Are they a morning person or a night owl?

Night owl! Probably to party all night or something

Miscellaneous:

81. Are they bothered by the sight of blood?

Nope

82. What is their handwriting like?

“How do you even read your own handwriting??”

“I was there when it was written.”

83. Can they swim? How well? Do they like to swim?

Still doesn’t know how to swim

84. Which deadly sin do they represent best?

LUST!!

85. Do they believe in ghosts?

Yes, and these scares him! He does get easily scared;;

86. How do they celebrate holidays? How do they celebrate birthdays?

He just gets in the mood of the holiday and nothing more. For his birthday, he gets everyone to know it’s his birth day, for someone else’s birthday; he probably forgot about it

87. What is something they regret?

nothing?

88. Do they have an accent?

Nah

89. What is their D&D alignment?

Lawful Chaotic

90. Are they right or left handed?

Right :v

91. If they were a tweet, what tweet would they be?

92. Describe them as a John Mulaney gif.

93. What’s the most iconic line of dialogue they’ve ever said?

“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart!”

And he probably wants to give you another body part of his

 h-he he

I’m cringe oh god save me-

[malunedyne]

*crack nuckles* de la 1 a la 100

oh noez (thank u)

1. What is you middle name? I only have one ;)

2. How old are you? I still can write 22

3. When is your birthday? this Friday!

4. What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius

5. What is your favorite color? Purple

6. What's your lucky number? I’d like to think it’s 8

7. Do you have any pets? A cat, Güero :3

8. Where are you from? México

9. How tall are you? 1.58, or so

10. What shoe size are you? 24 1/2

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? like 9 or 10

12. What was your last dream about? Oh I dreamt of Persona 5 for some reason, I can’t wait to play it!!!

13. What talents do you have? Hmm….. I think I can imagine funny situations and make people laugh at it

14. Are you psychic in any way? yah, something called "self-fulfilling prophecy” lol

15. Favorite song? Right now I can’t stop listening to Last Surprise, from the P5 ost lol

16. Favorite movie? Megamind, I guess (I’m so basic lmao)

17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone who’s willing to deal with all of my stupid memes, ideas, theories and lots of queer stuff

18. Do you want children? yeah, but not rn

19. Do you want a church wedding? why not?

20. Are you religious? more spiritual than religious, I think

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes, two years ago from now

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Hmm I don’t think so, yet hehe

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? unfortunately, nope

24. Baths or showers? Shower

25. What color socks are you wearing? Pink

26. Have you ever been famous? I don’t think so

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? idk, I’d just like to be read, that’s all

28. What type of music do you likeA long spectrum of music, except reggaeton, banda, bachata, trap….. esas weas feas que tengo que aguantar bc contexto

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nope

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? usually one or two

31. What position do you usually sleep in? fetal position haha

32. How big is your house? big enough

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? eggs and milk; in these internship hell days, i have tea, or cereal or milk or a cereal bar haha i’m fucked up

34. Have you ever fired a gun? nope

35. Have you ever tried archery? i like it, but i haven’t

36. Favorite clean word? Rainbow, it sounds as cute as it is

37. Favorite swear word? I said ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ a lot, but the one I sense very powerful is ‘motherfucker’….. en español la que más uso es ‘pinche’, ‘verga’, ‘chingada’….. la verdad es que sí uso muchas groserías usualmente jkdfksjfdkj

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? 22 hours or so dfkjsl

39. Do you have any scars? yeah, plenty

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? nah

41. Are you a good liar? depends, if i truly depend on lying

42. Are you a good judge of character? i think so

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? yaaah, i can imitate some certain voices and manners of other people

44. Do you have a strong accent? nah, it’s more of a acute tune

45. What is your favorite accent? british english and japanese are both  g r e a t

46. What is your personality type? INTP

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 54 dollar leather jacket, to that expensive, i’d rather use my money for other stuff rather than clothes

48. Can you curl your tongue? yah

49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie

50. Left or right handed? left handed

51. Are you scared of spiders? i  a m,  i  c a n n o t  s t a n d  t h e m

52. Favorite food? pizza or pozole or ceviche or surimi

53. Favorite foreign food? I like the authentic udon

54. Are you a clean or messy person? messy, very messy

55. Most used phrased? “guess I’ll die”

56. Most used word? “no mames”, not a word, but it should be a whole lol

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?it depends, it can be from 15 minutes to 1 hour lol

58. Do you have much of an ego? it’s a fluid thing, sometimes i do, sometimes i don’t (it’s the depression, lol)

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? ehh suck

60. Do you talk to yourself? all the motherfucking time

61. Do you sing to yourself? i like when no one is home so i can sing, yeah

62. Are you a good singer? nope

63. Biggest Fear? the fear of being forgotten

64. Are you a gossip? yeah

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Grave of the Fireflies is most shocking one to me

66. Do you like long or short hair? why not both.jpg, i wanted to chop it so short to begin the year with short hair but my mom told me not to do that xD so i’m keeping it long

