#someone come kill me pls

[cosmic-cogs]

I have ideas yet no motivation to write but hear me out

Bot/con of your choise x reader

There is a bot/con stranded on Earth, alone and injured, they barely have the strength to pull themselves the safety of a cave not too far from where they crashed, animals evacuating the are as quickly as they could. They loose consiousness, thinking this'd be the last thing they see but one day, after the years have taken their toll on the bot/con, their optics finally flicker back on, light so dim the creature infront of them could barely tell the difference, and the same as them, the large alien couldn't tell what was infront of them.

The human did what they could, using whatever they had to connect or seal the cut wiring, mend the torn metal, doing what they could to stop the bleeding, cleaning away the rust, caring for this stranger the best they knew how to. It wouldn't heal the bot/con, but it'd keep them alive, that was enough for both of them

Till one day, they are found. The bot/con carried away to safety by allies who wonder how they could still live, what has been caring for their injured friend, and the human has to come back to an empty cave with no sign of their injured friend.

They couldn't move on their own, not far anyway.

So, had another human found them?

Judging by the size of the foot steps on the ground, no.

They were alone, their friend taken away to who knows where, who knows if they'd ever see one another again, who knows if they were even on the same planet.

All they had was the hope that whoever had found them could heal what the couldn't

#cons are bad sometimes but what if I showed them kindness. what if a bots first introduction to humanity was kindness. what then. #someone so small someone they could so easily kill. someone who knew nothing of their intent. someone who despite all of this chose to help. #chose to talk to them even when they couldn't respond. chose to help when they had nothing to gain. someone who chose to be kind. #I wasn't supposed to think about this but man. I am thinking about it. #a con who is reluctant to follow orders because they've seen how kind this planet can be #a bot who doesn't question when they're asked to protect the planet. they've seen what this species is cabable of #enough of “humanity is inherently cruel” fuck that we're cabable of so much kindness #transformers x reader #tfp x reader #tfa x reader #tfe x reader #transformers earthspark x reader #mtmte x reader #i did not proof read this pls don't come @ me 🙏🙏

[skitskatdacat63]

For everyone who wanted bullfighter Nando when I mentioned it the other day, here you go :D

+ this one I don't feel like coloring yet(imagine he's in Ferrari colors!!!)

#did you know bullfighters dedicate their kill to a friend or member of the public by giving them their hat? #i really wanted to draw silly vettonso where fernando offers seb his hat #seb retires from bullfighting(yeah its an au now) and fernando in his green costume is like; #'here is my hat. now will you come back from retirement? 🥺' #but yeah feel very abnormal abt that ^ and also the thing abt them having someone who helps them get into their costume as a sacred ritual #theres just a lot of thoughts and ideas floating around in my head bcs of it #anyways i liked drawing this but it was very suffering too and took me like 5 hours #its like. you see the intricate embroidery and im like ah! omg! i love painting details!!! #and then remember im not the best w coming up with ideas for the embroidery pattern itself #so pls bear with me 😭😭 mainly i was trying to reference the diamond logo of renault #but most of it kinda just ended up being austrian knots i guess bcs thats what my mind defaults to #i thought the shoulder pad would be the most difficult but that came together the easiest and made the rest actually work in my head #aaahhh also im surprised w the angle of his face! im usually not good at side profiles as well as tilted down heads #but i think he looks pretty good honestly??? #also w the sketch i just wanted to post it bcs i liked his face okay 😭😭😭 #i wanted to paint it too but I realized im so naive thinking i could paint two of these horrifically detailed things in one session #but his face 🥹🥹 i like it!!! theres some renault era pic of him i really like where hes sun drenched and angry looking #^ and i think i captured the vibe well so!!!!! #well anyways mayhe ill draw more of this. it was fun but also like sucked my life force out bcs it kept going from easy to 'I CANT DO THIS' #the pictures of matadors are just...insane to me. tiny waist fat ass flamboyant costume. im dead 🫠 #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #matador au

[theladyjojogrant]

so, uh…is there a place where a sad little Whovian in the U.S. can watch Tales of the TARDIS yet? 🥺

