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[alien-slushie]

Rosie, holding out a pink dress: Here Husker, take this to your boyfriend.

Husk: He's not my boyfriend.

Rosie: You're not fooling anyone dear.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: What's up, sluts? Guess who just got out of prison. Dick: Sluts? Bruce: Prison?

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born. I came out in seven.

Bruce: That’s… That’s not good.

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2591

Got 'em. (Dialogue from 50% Off.)

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian: WHAT UP SLUTS?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF THE BURIAL MOUNDS!!!

Jiang Cheng, concerned: Sluts?

Lan Wangji, even more concerned: The Burial Mounds?!

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[needanevenbettername]

Enid, knocking on the shower room door: Wednesday, are you nearly done?

Wednesday exits with her hair down and still slightly damp. Enid stares at her, blushing.

Wednesday: Enid? Are you okay?

Enid, still staring: We're gonna be date - LATE!

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[stardust948]

Azula: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born! I came out in seven!

Sokka: That’s ... that’s not good.

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

VRISKA: Kanaya, did you schedule my doctor’s appointment????????

KANAYA: Yes I Did But Vriska Why Exactly Do You Wish To See A Human Pediatrician

VRISKA: 8ecause a regular human doctor won’t give me candy at the end!!!!!!!! Duh!!!!!!!!

KANAYA: I Cannot Keep Doing This For You Vriska! I Am Not Your Mother!

CALLIOPE: well…

DIRK: You do exhibit somewhat motherly behavior, Kanaya.

VRISKA: Yeah! Plus, most of our parents are dead. So you’re like our mom!!!!!!!! Team Mom!!!!!!!! *Chanting* Team Mom!!!!!!!! Team Mom!!!!!!!! Team Mom!!!!!!!!

KANAYA: I Am Not The Team Mom

EVERYONE, chanting: Team Mom! Team Mom! Team Mom!

KANAYA: Rose Why Are You Chanting

ROSE: It’s a catchy chant.

…

TEREZI: T34M-

KANAYA: One More Chant And We Are Not Going Out For Slushies Later

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[incorrectafcrichmond]

Jamie: He's so fast! He must be laser focused in. The only thing on Dani's mind is this race.

Dani, internally: Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckberg

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[starlightshadowsworld]

Kunikida: So anyway, I regain consciousness. There's Port Mafia members everywhere. Katai's covered in blood and Ranpo's holding an ice pick.

Katai: You'd think Port Mafia security would be more, high tech.

Ranpo: snorts You'd think wouldn't you?

Kunikida: So I pull out a gun and shoot our way out while Yosano does 80 in a 35 and gets us right through the blockade.

Yosano: And that, is teamwork high-fives him

Atsushi: That was one of your first missions together?!

Ranpo: Well, yeah. What did you expect, saving kittens up trees?

Atsushi:... I want to say yes but when you put it like that no... No this makes sense.

Dazai: So that's why Mori had that meeting about an ice pick bandit.

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[incorrectuksies]

albert: what’s up, sluts? guess who just got out of the refuge?!

specs: sluts?

jack: the refuge?

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[alien-slushie]

Angel Dust: Hey Smiles, can you say 'Simba~ Remeber who you are~' in your cool echo voice?

Alastor: No.

Angel: $5

Alastor: No.

Angel: $10

Alastor: No.

Angel: I will stop making s*x jokes. ... For a week.

Alastor, sighs: Simba~, remember who you are~

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[incorrectbatfam]

Carrie: I was born a winner. I didn't even need nine months to be born. I came out in seven.

Barbara: That's... that's not good.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Jennifer: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Carol: You say “you people” as if you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got some news for you. You’re already on the Christmas card.

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[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: Hey what's up, Winter?

Winter: Why are you naked in my pool?

Qrow: I'm naked?

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: 50% off

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Nie Huaisang: And then you just take out your trusty lockpick...

*gunshot*

Nie Huaisang: …and you’re in!

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