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? nah

68. Favorite school subject? everything that had to do with science, or arts, or literature

69. Extrovert or Introvert? introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope

71. What makes you nervous? almost  e v e r y t h i n g

72. Are you scared of the dark? depending on where i am

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? if i have a close relationship, yea

74. Are you ticklish? yep

75. Have you ever started a rumor? haha plenty of times

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? being the therapist could count as being authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage? yes, but low tier drinks tbh

78. Have you ever done drugs? nope

79. Who was your first real crush? real crush haha why must you shame me? a guy in the elementary school: silent, tall, glasses and unreachable to me….. i have still that type tho

80. How many piercings do you have? cero

81. Can you roll your Rs?can i what?

82. How fast can you type? GOTTA GO FAST

83. How fast can you run? GOTTA GO FAST (x2)

84. What color is your hair? dark brown

85. What color is your eyes? dark brown as well

86. What are you allergic to? cold weather (my nose and eyes won’t stop tearing, ugh)

87. Do you keep a journal? i try to, when there’s something worth writing

88. What do your parents do? housewife and teacher

89. Do you like your age? i’m starting to want it to stop increasing in number

90. What makes you angry? a lot of things: war, poverty, impotence…. having to wait 5 years for a new zelda game

91. Do you like your own name? yeah, i can vary it in lots of ways

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?yeah, if it’s a boy, Dhani; if it’s a girl, I like Lucina and/or Olivia

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? i think anything is fine tbh

94. What are you strengths? I have strong wills of healing

95. What are your weaknesses? i procrastinate  e v e r y t h i n g

96. How did you get your name? my dad is a big fan of the moon and its symbolism and poetry and you know that stuff

97. Were your ancestors royalty? dunno, but i know my great grand father was chinese

98. Do you have any scars? yep

99. Color of your bedspread? el legendario cobertor de tigre blanco

100. Color of your room?ironically both my rooms are white, lol

[kyojinofbraveos]

Long Tag Game Thingy

So I got tagged in tag games many times... Here is a complete post of it!

Game 1:

rules: answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!! I was tagged by @shitpost-no-kyojin , @kaschy , @jacaraandaas , @eldian-scum and I guess @sluttttysurveycorps ? Anyways, thank you all and sorry if I forgot that you tagged me!

Name: Berfin

Nicknames: Berfo, berf, berfike and god knows how many else...

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Height: 1.70 m

Orientation:

Het

Nationality: Soup

Fave fruit: Mandarin

Favorite Season: W I N T E R  - S P R I N G. I miss you babe, come back!

Fave book: How dare? I do not choose between my children.

Fave flower: Poppies

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate? : TEA. TEA. TEA. Always.

Average sleep hours: 8+

Cat or a dog person : Cats for sure! 

Fave fictional character: Ymir my goddess is always a first, though I feel Bertolt on a spiritual level in these days where temperature is 40+ degrees and I sweat like Colossal Titan.

Number of blankets you sleep: None. Even wearing clothes make me melt these days.

Dream trip : Travelling the world has always been my dream. 

Blog created: 2016!

I am tagging anyone who wants to do this.

Game 2:

I was tagged by @xleviiiix to answer her questions. Thanks!

1. What do you love most about your blogs?

Well, it is more like an archieve of my own. A place where I feel comfortable.

2. Favorite Anime/manga

Is this a trick question lmao ofc Shingeki no Kyojin!

3. If you had to pick between living in a hot area vs a cold area, which would you pick?

I’d kill to go some place cooler. I. AM. MELTING.

4. Small things that cheer you up

Snk, tea, air condition, music, art, rain, dancing, cool air, spending time with my friends, wind, hot chocolate.

5. Favorite drink

Tea. Ice tea these days.

6. Rain or snow?

AME! Rain!

7. If you could, what color would your eyes be?

Hmm, I think brown is going just fine for me! But green eyes would be cool, I guess?

8. What species would you like to be besides being human?

I’d be a whale! Maybe... A Space whale? I made my cameo at new opening already.

9. Name your pet peeves

I am getting really angry when people act cocky to me. Yeah, we get it. You know something. Stop pleasing your ego because you know something more than others. I also am getting really angry when people make weird noises around me, I want to hit their mouth. Especially, when people slop while eating food. Just. Stop. Other than that, I don’t like many people in general. Fiction is right on one thing, we people suck lmao.

10. PizzaHut or Dominoes or Papa Johns!

PizzaHut! This question made me want a pizza lmao

11. Things you love and hate about tumblr

This is a weird website you know. All those art and creative content you see is really cool, you meet with very cool and talented people here too but there are some very wrong stuff going on here. Like, being a hetero person is considered as a bad thing and all heteros are evil? Why? Makes no sense whatsoever. I totally understand the troubles lgbt+ people are facing but aren’t they doing what has been done to them to heteros on tumblr? There are also a black and white world view going on, people do not have respect to each other. They send hate anonymously and even rant about other people on other websites, like twitter, just because that person didn’t agree with them? Just because they have a different idea? Shame, shame, shame. Basically, people need to stop acting like they are the heroes of their narratives and stop hurting people for idiot reasons. Can’t you see how idiotic this is? Like: I want this two characters to fuck, if you want that person a to not fuck with person b but with another person c, I’ll rant and send hate to you with my friends. And does this make sense? If it does, you should stop being on internet and go see a therapist. Ah, and there is this white ppl/ others thing. I am not even getting started on that. Wow. I am so fulled about this topic lmao. A

I don’t want to write questions because I am lazy.

