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Virgil: I like Roman, but after they talk to me, I feel like I need a nap.
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incorrectringsofpower · 11 months
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Poppy, pointing to Nori: I have adopted her as my dumbass and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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incorrectjag · 9 months
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Harm: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Bud: How am I supposed to know, Sir?
Mac: You say, Lieutenant, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Bud: *sighs*
Bud: You wouldn’t be trapped, Sir.
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incorrectmcustuff · 5 years
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Tony, laying next to Stephen who is asleep: nice
Stephen, still asleep: [cuddles closer to Tony]
Tony: N I C E
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lazycatmeowsalot · 3 years
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Aether: *kisses Xiao*
Xiao: What is this?
Aether: Affection
Xiao: Disgusting
Xiao:
Xiao: Do it again
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hxuse-xf-black · 3 years
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Rodolphus: Perfect for a wedding.
Bellatrix, smiling: I know, right?
Narcissa: THIS IS A FUNERAL HOME-
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Charles: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Erik: Did they win?
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incorrect-fwt · 3 years
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Dream: [licks the chip Fundy was about to eat]
Dream: I licked it therefore it is mine.
Fundy: [licks Dream]
Dream: [blushing] Well played.
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Kotaro: “So say I killed somebody-”
Ai: “Where’s the body?”
Kotaro: “This is hypothetical!”
Saki: "We’re not idiots. Where’s the body?”
Kotaro: “...”
Kotaro: “The basement, but-”
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Remus: Roman, family doesn't make threats. Have I ever threatened you?
Roman:
Roman: ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
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incorrectringsofpower · 10 months
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Isildur, messaging a picture of a tattoo: Hey, is this guy from a cartoon show?
Eärien: Oh, yeah, that’s Grim from Billy and Mandy.
Eärien: …follow up question.
Eärien: Why does that look like your arm?
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incorrectjag · 2 years
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Rene: Don’t change the subject.
Harm: What’s the subject?
Rene: Me.
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jakascoo · 3 years
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Jason: Takes off sweaty shirt.
Jason: This is not sexy at all.
Kara: Ew.
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incorrectmcustuff · 5 years
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Loki: I have an idea.
Valkyrie: No murder.
Loki: I no longer have an idea.
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Dean: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Rowena: How am I supposed to know?
Jack: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Rowena: [sighs]
Rowena: You wouldn’t be trapped.
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