#source: ice age

[fanby-fckry]

Egg Boi: Were you killed, Bossman?

Sir Pentious: Sssadly yes…

Sir Pentious: But I lived!

#source: ice age #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #egg bois #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #fanby’s fuckery #hazbin spoilers

[aotearoa20]

Beren: What's that sound?

Finrod: Its the wind. Its speaking to us

Beren: What's it saying?

Finrod: Dont know. Dont speak wind

Beren:

Finrod. My cousin does! but he mad at me so we cant ask him :(

#finrod #finrod felagund #beren #silmarillion #tolkien #incorrect silmarillion quotes #source: ice age

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Conan, talking about his trip to Singapore: You won't believe what we did on this trip.

Haibara: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you were "sleepwalking".

Conan: Oh, no. We burned half the country.

Haibara: That was going to be my second guess.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #edogawa conan #haibara ai #kaito kid #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: ice age

[ladymiraclewings]

Emily: Were you killed?! Sir Pentious: Sadly yes. But I lived!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #emily #sir pentious #source: ice age

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Kate, staring at Natasha crushing on Wanda*

Kate: Oh ho! I know what you got! The “L” word…

Clint: Yeah! Leprosy!

Kate: No, Clint, no. Starts with “L” ends with “E”

Clint: Aha! Lice!

Natasha: …

Kate, facepalming: I can’t believe you are my mentor…

#incorrect quote mcu #wandanat #mama spider #mama nat #nat is kate's mom #malen’kiy yastreb #kate bishop #clint barton #natasha romanoff #source: ice age

[middleearthmistress]

Pippin: Aragorn, who do you like more? Me or Merry?

Aragorn: Merry.

Merry: Ha! Told you!

Boromir: Aragorn, you can't choose between your kids.

Aragorn: He's not my kid. He's not even my pet. If I had a dog and my dog had a kid and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Pippin.

Pippin: Aragorn, can I have a dog?

Aragorn: No.

Pippin: Boromir, can I have a dog?

Boromir: Of course you can.

Aragorn: Boromir, we have to be consistent with them.

#incorrect lotr quotes #source: ice age #the fellowship of the ring #aragorn #boromir #pippin took #merry brandybuck

[incorrect-malfoys]

Draco: That was fun

Draco: Except for those six or seven times when I thought we were going to die

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #draco malfoy #source: ice age

[waterfire1848]

[ Zuko watching Sokka’s plan during the Boiling Rock. ]

Zuko: You’re an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?

#incorrect quotes #source: ice age #zuko #sokka #zukka #avatar the last airbender

[starlitangels]

David, nervous, looking at Angel across the way early in their relationship: You really think they’re the person for me?

Asher: Oh yeah! They’re tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all

Asher, drawing a heart in the air with both hands: They “complete” you

#source: Ice Age #redacted asmr #redacted audio #Redacted Asher #Redacted David #Redacted Angel #David Shaw #Asher Talbot #redacted incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: So you think Kate’s the girl for me?

Eloise: Oh yeah. She’s tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all. She completes you.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #kanthony #anthony x kate #kate sharma #bridgerton siblings #source: ice age

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Donnie: I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. Maybe I’m coming down with something.

Mikey: Oh, ho-ho, I know what you’ve got. The L-word.

Leo: Yeah, leprosy.

Mikey: No, Leo, no. It’s four letters, starts with L, ends with E.

Leo: Aha! Lice.

Mikey: No.

#source: ice age #my stuff #rottmnt donnie x reader #tmnt donnie x reader #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #michaelangelo #leonardo #donatello #incorrect rottmnt quotes #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“That was fun... Except for those six or seven times when I thought we were gonna die.”

— Mikey, at some point

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: ice age #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: So, you think Kuroba's the guy for me?

Sonoko: Oh, yeah. He's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. He completes you!

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: ice age

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lockwood: What’s that sound?

Lucy: It’s the wind, it’s speaking to us.

Lockwood: What’s it saying?

Lucy: I don’t know. I don’t speak wind.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood and co quotes #incorrect lockwood and co #lockwood and co #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #source: ice age

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Dick: *Jumps a large gap with ease*

Robin!Tim: Wow! I wish I could jump like that!

Jason: Wish granted! *Picks him up and throws him across* YEET!

#source: Ice Age #dc #dc characters #jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood #the red hood #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect Jason Todd #incorrect Red Hood #incorrect Dick Grayson #incorrect Nightwing #incorrect Tim Drake #Robin!Tim #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect batbros #batboys #batbros #batbrothers #Dickie Bird #Timbo #jaybird

[lassieposting]

[Sneaking into alt!Mevolent's palace]

Skulduggery: Saracen, take point. Dexter, watch our flank.

Skug, poking alt!Nef in the chest: You, watch the door.

Alt!Nef, scowling: Why do I have to be the door-watcher?

Skug, taking hold of him by the shirtfront and dragging him closer, on his last nerve: Because this godforsaken mission was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.

Alt!Nef, leaning backwards: ...why else?

Skug, practically snarling: NOW, NEFARIAN.

#skulduggery pleasant #incorrect sp #source: ice age #nefarian serpine #skug