#I’ve been out of the loop so I just found out this was a thing TODAY #I cannot believe it is the year of our Lord 2023 and they are still releasing DW things exclusively to the UK #(and I know I’m fortunate because stuff is at least more accessible in the US than it is in other places) #but as someone who loves Classic Who and especially the companions in Tales #COME ON #someone take pity on us pls #tales of the tardis #doctor who #dw #60th anniversary #dw 60th #Classic who #ALSO CLYDE AND JO ARE IN ONE LIKE WHAT THE HECK JUST KILL ME WHY DON’T YOU #I’m torn between looking up all the gifsets and holding out hope that I’ll be able to watch it

[friendofthecrows]

I miss that brief golden era from like 2012 to 2016 when the online witchcraft community was actually good and full of open minded people looking to learn more and share what they know plus maybe the occasional vampire middle schooler instead of the situation now where it's been taken over by capitalist tiktok transphobes who like to come up with ways to shift to hogwarts via their inherent magical vagina powers and then sell coated quartz to cure cancer instead of seeing doctors.

#hal rambles #saying controversial things tonight i guess #btw i have done astral projection and at first when i heard about shifting i was like #'oh basically a different name for the same thing?' #then it turns out these guys are just lucid dreaming and thinking that takes them to an entire other universe #like fine enough i don't want to be mean about someone's beliefs #And then i find out about some of the dramas involved and I'm just like o_O #pls use your critical thinking skills #This is way more important when it comes to stuff like herbology though #because not checking side effects dosage etc can legitimately KILL YOU DEAD #and I've seen. So many incredibly stupid things. only to ask for a source and they send me a link to a tiktok... #This is vagueposting about certain friends #Like tiktok 'witchcraft' is completely counter to all the good I've seen in the community last decade #It's ABOUT thinking critically and learning #It's ABOUT exploring ideas that are not the most popular and not taking mainstream beliefs for absolute granted #And so much more! #Yes it can also be about belief and intuition but you have to use that responsibly #Think about why you are tempted to something #Is it actually from your subconscious or some sort of sign or did something online suggest this to you #And that's not to say all internet knowledge is bad - sometimes people do make original and useful observations on here #or compile existing resources/knowledge #But you've got to THINK about it #Same with stuff in books and from people. I'm not the 'it's published so it's automatically legit' type #Sorry for the rant #I'm up a bit too late and i was thinking about it #Time to go dream about killing someone for the Aesthetic and Drama (my favorite lucid dream series) #(and you see - I'm not going into another universe and murdering people via lucid dreaming about it)

[firebirdsdaughter]

The tragedy about the conflict of s3…

… Is that neither of them wanted it.

Okay, Neal kinda wanted it, I’m sure. Temptation. But he didn’t act on it, and he didn’t want it like this. Neal’s fault in this is that he could have walked away or said something at any point after, but he didn’t want to be in this situation. Mozzie forced him into it.

Peter sure as hell didn’t want it either. You can tell by how he either freezes up or get uncharacteristically emotional whenever it’s brought up. Esp by this point he genuinely cares deeply about Neal and wants him to get clean. The three things Peter loves most in the world are literally El, the law, and Neal at this point. He’s full on adopted this kid. He wants to be wrong, but he can’t compromise his belief in the laws and the system and the truth to not pursue it. He hates it, it takes so much out of him, and I think seeing Neal be hurt by his suspicions makes it all the worse, but this is Peter, finding the truth is who he is. S1 and 2 were slowly building the trust and relationship between them, and from Peter’s perspective, Neal may have just completely destroyed that. Thrown away everything he thought they had, and Peter’s attempts to help him go straight. But as much as it hurts him, he keeps the painting scrap out of evidence bc he wants to know first. He doesn’t want it to go on record and to have the whole Bureau come down on Neal. Despite himself he still wants to give the kid a modicum of chance—he also shows awareness that it could have been Mozzie or Alex.