Game 3: 

I was tagged by @pureren to do A-Z game! Thank you!

A- age: 19 B- birthplace: The capital of dankland C- current time: 13:24 D- drink you last drank: tsatsiki 

E- easiest person to talk to:  @all-my-ships-are-snking ilu hoe. Also @momtaku . F- favorite song:  ( x ) this has been my number one for days! Also I really love this G- grossest memory: So I was 7 year old and just began to school. Since our school’s bathrooms were really dirty, it was really disgusting for me to go there and our home was not really close to school. So I was holding myself not to pee and like, it got really hard for me one day but I need to wait until school was over then started to ran home but ofc... ı failed and peeid in front of everyone. Ah, and I once step on horse poop. H- horror yes or no?  I am mostly laughing at horror movies lol I- in love? Never fall in love before. J- jealous of people? Nope, I don’t think so. But sometimes I got jealous of my friends when strangers pay too much attention to them. This is a bad childish habit I am trying to kill,  K- killed someone? ???? Take a wild guess   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

L- love at first sight or should I walk past again? Don’t waste your time it is hard to conquer my heart. M- middle name: berfin is my middle name actually!  N- number of siblings: 1 O- one wish? Travelling the world and getting the hell out of Turkey. P- person you last called? An irl friend of mine. Q- question you’re always asked: So... whe will you get a college? R- reason to smile: season 3 will be out next april?? I know this is not official yet but this makes me happy af! S- song you last sang: here T- time you woke up: 11 am. I woke up late  U- underwear color: white. V- vacation: Unfortunetely, I am still in this hell. Burning. For my sins. W- worst habit: biting my nails X- x-rays: Why is this a question???? Y- your favourite food: soups in general Z- zodiac sign: Capricorn

I am tagging anyone who wants to do this!

#tag game #this is too tiring #i am too lazy to do this kind of games but i kept getting tagged lmao #sorry if i forgot anyone

[witchyybitchy]

I fuckn tagged myself

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you’re done tag 10 people plus the person who tagged you, and most importantly, HAVE FUN

I was tagged by; MYSELF BICH A- Age: 19


B- Biggest fear: the ocean freaks me out man? Open water and such is strange 
C- Current time: 23:57


D- Drink you last had: I had one jug (?) of black tea bcs I wanted to try it out..


E- Everyday starts with: my birth control….like the realist answer ever and then ? Petting doggo?!


F- Favourite song: sit down son I have a lot. ATM it’s 2yl by the front bottoms and funny you should ask.. And so many more


G- Ghosts, are they real: 👀 I have seen YouTube documentaries I know what’s out there 👀 H- Hometown: Sunne? That Norway town where I was born or greifswald? I really don’t know? I- In love with: @pokebecher and @littlemissblackness plus the biggest new crush on @shakealittle u kno as one should and @mimicry-for-life und @freshlikeacucumber


J- Jealous of: ppl who don’t need to pee when they drink alcohol??


K- Killed someone: u kno it’s illegal rite?👀🙃 but I have killed many egos, mostly my own


L- Last time you cried: some days ago? Oh no I think it was yesterday bcs I thought I hurt my wailord plush and his feelings to loose weight… 


M- Middle name: i have two but they are really boring but let me tell you my little brother has 4? Who needs that many???


N- Number of siblings: I have 4 brüthers


O- One wish: happy. Maybe an animal sanctuary and I also want to have leg joints to survive and ultra marathon!


P- Person you last called/texted: I think it was @littlemissblackness but on tumblr it was @shakealittle 


Q- Questions you’re always asked: how are you? And “what’s wrong?” (My face hun) R- Reasons to smile: Soo many reasons. Food being a big one.


S- Song last sang: 2yl by the front bottoms….. 


T- Time you woke up: I am the picture of health and life and I got up at 7am bcs I had to!   

U- Underwear colour: white.


V- Vacation destination: I’m saving up for a trip to Spain this summer!! I also want to go to Bavaria and the Netherlands bcs it’s so pretty. Have you seen Amsterdam?? 


W- Worst habit: biting the inside of my cheek 


X- X-rays you’ve had: never had one bcs again the image of health and life???


Y- Your favourite food: to make it easy I will say most things with potatoes.


Z- Zodiac sign: cancer… Probs says a lot about me lmao

So I tag just some ppl and if you wanna do it do it bcs I said fuck it and did it either way bcs it sounded fun?? @littlemissblackness @pokebecher @mimicry-for-life @freshlikeacucumber @shakealittle

#i had to ree upload bcs it looked funky am sorry #I DONT CARE IT STILLLOOKS WEEIRDDDD😭😭😭