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[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Batman: Did you take care of the guard?

Robin!Jason: Yeah! Dick told me to distract him but I thought that would take too long.

Flashback

Robin: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Robin: *chloroforms guard

Flashback end

Batman: What? He’s gonna wake up in like three hours?!

Robin: It was either that or push him out the window. You disapproved the last time I did that.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: So, what, the salt was plan B? Wizard: No, no, that's, ah, that's plan M. Sorcerer: Don't I die in plan M? Wizard: Yeah, usually. Sorcerer: What you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in? Wizard: C, F, and M through Q. Sorcerer: C, that's a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Bard die in? Wizard: None. And Fighter none. And Rogue… nnehh. So there is a plan where Fighter comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to their mouth- Fighter : Ooh! I'd look so cool with a scar! Rogue: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let's-let's rewind--you skipped past me! You skipped past me. Wizard: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it's evolving. Rogue: Okay, that's creepy. Don't you think that's creepy? They're planning my death.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Karai saved my life. Twice! Karai: Once. And a half. April: How do you half save someone's life? Karai: I was the one that was sent to kill him, so I figure that only counts as half, right? April: That actually makes sense.

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[crybabycunt]

Kate: Did you hear about this? The Tracksuit Mafia are dropping people from 20 feet? It's unbelievable.

Yelena: I know, right? Twenty feet. Walk it off.

Kate: Yelena, you do know that normal people just don't "walk off" a 20 foot fall, right?

Yelena: So, all those times I pushed guys off a building, and they were all, 'AAAHHHH!,' they weren't just being funny?

Kate: No.

Yelena: Huh, I thought it was funny.

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[the-black-bulls]

Asta: Noelle saved my life. Twice!

Noelle: Once. And a half.

Yuno: How do you half save someone's life?

Noelle: I was the one who accidentally threw him off the cliff before saving him, so I figure that only counts as half, right?

Yuno: Huh.

Yuno: That actually makes sense.

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[incorrectgotgquotes]

Nebula: You bought me a gift?

Rocket: I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… I obtained.

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2506

It's not a very secure prison. (Dialogue from Leverage.)

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[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab anyone

Narcissa: And we are so proud of you

Draco: No-stabbing Wednesdays. New tradition

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: You bought us gifts?

Yelena: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.

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[nixster627]

Burial Mounds Days

Lan Wangji: That brain of yours is very very sexy.

Wei Wuxian: Oh, than you very much. How about the rest of me?

Lan Wangji: It's a little beat up, but...it has its charm.

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[incorrect-wolf-pack]

Sam: Going to Plan B?

Jacob: Technically this would be Plan G.

Seth: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Jacob: Yeah, but Sam dies in Plan M.

Leah: I like Plan M.

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[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Black Mask: That’s it! I’ve had it!

Black Mask: I don’t care who, but I need someone to go kill the Red Hood! Tonight! I’ll pay ‘em when he’s dead!

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*later

Black Mask: *cell phone rings

Black Mask: What?

Red Hood: Why are you sending second rate thugs to try and kill me?

Red Hood: *now addressing the thug he’s holding against a wall by his neck

Red Hood: Look, if I’m not honest with you, you won’t improve.

Red Hood: *addressing Black Mask again

Red Hood: Send someone better next time, you cheap fuck.

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: You do realize that stunt you pulled defines "out of control"? Paladin: I just wanted you to see that I would never put any of you at risk if I wasn't willing to take the same chances myself. Cleric: I love how you think that's comforting.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: You do realize that stunt you pulled defines "out of control"?

Casey: I just wanted you to see that I would never put any of you at risk if I wasn't willing to take the same chances myself.

April: I love how you think that's comforting.

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[darkfaegaming]

Keyleth: "Going to Plan B?

Vax: "Technically, that would be Plan G."

Keyleth: "How many plans do we have? Is there a Plan M?"

Vax: "Yeah, Scanlan dies in Plan M."

Vex: "I like Plan M!"

Original conversation from Leverage

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[the-black-bulls]

[Two men chasing after a scared girl and she runs into Zora and Nero]

Stranger: We're magic knights and that young lady is in our custody!

Zora, laughing: Oh, see you made two mistakes. First, you flashed that Magic Knight card at me. Second, you spilled her coffee.

Nero, covered in coffee: [proceeds to chase and beat the shit out of the magic knights]

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