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British Sorcerer: What do you get if you dial the number 666?
Stephen: Satan.
British Sorcerer: … No, you get an upside-down policeman! It’s a joke-
Stephen: YOU GET
Stephen: SATAN
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godsofhumanity · 4 years
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Loki, after every time Freyja slaps him: She knocked that smug look off my face, but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
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purple-compromise · 4 years
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Specialist: I have a plan!
Miss Pauling: It can't involve self-sacrifice.
Specialist: I no longer have a plan!
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Luciano: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?
Arianna: …good?
Luciano: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER do it again.
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thevashta-narada · 4 years
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Twelve: I'll keep all my emotions her *points to chest* and then one day I'll die! *angelic smile*
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tempoditimelord · 5 years
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Ten: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are
Ten: ...
Ten: Actually, it’s going to bug me if I don’t.
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godsofhumanity · 4 years
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Hercules: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from the gods.
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Tony: *slides photo across the table* I want you to shoot this guy in the leg.
Bucky: ... This is a picture of you.
Tony: Stephen wants me to try zumba.
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