Cassandra Cain: What are you doing?
Stephanie Brown: [tangled in Wii nunchucks] I’m in the middle of my workout session.
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Roy: We’re having another moment, aren’t we?
Olivier Mira Armstrong: If by “moment” you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are. Though, maybe I’m just too tired to want to strangle anyone at the moment.
Roy:
Roy: Y’know what? I’ll take it.
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Tick: What are you doing?
Arthur: [tangled in Wii nunchucks] I’m in the middle of my workout session.
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Lister: Yeah, I’m a slut.
Lister: A slut for love and affection. Please care about me.
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Remus: Deceit! Wake up!
Deceit, annoyed: What?
Remus: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Deceit:
Deceit: What the fuck, Remus.
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Tony: I am lost for words!
Peter: *Narrating* Despite being lost for words, Mr. Stark yelled at me for the next ten minutes.
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roman: hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
logan: what is wrong with you? you’re a hazard to yourself.
virgil: and a coward. do twenty.
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Logan: I’m Roman Sanders’ emergency contact.
Nurse: So you’re here to pick him up?
Logan: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.
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Zayn: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.
Harry, drinking a sandwich: Why
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Alexander: Life’s a party and I’m the piñata.
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Sam: I am lost for words!
Gabriel, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Sam yelled at me for the next ten minutes.
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Taeyong : I am lost for words!
Jaehyun, narrating : Despite being lost for words, Taeyong yelled at me for the next ten minutes.
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Sweden: Denmark, wake up!
Denmark: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out.
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Mario: You have beautiful eyes.
Toni: Thanks, I need them to see.
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Jack: Money absolutely does not buy happiness.
Larry: Well, you're probably just spending it wrong. Give it to me and I'll show you how it's done.
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Roman: There is nothing worse than death.
Virgil: I can think of a lot of things worse than death.
Virgil: Losing Patton.
Virgil: Patton getting hurt.
Roman: Virgil-
Virgil: GETTING SEPARATED FROM PATTON!
Roman: Virg-
Virgil: Wearing crocs.
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