#source: brookyln nine nine

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Party Games

Sero: Battle axe!

Kirishima: Upper cut.

Kaminari: [proudly] Disembowelment.

Bakugou: [weirded out] Guys! I was a baby. My first word was “dada”.

#sero hanta #kirishima eijirou #kaminari denki #bakugou katsuki #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #submission #littlemissrainhoe #source: brookyln nine nine #aksdgjhdklsfhjhdlsjkf --mod kiri

[smh0217]

Blake: Come on, Weiss, the math thing isn't the problem. Night shift's keeping you and Jaune apart. You two just need to bone.

Ruby, with a horrified expression:!!!

Weiss:... What did you say?

Ruby: Don't say it again.

Blake: I said you two need to bone.

Ruby: *whimpers*

Weiss: How... dare you, Blake Belladonna! I am your teammate!

Weiss,shouting in the doorway: BONE!

Weiss,sternly in front of Blake and Ruby: What happens in my bedroom, Blake, is none of your business.

Weiss, shouting in the doorway: BOOOOOOOOOONEE!

Weiss,calmly in front of Blake and Ruby: Don't ever speak to me like that again.

#RWBY #Ruby Rose #Weiss Schnee #Blake Belladonna #Jaune Arc #RWBY White Knight #Weiss Schnee x Jaune Arc #Jaune Arc x Weiss Schnee #source: Brookyln Nine Nine #incorrect rwby quotes

[totallynotincorrectsepticquotes]

Anti: Don't be late, or I'll slit your throats! Hahahahah-

Schneep: You don't have to fake laugh, we know you mean it

#source: brookyln nine nine #totallynotincorrectsepticquotes #incorrect jacksepticeye quotes #incorrect quotes #jse #jse egos #septic egos #jacksepticeye #schneeplestein #antisepticeye

[superdogbiter]

Aziraphale:*Calls Crowley home phone*

Crowley,voicemail:”It’s Crowley phone,leave me a voicemail.I won’t check it since it’s not 1993″

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #source: brookyln nine nine

[unsureavenger]

Happy Pride Month!

*after Tony comes out to the Avengers*

Clint: Bye, Tony!

Clint:

Clint: I mean, not bi but bye.

Clint: I mean, see you!

Clint: Have fun only having sex with women! Just, banging girls left and right!

Tony:

Steve: *sighs*

#tony stark #steve rogers #source: brookyln nine nine #the avengers #clint barton #natasha romanov #bruce banner #thor #pride #stony #stevetony #bisexual #iron man #captain america #hawkeye #black widow #hulk #superhusbands #superfamily #marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-sandersides-happenings]

Roman: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and i'm winning.

#roman sanders #sanders sides #source: brookyln nine nine #sanders sides incorrect quotes

[bauboysclub]

Garcia, after being shot: I wasn't hurt that badly.

Garcia: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal.

Garcia: That's where the blood is supposed to be.

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect criminal minds #penelope garcia #source: brookyln nine nine #incorrect quotes

[sishtastories]

[Grayson and Ethan are looking at Grayson’s and yours wedding photos]

Grayson: I remember, during the service (Y/N) was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words "I do". Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?

Ethan: That was you, Grayson. And no, I have not.

#grayson dolan #grayson dolan x reader #grayson dolan one shot #grayson dolan imagine #grayson dolan fluff #dolan twins #ethan dolan #incorrect dolan quotes #incorrect dolan twins quotes #incorrect grayson quote #source: brookyln nine nine

[incorrect-dangermouse-quotes]

Colonel K: Danger Mouse, I heard about the mission, well done!

Danger Mouse: Thanks, dad

Danger Mouse: Why is everyone staring at me?

Penfold: You just called the Colonel 'dad', you said "thanks, dad"

Danger Mouse: No I didn't, I said "thanks, man"

Colonel K: Do you see me as a father figure, DM?

Danger Mouse: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me

Professor Squawkencluck: Hey, show your father some respect!

#source: brookyln nine nine #danger mouse #incorrect danger mouse quotes #incorrect quote #colonel K #penfold #professor squawkencluck

[cosmichanako]

tanaka: i can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let us crash at your place

tsukishima: you people already know too much about me

nishinoya: i know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you’ll only let yamaguchi crash at your place.

#haikyuu!! #hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu headcanons #source : brookyln nine nine #tanaka ryuunosuke #tsukishima kei #yū nishinoya #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukiyama

[shipsssssssss]

Tony and Bucky arguing for a mission probably

Tony: Hey you should do this mission. I have to take care of Morgan

Bucky *deadpan*: Are you saying my life matters less because I dont conform to Society's heteronormative, child-centric ideals?

Tony: ...Are you seriously pulling the gay card right now?

Bucky: Yas Queen

Tony:

Bucky: *snaps fingers*

#tony lives #steve doesnt go back probably #buckys gay #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #tony start #morgan stark #bucky barnes #source: b99 #its from brookyln nine nine yall

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Oh, no. What if I see my reflection and fall in love with myself?

Aoyama Yuuga, a daily struggle

#aoyama yuuga #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #submission #littlemissrainhoe #source: brookyln nine nine

[doodlingotaku]

Happy Birthday Andy Samberg! Here's a painting made a while back. Hope you have a toit day 😎

@nbcbrooklyn99

#andy samberg #i love brookln 99 #brookyln nine nine fanfic #brooklyn nine nine #brookyln 99 #brooklyn99 #b99 #source: b99 #b99fandomevents #b99 fanfic #b99 fic #b99 art #b99 fanart #brooklyn nine nine fanart #brooklyn 99 fanart #jake peralta #jake peralta x amy santiago #rosa diaz #gina linetti #charles boyle #raymond holt #amy santiago #peraltiago #peraltiago fanart #detective peralta #happy birthday!

[totallynotincorrectsepticquotes]

Chase: Sadness is a powerful aphrodisiac

Marvin: What? No it isn't

Chase: Then why does everyone cry when they have sex?

#source: brookyln nine nine #totallynotincorrectsepticquotes #incorrect jacksepticeye quotes #incorrect quotes #jse #jse egos #septic egos #jacksepticeye #marvin the magician #chase brody

[sslyytherinns]

Slytherin: I’ve only known Huff for a day and a half... but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

#being the only slytherin in a friendship group of hufflepuffs #i feel this on a personal level #im collecting them #in the same way that will graham collects dogs #source: b99 #brookyln nine nine #hp textpost #hp fandom #hp text post #hp #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherpuff #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect house quotes #incorrect hp quotes #b99 #harry potter #hp headcanon #sslyytherinns

[incorrect-brooklyn99-quotes]

I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’d probably just feel at home there.

Captain Holt to Madeline Wentch

#brookyln nine nine #b99 #incorrect quotes #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #incorrect brooklyn nine nine #source: legends of tomorrow #Captain Raymond Holt #madeline wuntch