#source: monsters inc

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?

Selina: What did you say?

Bruce: I said—

Bruce: *sees Clark gesturing outside the window*

Bruce: Superman?

Selina: Superman?

Bruce: No! No, that's not what I was going to say!

Selina: Bruce, you're not making any sense.

Bruce: I mean, sure, he's handsome, he's rugged, but–

Bruce: I have to go.

#source: monsters inc #bruce wayne #batman #selina kyle #catwoman #clark kent #superman #batcat #justice league #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Robin: Hey, guys! Come quick! We made the news!

Impulse, Superboy, Wonder Girl, & Secret: (rush to the TV)

Impulse: Oh! Oh! Did they get me in the shot?! How do I look?!

(They all see Robin, Superboy, Wonder Girl, Secret, and a red and white blur fighting bank robbers on the screen)

Impulse: (shocked) ... I don't believe it...

Secret: Oh, Bart, I am so sorry-

Impulse: (excited) I was on TV!!!

#incorrect comic book quotes #young justice comics #robin #tim drake #impulse #bart allen #superboy #conner kent #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #secret #greta hayes #source: monsters inc

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Booster Gold: I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should marry myself.

#source: monsters inc #justice league #dc comics #dcau #justice league unlimited #jlu #dc #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics #booster gold #michael jon carter

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: I am so romantic sometimes, I think I should marry myself

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #ben hanscom #source: monsters inc

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Home: Alright, where is my resident, you little cretin?

Frank: Okay, first of all, it's cree-tin, if you're going to threaten me, do it properly.

#source: monsters inc #Home (welcome home ARG) #Frank Frankly #Wally Darling #(sort of) #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[waterfire1848]

[ Ty Lee took Momo. ]

Azula: Fluffy? What’s Fluffy?

Ty Lee: That’s what I decided to call him. Is there a problem?

Azula: Ty, you’re not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me-

[ Sees Mai staring at her. ]

#incorrect quotes #source: monsters inc #Ty lee #azula #atla #tyzula #Mai

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Ace: So I said, "If you talk to me like that again, we're through."

Deuce: Oh! What did he say?

Ace: You know Riddle. He used his unique magic on me.

#twisted wonderland #ace trappola #deuce spade #incorrect quotes #source: monsters inc

[movietimegirl]

Lyle: Oh, now I just sanitize those!! It's okay, it's all right. As long as he doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay.

Spider: *Sneezes directly in Lyles's face*

Lyle: AHHH! *Lyle freaks, accidentally spraying disinfectant into his eyes*

Lyle: AAHHHHHHHHHHH!

#spider socorro #recom lyle wainfleet #lyle wainfleet #miles spider socorro #Spider is sick and is spreading to everyone #incorrect avatar quotes #avatar 2 #avatar quaritch #avatar the way of water #avatar spider #incorrect quotes #source: monsters inc

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Soldier: WHERE IS THE STOLEN INTEL, YOU CHEESE EATING CRETIN?

Spy: Okay first of all, it is pronouced cree-tin. If you must threaten me, do it properly.

#submission #source: monsters inc #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 soldier #soldier #spy #incorrect tf2 quotes #thank you for the submission!

[zootopiathingz]

Bowser: I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should marry myself.

#would probably be better for everyone else #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #incorrect quotes #incorrect mario quotes #bowser #source: monsters inc

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Tim: *Bout Damian* I think I have a plan here: Usin mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.

Jason: Spoons?

Tim: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.

#source: monsters inc #dc #dc characters #jason todd #red hood #jason peter todd #the red hood #Tim Drake #red robin #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect red robin #incorrect red hood quotes #incorrect red hood #incorrect jason todd #incorrect tim drake #DC Tim Drake #dc red robin #dc jason todd #dc red hood #Timbo #jaybird

[djtitus921]

Who is the prettiest woman in Ylisse?

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #nintendo #fe awakening #chrobin #f!robin #lucina x inigo #lucinigo #henry x olivia #henlivia #fe13 #fe lucina #fe inigo #source: monsters inc

[ladymiraclewings]

Inosuke Hashibira: Listen here, you little CRETin- Uzui Tengen: First of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're gonna insult me, at least do it properly.

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: monsters inc #inosuke hashibira #uzui tengen

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

Bad Guy: Listen here, you little CRETin–

Phryne: First of all, it’s ‘cree-tin’. If you’re going to insult me, at least do it properly.

#source: monsters inc #miss fisher’s murder mysteries #phryne fisher

[therighthandofvengeance]

Londo: and leaving the door open is the worst mistake any Centauri can make because..?

Vir: it could let in a draft?

Londo: it could let in a Narn!

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #londo mollari #vir cotto #source: monsters inc #ms. flint #bile #henry j waternoose

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

If the town of Home turns out to be a cult that kidnaps Welcome Home’s viewers:

Wally: I’m sorry, neighbour, but Home said I’m not allowed to fraternize with the victims of his evil plot.

#source: monsters inc #Wally Darling #Home (welcome home ARG) #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes