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[icarus-incorrect-quotes]

Gordon: honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

Tommy: [looks at the instructions on my ramen package] oh lore?

Benrey: lore on my ramen package call that uhhhhh flavor text

#incorrect quotes #hlvrai #source: tumblr #tommy coolatta #benrey #gordon feetman #source: candyredterezii

[cupcakes-are-ours]

marah: got a vibe check at claire's

kapri: how was it?

marah: i have three weeks to live

#power rangers #ninja storm #power rangers ninja storm #prns #marah and kapri #incorrect quotes #source: candyredterezii #zip it lj

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TEREZI: H3Y GUYS W4TCH TH1S

TEREZI, shouting across the room: YO K4N4Y4 WH4T TH4T MOUTH DO

KANAYA, not looking up from her book: All This Mouth Does Is Drink Blood And Tell Lies

#source: candyredterezii #<—-I wish that all my mouth does were that #but it also say dumb shit #n bite pens #lots of pens #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #transbianleviathan #mod saffron #terezi pyrope #kanaya maryam

[classpectingshitposts]

Time: aUGH MY FUCKING HOT POCKET NUTTED ON ME

Light: Have you consider never using that phrase ever again?

Time: Look man, my hot pocket dumped its load onto me, what the fuck else am I supposed to say?

Life: “Well shoot, some of the sauce from my hot pocket spilled onto me”

Life: “I suppose I’ll head off to the faucet to wash this off, and perhaps change my clothing”

Time:

#source: candyredterezii #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect classpect quotes #incorrect classpecting quotes #incorrect quotes #homestuck #hs #aspect #classpect #time #light #life #...yeah man I gotta side with time on this one #it’s really inconvenient when your hot pocket decides to spill its juices onto you #...haha that sounded so weird and I hate myself #mod astrid

[beholdthemem]

[Travis is over at Maple's house, in theory to work on a project, in practice because he doesn't want to be at home and she's the only person besides Sal who will tolerate him. They're eating together at the kitchen table, occasionally glancing over at the posterboard they've been ignoring before going back to food.]

Travis(Suddenly breaking the silence for the first time in twenty minutes, making Maple jump): SHIT!

Maple(Trying to get her heart rate back down to normal): NyearshswwWHAT?? Why are you yelling??

Travis(Gesturing at his shirt, now decorated with hot pocket filling): MY FUCKING HOT POCKET NUTTED ON ME.

Maple(Closing her eyes and massaging her temples as Travis goes to the sink to clean up): Trav...

Travis(Turning on the faucet): Don't fucking call me that.

Maple(Ignoring him): Have you perhaps considered never using that exact phrasing ever again? Please?

Travis(Indignantly, as he stretches the stained part of his shirt over the sink to blast with water directly): My hot pocket dumped its hot load on me, how the fuck else am I supposed to phrase it?!

Maple(Flatly, staring skyward for patience): "Well shoot, some of the sauce from my Hot Pocket™-"

Travis: Did you just make the trademark symbol with your mouth?

Maple: "Spilled onto me. I suppose I'll head over to the faucet and wash the sauce off. Perhaps a change of clothing is in order as well. Drat, this really ruined my day."

[Travis shuts off the faucet and stares at her in silence, dripping water onto the floor.]

Travis: ...the day I talk like that is the day I hope you fucking shoot me.

#sally face #travis phelps #maple cohen #sal fisher #source: candyredterezii

[licoriceblackaliceangel]

Can you copy and paste the rules please? I'm on mobile so I can't really see them.

Sure thing!

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The mun is over 18, so if that makes you uncomfortable thats okay! no need to interact and if you need me to unfollow or etc no worries!’ However this blog is currently 16+. If you are below that age range I rather you not follow or interact (Sorry!)

DO NOT FOLLOW if you follow normal DNF criteria (i.e; homophobic, transphobic, racist, terf, ship any incest or pedophilia, etc etc..)

This blog is semi-selective and I generally prefer to RP with mutuals, but I will gladly be open to non-mutuals. However just know I have a right to not want to RP with you or your muse.

Totally fine with OCs/Crossovers/AU’s (However, for OC characters I may be selective, and would prefer if you have a bio of your OC somewhere on your blog where I can see.)

I will NOT rp with personal blogs, sorry! I’m fine with personal blogs sending in asks or responding to ask memes, or if they want to go on anon and pretend to be a canon muse to interact with Alice. However, any actual threads are strictly for RP blogs.

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#long post #Anonymous #Interviews (Ask)