Bruce: Everyone has called me Boris all day. I think Tim paid them to.
[later]
Tim: Absolutely. Five bucks each and it was totally worth it.
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Rogue: [walks in covered in blood]
Bard: Amazing costume!! Happy Halloween!
Rogue:
Rogue: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.
Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?
Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger
Martinez: wh E E Z E
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Clint, scolding his kids: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Laura: No, we are mad.
Clint: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Laura: No, we are not.
Clint: I’m not a mind reader, Laura.
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James: Wow, the library is extra crowded today
Remus: Merlin, look at all these students. Who do you have to fuck to get a bloody book around here?
Sirius: Me!
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Stiles: I love Derek. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of Derek's body?
Scott: Please don't say it.
Stiles: His brain. Because I love his personality. I value his intelligence, his tenacity, his thoughtfulness, and his protective nature.
Stiles: And also, his brain is where he gets the best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.
The pack: [noises of disgust]
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Opeli: she stole your key and the bow that killed King Harrow
Callum: you don't have all the facts
Opeli: which are?
Callum: I love her
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (68)
Solomon: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a follower and a leader. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower
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Robin: I will be mean to Jonathan if you want me to be.
Steve: Oh, no. It’s fine, Robin.
Robin: It’s really no problem, I was already planning to be mean to him.
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Selina: I'd lie for you.
Bruce: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Selina, you just like to lie.
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Dick, as Officer Grayson, being held as a hostage and was just interrogated: Alright, can we talk about something a bit more cheerful?
Y/N, a crimelord, the one responsible behind his situation: Anything you like.
Dick: …Do you like ABBA?
Y/N: I love ABBA.
Dick: Yeah?
Y/N: Yep.
Dick: What’s your favorite ABBA song?
Y/N: Dancing Queen.
Dick: Dancing Queen? Yeah. Yeah, it’s great, isn’t it? [starts singing “Dancing Queen” under his breath]
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Mad-Eye: Lucius Malfoy, you have the right to remain-
Tonks, interrupting: A loser!
Mad-Eye: Nice. But legally, I have to start over now.
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Yelena: [walks in covered in blood]
Kate: Amazing costume! Happy Halloween!
Yelena:
Yelena: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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Kate: I will be mean to Anthony if you want me to be.
Edwina: Oh, no. It’s fine, Kate.
Kate: It’s really no problem, I was already planning to be mean to him.
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