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Jonathan: Are we going to be okay?
Geoffrey: No. You're in a relationship with me. Nothing is going to be okay.
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Rooster: You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?
Hangman: *smirks* I'd be prepared to lose a few with you.
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dick-helmet-magneto · 8 months
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Erik: I wasn't expecting guests and old girlfriends- Charles: She wasn't really- Moira: No, not really it was just one night. Charles: Yeah. Erik: That's how you did it, isn't it? Yep.
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Michiru: I honestly don't think you could tie your shoes without me. Akira: I'd make it a week. Michiru: Really? What's your social security number? Akira: Akira: Five.
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shadow-coolness · 7 days
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*Someone calls Ken asking for Spanner*
Ken: Spanner? I’ll call him.
*Ken puts on his Spanner mask*
Spanner: Yo!
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You don't have to be like me, but you can be more and you just don't see it.
Jack Frost to Pitch
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Chloe: I honestly don’t think you could even tie your own shoes without me.
Lucifer: I’d make it a week.
Chloe: Really? What’s your social security number?
Lucifer: …
Lucifer: Five.
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novelist-becca · 2 years
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“Honestly, I hate working here, they are so weird.”
- a coven scout surrendering to Eda
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incorrectsteoquotes · 2 years
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Stiles: Have you lost even an hour of sleep over ruining our lives?
Theo: I’m down to lose a few with you,
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Merlin to a visiting noble: I do anything and everything that King Arthur requires—including occasionally taking out the trash.
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incorrectjag · 10 months
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*during Mr Rabb Goes to Washington*
Mac: I need you…
Christopher Ragle: I need you too. That’s what I’ve been trying to say-
Mac: To leave. Now!
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incorrect-snkquotes · 3 months
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Chizuru: Are we gonna be okay?
Iori: No. You're in a relationship with me. Nothing is going to be okay.
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your-incorrect-quotes · 4 months
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A: I honestly don’t think you could even tie your own shoes without me.
B: I’d make it a week.
A: Really? What’s your social security number?
B: ...
B: Five.
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romanoffshouse · 6 months
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[Natasha speaking Russian]
Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.
Tony: You speak Russian?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"
Y/N: She says it a lot.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.
Clint: What does that mean?
Natasha: His father was a slut too.
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rxmqnova · 2 months
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Tony: So, are you two dating now?
Y/N & Natasha: Yes.
Tony: Why?
Y/N: I happen to find Natasha very appealing.
Tony: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Natasha.
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