Peter: Well, that was enterprising.
Stiles: ...
Talia: Don’t look too pleased with yourself. When Peter says “enterprising” he really means “morally deficient.”
Peter: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now, that’s something I would have done."
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Skai: It isn't against the law to be an idiot.
Cassie: Lucky for you.
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Y/n: They are not hideous.
Kol, blinking at them: What?
Y/n: Damon and Stefan. They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.
Kol: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.
Y/n, snorting: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Kol Mikaelson?
Kol: Mauve.
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Incorrect Quote
Y/N: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Jason, signing: No, I don't think you can because you're in a wedding dress.
Jason: For the record I don't think Freddy could fight in that dress either.
Freddy: Maybe not, but I'd make a radiant bride.
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Kol, in a doorway: Ah, having your annual 'everyone thinks Kol is a lunatic' meeting, are you?
Elijah: It's biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.
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Karlach: He’s hideous!
Tav: He’s not actually.
Karlach: What? Who?
Tav: Lord Enver Gortash. He’s actually quite attractive.
Karlach: I was referring to the pitch black inner depths of his soul.
Tav: And what color is your soul, Karlach?
Karlach: …Mauve.
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The way this format can apply to the villains in each trilogy means a lot to me:
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William: As it is everyone thinks Sel’s a lunatic-
Sel: Ah, having your annual everyone-thinks-Sel-is-a-lunatic meeting?
William: It’s biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.
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Alec: It’s the gift that keeps giving!
Will: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!
Jem: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!
Annabel: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
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Jem to Will: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.
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*jem and tessa talking*
*jem phone buzzes*
jem: oh, it's will
jem: he's upset with benedict and tatiana
jem: *buzz* and gabriel
jem: *buzz* and gideon
jem: *buzz* and the clave
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Magnus: Why do you all still live together? You obviously hate each other.
Gabriel: We don’t all hate each other, we just all hate Will.
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Lucy: Do you care about more about the plan being enacted or about getting credit for it?
George: The second one.
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Charles: As it is, everyone thinks Erik is a lunatic-
Erik: Ah, having your annual everyone-thinks-Erik-is-a-lunatic meeting?
Raven: It's biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.
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James: is Alastair sleeping or dead?
Matthew: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Thomas: Yeah, so did I.
Alastair: Okay, first of all, fuck you-
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The Infernal Devices textpost
Gabriel: "You really are campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?"
Will: "As defending champion, are you nervous?"
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