i listened to taylor swift while drawing jason because i figured if he wasnt a fictional character he would’ve appreciated it
Pikachu: “I know what’s happening. I’m finally hydrated, and it’s unlocking my brain’s full potential. It’s too much for me. I’m ‘Limitless’-ing.”
Tim: “I don’t think water makes you jittery.”
Pablo: “It does if it’s laced with caffeine.”
Pikachu: “You dosed my water?”
Pablo: “You just drank 960 cups of coffee.”
Pikachu: “Oh, that esprains why I no talk butter.” [gasp] “Me having stirk?”
Pablo, laughing: “Good luck solving that case!”
Pikachu: [takes another sip]
Tim: “Why would you drink more?!”
Pikachu: “My brain wants its fast juice!”
Natasha: Are you doing okay? Are you scared?
Carol: I’m scared you won’t let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame.
Natasha: You’re right, I will not let you do that.
Lapis: Garnet, I’m gonna need your knife.
Garnet: That is not happening.
Lapis: Fine, I’ll use my own.
Pearl: Where’d you get that?!
Lapis: Vending machine at a rest stop.
Quinn: We didn’t understand why people cared so much about their dumb friends until we got a dumb friend ourself.
Santana: We’ve only had Brittany for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this school and then myself.
Maddie: Don’t try to win me over with your use of the word ‘twas.
Abigail: ‘Twasn‘t trying to.
Julian: Two bottles of vodka. Is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet six-drink Alison?
Alison: Six-drink Alison? What does that mean?
Julian: It’s the pinnacle of the Cooper drunkenness scale. One drink, Alison’s a little spacey. Two drinks: Loud Alison. Three drinks: Alison dance pants. Four-drink Alison is a bit of a pervert. And five-drink Alison is weirdly confident. But I’ve never seen six-drink Alison.
Zila, after the Squad’s first day:
Smoke: I was detained once by Taylor Swift’s security team, but that was a misunderstanding.
Smoke: She’s probably gonna write a song about me.
Gryffindor: What’s up with your hands?
Hufflepuff: I touched poison oak. Madam Pomfrey says I have to keep my hands bandaged for a week so I don’t scratch them.
Gryffindor: How did it happen?
Hufflepuff: I had a badass fight and used the poison for my advantage.
Gryffindor: Okay, now the truth.
Hufflepuff: I was on a hike at the forest and I went off trail to pick a little flower.
Gryffindor: There it is.
Helen: We need to get to the hospital fast!
Rick: Then I should drive.
Rick: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
Helen: Okay then.
[Smash cut - Rick is at the wheel, the seafood van is careening down the highway. In the distance, sirens]