And like I said above, Neal hates it, too. And not just being under suspicion again. At first, having Peter, the one person he completely trusts, accusing him, from his perspective, out of the blue after he just nearly got shot, after Peter just killed a man to protect him… Like that clearly just breaks his heart. Even during the opening interrogation, when he’s calmed down some, he’s still got that wounded look in his eyes—although I think he’s also clocking Peter’s unhappiness by that point bc it’s less offended and just sad. By that point he knows the treasure survived, but he does know he didn’t do it. He’s hurt by Peter’s suspicion of him but now he knows there’s a reason to be suspicious and he is hiding something.  But even after he finds out that Mozzie did it… Even from the onset, he’s not quite truly happy. And even though he knows it’s now justified, that there’s very possibly evidence connecting it to him/them… Even though he goes along at first… You can tell there’s something off. Old Neal would be much more excited, not hesitating and looking vaguely shell shocked. And I think when he finds out it was Mozzie and that Mozzie took it ‘for them,’ he feels like he has betrayed Peter. He gets visibly more awkward about deflecting, which I think is actually honest as opposed to a deception. He’s letting his real emotions dictate his behaviour—he’s genuinely hurt by Peter’s suspicion, he genuinely cares what Peter thinks, he’s genuinely uncomfortable with his new position. But even after all of it, Neal instantly realises that Peter is still protecting him by w/holding the painting scrap—and I think that realisation is the stepping stone for his character development the rest of the season, bc in that moment, he realises he hasn’t wholly lost Peter, and not in a ‘I can still play him way.’ In a ‘thank god he doesn’t hate me now’ way, bc Neal doesn’t want Peter to hate him, he never did, and he esp doesn’t now. As early as s1 he didn’t want to let him down, and now he feels like Peter’s completely cut him off—only to be given that one bit of hope for making things better. Which is what makes him believe in everything else.

Neither of them wanted to be put at odds like this.

#White Collar #pls gods someone talk to me about WC I'm DYING #I love that they didn't make Peter 100% insisting that Neal did it #he acknowledges that Mozzie or Alex could have but also correctly suspects that that would mean Neal's involved somehow #also those two scenes just kill me #Peter talking to El about it and the way he says that he can't involve the FBI bc if it's true they'll take Neal down #and then adds himself as an afterthought #and then when Mozzie and Neal are discussing it and realise Peter is avoiding involving the FBI Neal's immediate thought #is that Peter is still protecting him #Mozzie brushes it off by Neal's unconvinced by that which makes sense he saw Peter shoot a man to protect him #sure James never did that #anyway it's such an absolutely heartbreaking mess and I love them still caring for each other despite it #plus coming back to me working theory that all Neal truly wants deep down is loving parents… yeah this is smarting #like this is how you do an argument between these two they get mad they fight it's natural #but they love each other the first two seasons made them a full family #as may a parent and child can tell you you can fight and still express care #fight and not go too far #Peter who was sure that Neal was involved in the theft but kept the evidence off record anyway #would never indifferently shuffle Neal off to another handler or tell him he was just a criminal #this is the real Peter the Peter who would probably be angry and want space after something like that #and would struggle w/ it for a while but would NEVER tell Neal he only did it bc he was a criminal #bc THIS was done solely bc they were criminals #Adopt a Felon 101

[skitskatstudios]

The psykickers group chat is a mix of them setting up meetings (they never meet), making fun of each other, and messaging when their powers are acting up

#I’m talking fucking whiplash between ‘lmao Toritsuka you’re such a bitch’ and ‘Wait what did the ghosts do this time who do we need to kill’ #for all of them #like Aiura would be like flirting in chat and then being like ‘yo im having like hella intrusive premonitions can someone like cover for me? #saiki’s only contributions are shaming everyone and occasionally being like ‘I cannot come to school today’ #and that’s their cue to go to his house afterschool and bring him cake and soup #Akechi is all over all of their shits. so when he goes quiet in chat everyone starts going mad #okay that’s my hot take for the day. see y’all #pls write a group chat fic pls I want it so badly <333 #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k #hc #psykickers #aiura mikoto #toritsuka reita #akechi touma #saiki kusuo

[hellsbroadcaster]

I'm so glad I decided to make val a sideblog instead of a new one cuz I would have shot myself in the leg. fnsjldnfkls it doesnt help that I keep getting distracted sobs BUT its almost done. it will be up tomorrow ✨ officially ✨

