Draco: Hey, can I go out with Harry tonight?
Pansy: Whatever, okay? I’m not your mother
Draco: Okay *runs out of the room*
Pansy: CURFEW IS AT 9!
Draco: I know!
Laen: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Leo: Even more humiliating than-
Laen: Let’s not do this.
Laen: Look, I don’t know who put you in charge of this team.
Moirah: Hey, I made this team what it is.
Leo: Not fun anymore?
Anyone: …You and your husband.
Donna: Oh we’re not together. So not a couple…never ever.
Ten: Wow, you seemed pretty insulted by that…what? I’m not good enough for you?
Donna: *Eye roll* We are not having this conversation again!
Cloud: You idiot!
Seifer: [After losing a struggle match] I’m sure you’re right but why?!
Roger: It hurts my Roger’s apple!
Brian: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man!
Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*
James: Everybody, there’s someone I’d like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody
Remus: Oh god, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these
Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!
Fenton: You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?
Gyro: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
(You’re lucky, this is my last one. It appears to be missing its pricetag, though, so I’ll give it to you for the low, low price of free)
Lafayette Everything’s going to be fine! It’s just a crush-
Angelica, entering the room: Hello, Laf
Lafayette: I love you
PhantomGirl: So the hairdresser arrives at noon tomorrow-
SunBoy: Great, and while you’re doing that, I’ll check in on the ring bear!
PhantomGirl: I’m sorry, you’re saying ring bearER, right?
PhantomGirl: Okay, look into my eyes and say, “I promise I’m not bringing a dangerous, wild animal to my best friends’ wedding.”
Theo: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Søren! I have loving feelings for Søren. But does that mean I am IN love with them? No–
Theo: Oh my god, I’m in love with Søren.
Theo, to her Shadows: Why didn’t you guys tell me?
Heron: We thought you knew.
Sirius: You idiot!
Fenrir: *scared* I’m sure you’re right, but why!?