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Clara: If there's one thing I've learned from you, it's that I should do what I think is right and not worry about the consequences.
12: Yeah, it's worked out great for me.
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incorrect-losers · 17 days
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Stan: Are you out of your mind?!
Eddie: As a former psychiatric patient
Eddie: I take offense to that terminology
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Karai: Why do people think I’m incapable of doing anything nice? April: Experience.
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expectiations · 3 months
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The Doctor: River, that was a stop sign.
River: I'll stop twice on the way back.
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incorrect-malfoys · 2 months
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Lucius: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice?
Bellatrix: Experience
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Wesker: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice?
Chris: Experience.
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cyber-streak-2 · 3 months
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Prowl: Why do people think I’m incapable of doing anything nice?
Bumblebee: Experience.
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imdefyingmavity · 4 months
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Julian: It's okay, Cap. We know you're gay and there's no need to hide it.
Captain: Ridiculous! Why I'm as heterosexual as the two of you!
Julian & Robin:
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Sam: If things go wrong, I just want you to know-
Gabriel: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for me, everyone just kind of assumed
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dcau-incorrect-quotes · 5 months
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Oliver: Queen, i don’t think we’ve met.
Bruce: Bruce Wayne, i’ve heard your name
Oliver: Most people have, its also a noun.
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The Narrator: We were both wrong.
The Narrator: But not equally wrong. You were at least six times wronger than me.
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May: You drugged me?! Aida: You were yawning, so I put uppers in your coffee. If you're still yawning after that, then the yawning is a symptom- May: You don't know my medical history! You could've killed me! May: [yawns] Aida: Aha! You yawned! May: AHA! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!
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Chris: Before I go, I just want you to know —
Peter: If you’re gonna say that you’ve always been secretly gay for me, everyone just kind of assumed.
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autisticzenitsu · 3 months
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Giyuu: Am I weird?
Tengen: Yeah, but you're hot, so it's easier to put up with.
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Gabriel, arms crossed: Why do people think I’m incapable of doing anything nice?
Nathalie, not looking up from her tablet: Experience.
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george-the-pumpkin · 1 year
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George [to Lockwood]: If you want her back, either tell her or, better yet, shut up. And cry yourself to sleep like everyone else.
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