#⌜off the air⌟ . // ooc #i am not moving to mobile #cuz my back is killing meeee #someone come and break it for me pls

[doomordestiny]

i feel like im getting uber close to some real emotional devastation from these pirates and idk if i can handle that rn

#pls say im wrong #im only on 79 so idk whats coming…. #scared #53 killed me i feel like these next ones are gonna punch me and kick me and then shoot me and dismember me #actually not just 53 that one was just the most i think #jrwi riptide #jrwi #can someone please say ill be okay and it wont devastate me #am i safe #the riptide pirates #please

[theangel-aziraphale]

\shparkily chaos/

\(0-0)/

No thank you… no chaos, and especially not the sparkily kind.

*He has a distant look on his face. It takes a while for him to come back into the room.*

#Avis… you’re the only one I know of who’d insist on sparkly chaos. As long as it doesn’t come in the bookshop do as you must. #Although I’d really prefer it if whoever this anonymouse was simply not do it at all even if it isn’t Avis #aziraphale posts #good omens rp #good omens asks #// genuine anxiety from the glitter fiasco let’s not put me through more pls #// I still can’t believe I’ve/we’ve killed someone. I didn’t even mean to. But still. wtf man #// hhg #// hahaga anonymouse 🐁

[wellitsjustmeagain]

Feelin kinda cute. Family time and lots of cozy board games 💕

#selfies #selfie #I'm not sorry for posting so many 🥺 #Maybe a little... #Ngl tho been killing it at board games lately (ง •̀ w•́)ง #Someone come cuddle me through the rest of the year pls

[enbysiriusblack]

Give me your hands, show me the door

"Marlene! What have you done to your hands?"

Her mother grabbed them and stared at the clipped short nails covered in a matte black nail polish.

"I like them like this", Marlene huffed, "They're cool!"

I cannot stand to wait anymore

Her mother scowled and left the room to grab nail polish remover and a light blue colour that matched her own.

Somebody said be what you be

Marlene, who was never one for controlling her emotions, screamed "fuck you!" before storming out the house and making her way to the Potter's.

She didn't return until the middle of the night, sneaking up into her bedroom and falling asleep.

We could be old and cold and dead on the sea

"I just want you have a good life", her mother muttered in her ear the next morning.

Marlene grunted, "What? Mum it's early, what do you want?"

Her mother stroked her hair, "Breakfast is ready. Come help me clean up."

Marlene huffed and got up, "You could get someone else to help for once."

But I love you more than words can say

"Everyone else is doing important things, unlike you. Come on, I have to do everything here, huh?"

"Fine. I'll help you, okay?"

Her mother smiled and kissed her head, "Thank you, love."

I can't count the reasons I should stay

The next few hours were spent cleaning the house, and doing the washing. Marlene’s dad and some of her brothers were at work while the others were outside playing football after fixing up the family car.

When her mum finally left to go to her friend's for tea and left Marlene with just a few plates and mugs to clean, Marlene ran outside to join her brothers.

◇

Give me some rope, tie me to dream

"Are you going to be working?" her father asked; she had just told them of her plans to move in with all of her friends.

Marlene shook her head, "I told you, I'm joining the war. Dumbledore isn't paying us, we're volunteering."

Her brother reached over the table to grab a box of cornflakes, "He's screwing you over then. You're a soldier. You're meant to get payed."

Give me the hope to run out of steam

"You're becoming a soldier?" her mother gaped, "That doesn't seem right for you, it's dangerous."

Marlene huffed, "Oh come on. I'm a fucking gryffindor, mum!"

"No swearing!" her father yelled.

Her mother shook her head, "Still- it's not the sort of life I imagined for you. I mean your father and I have done so much for you an you throw it away to become a soldier?"

Somebody said it could be here

"What the fuck have you done for me, huh?"

"You'd be out on the streets without us!" Her father retorted.

"I spent most nights out on the streets growing up!"

"That's why you're acting this way, love. Those people have messed with your head, with all their extreme ideas and barbaric notions."

We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year

"I'm just doing what you never had the guts to do, mum; be my own fucking person!"

Her brother leaned back in his chair, "You're gonna get yourself killed", he half-sung.

"You're going to get all of us killed, Marlene. Putting this mark on our family's back with your rebellious behaviour."

"You want us to die? Is that it?" Her mother almost sobbed.

I can't count the reasons I should stay

"Oh fuck this shit", Marlene growled, "Merlin, you'd be perfectly happy living with the death eaters ruling over everything, huh? You don't care about anything!"

Her father shook his head and tutted, "I don't see why they just can't get along."

Her mother nodded in agreement, "Politics, these days. I'll never understand it all."

One by one they all just fade away

◇

I'm tired of the wait and sees

"You sure you want to go?" Dorcas asked her.

Marlene nodded, "Yeah. I have too- they're my family. I need to just do it and get it over with."

Dorcas kissed her, "Hopefully it goes well."

Marlene laughed into the kiss, "It definitely won't."

I'm tired of that part of me

As she entered her old home, everything was exactly the same. Like stepping into the past.

Photos of the whole family with stupidly fake grins stared at her from the hallway. The too bright lights dazed her head, and illuminated the house in a harsh but familiar glow.

That makes up a perfect lie, to keep us between

Her family, she realised after an hour, were acting strange. As if the last time they her wasn't three years ago with her storming out the house with all her belongings spelled to fit in a small bag and an infinite string of curse words and rage flying from her lips. As if she hadn't smashed an antique bowl and screamed that she never wanted to see them again.

But hours turn into days, so watch what you throw away

They were acting like they did in church; a perfectly normal family. Marlene had worn her nicest outfit for it, what she usually wore on sundays when she had time for church. A black suit with a white shirt and handkerchief stuffed in the jacket pocket with a cloud pattern stitched on.

She assumed someone, at least her mother, would snidely comment on her 'male clothing' and short hair, but instead they didn't comment on it. Some people even complimenting her outfit.

And be here to recognize, there's another way

It was strange. But nice, in a way. The entire night was void of any arguments (that included her, at least). It was surprising, but she enjoyed herself.

She had missed her family quite a bit and happily caught up with them all. And she felt ready.

Give me some rope, tie me to dream

She was actually going to do it. She was going to come out to them. She was going to do it. She'll do it.

Do it.

Give me the hope to run out of steam

Marlene stood up.

"I've sort of got something to tell you. About me, and my life now."

She went into her pocket and took out the engagement ring Dorcas had given her a few months ago. They couldn't get legally married, but they were still going to have a wedding, a party.

And she wanted her family to come.

She slid it onto her ring finger, and the entire room jumped into noises of excitement.

Her mother ran up to hug her with a look of relief.

Somebody said it could be here

And then, the front door burst open and as her father went too see who it was; a green light echoed from the hallway followed by a familiar voice.

Peter Pettigrew wearing a death eater mask rounded the corner with more masked death eaters behind him.

And the family screamed.

We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year

#this song for some reason just reminds me so much of Marlene's relationship with her family #marlene in 5th year: merlin someone pls just murder my parents. i can not deal with them #peter: i will #and then he does #just Marlene hating her family until she finally reunites with them and is about to come out to them and ask them to come to her wedding #just before they get killed and marlene never gets to come out or actually have a good relationship with her family for more than a #marauders era #marauders #marlene mckinnon #the mckinnon family #marlene mckinnon angst #the mckinnon family angst #marauders angst

[heaven4lostgirls]

guys i fell in love with a cosplayer on my tiktok and proceeded to do what i do best and make up fake scenarios abt the both of us BUT THEN FOUND OUT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

don’t talk to me, i’ll be cryin

#juliwrites #ethan come home #the kids miss u #if he finds this i’ll kill myself stg😭 #SOMEONE HELP ME PLS IM ACTUALLY HEARTBROKEN IDK WHY #i had to take out the characters he cosplayed incase someone recognizes this 😭

[irrolyphant]

You guys, I’ve been thinking! Like, what if Raylan dies??

No, but, listen. What if, the story’s all about focussing on Raylan being worried about losing Willa, and then throws a fucking punch to the guts by having Willa lose Raylan in the end??

And what if that’s what brings back folk from the first show?? Like a family coming together for a funeral??

What if, guys!???!

Is it just that I’m functioning on just about 1 hour of sleep over 5 days that my mind’s being a dick, or???

#i’m losing my mind frankly #someone talk some goddamn sense into me pls #. #justified: city primeval #i mean. tim wouldn’t have come back to just kill off raylan right??? #justified bts

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

self care is putting on a moody playlist and trying to find songs that remind you of the foxes and by self care I mean incredibly painful

#songs today include #Matilda by Harry styles could be so many of them #like #‘you could throw a party full of everyone you know you could start a family who will always show you love’ #‘you don’t have to be sorry for doing it on your own’ screaming crying throwing up at the thought of them to this #if I killed someone for you by Alec Benjamin SCREAMS TWINYARDS #‘would you love me more if I killed someone for you cause I killed someone for you’ #hope for the underrated youth by YUNGBLUD is also very andreil vibes #but not as like a couple but as a duo like #‘hiding all my feelings cause I know that I’m not dreaming’ ANDREW #‘my personality got fucked up by the addedall got called an alien for being myself ain’t got the patience to be someone else’ ANDREW AGAIN #‘if I died would you cry would you come and bury me alive?’ #NEILS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE WHEN HE THINKS HES GONNA DIE #but there is in fact hope for the underrated youth (they’re the underrated youth) #anyway pls tag songs in this #I WILL read every single one and listen accordingly #aftg #tfc #the foxhole court #all for the game #the foxes #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard #matt boyd #allison reynolds #dan wilds #renee walker

[bylertruther]

pulling ideas they didn't get to use from season two for season five, eh? okay time to form a prayer circle for will to finally be unhinged, fight back, and kill for once as is his right 🫡🙏🛐💜🤍💛 ✨🧙

#outsmarting the bad guy is not enough LET WILL CAST FIREBALL ALREADY GOD DAMN #LET HIM COME FULL CIRCLE FROM S1 IT WAS LITERALLY HIS LINE !!! LET HIM CAST FIREBALL!!!! #BANGING MY FISTS ON THE TABLE KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL #BFHSJKBDKFJHBSDKJHSKJH #thank god that they're leaning into the fact tht their leads are all adults now bc i kno s5 is gonna be LIT #monster apocalypse + psychophysical violence + gay on gay crime LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #also if s5 ends with prom or a jopper wedding . i will ascend #and this time mike doesn't let will dance with someone else........ eating my hands as we speak #will would no longer need to look over his dance partner's shoulder bc the boy he's looking and longing for is already in his arms :') #awwwwwwwwwww someone put me down pls before i spiral <3

[thedragonagelesbian]

Doing legacy, night terrors, and dissent all right in a fucking row really is the anders nightmare train huh

#ive made this exact same post before but its really hitting me working on the fic #not once not twice but THREE FUCKING TIMES has anders lost control over himself in such a short span of time #nearly killing someone and (in my canon) seriously wounding cyrus (the guy hes been in love with for three years) #in the process #like....... the post alrik convo is all the more intense and serious when taken in that light #and then immediately following that up with him & cyrus hooking up (in the same scene in my fic) #like (a) yall probably need to take some time to p r o c e s s and cyrus baby boy PLS go talk to ur other friends #fenris and isabela will apologize for betraying you in the fade you do not need to latch on to anders like this #but (b).................... for anders it IS a strangely meaningful & healing way to renegotiate #his understanding of how much control he has over himself and his body #first by topping cyrus & using that control exclusively in the service of taking care of someone else #and their pleasure #and then afterwards making the conscious decision not to pursue his own pleasure further #by staying with cyrus #bc he thinks its the safer and more selfless option #snyway working on this fic has dredged up a LOT of feelings #i dunno if im ever going to have the confidence to share it bc of. yknow. the hooking up part #but its there and its meaningful and its good for both of them #just........ the romantic feelings it comes with are a bit more questionable/destructive in their singular devotion #cyrus hawke #cyrusXanders #**by NOT staying with cyrus