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incorrect-joker-out · 7 months
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bojan: now all of ljubljana knows I'm gay
kris: I thought everyone already knew that
(source: conversation with my friend)
kris is dragging bojan out of the closet by his ankles
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wintercorrybriea · 4 months
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rxmqnova · 24 days
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Y/N: *running towards Natasha with open arms*
Natasha: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
Natasha: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
Natasha: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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romanoffshouse · 22 days
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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*
Y/N: Do you like me?
Natasha: I MARRIED YOU
Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?
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reereeineedtopee · 4 months
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Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...
Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...
Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...
Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??
Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...
Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...
Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??
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dead-sane-stuff · 9 months
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* Damian telling some story*
Jason: That is such bullshit
Damian: NO IT IS NOT
Y/n: Jason, if Damian says it's true then who are we to believe otherwise
Jason: Oh Okay, but no one believes me when I say I beat the last level of Mortal Kombat.
Y/n: Because that's just ridiculous Jason, no one beats Sub-Zero or Kronika
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moonlit-midnight · 8 months
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TWST incorrect quotes
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Y/N, dressed formally: Do I look too dressed up?
Floyd: Are you sure you’re going to cheer up for a team?
Y/N: I had to attend some business today. That’s why I’m dressed like this
Y/N: What about you? 
Floyd, also dressed formally: I just wanted to make a good impression on you 
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Y/N [Bursts into Billy and Tommy's room.]: Who wants to make 20 bucks? 

Tommy: How? 

Y/N: I need someone to take the fall. 

Wanda, from the other side of the door: Oh, my God... 

Billy, horrified: What did you do? 

Y/N: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked. 

Wanda, getting a little louder: Oh, my God! 

Tommy: Make it 40. 

Y/N: Done. 

Wanda screaming: Oh, my God!!
Y/N whispering: You're a good son. [drags Tommy out by his collar.]
Y/N: I got him, honey! I got him! Don't worry.
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waltermis · 25 days
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Office
*Natasha walking pass Y/N*
Natasha: Hey Y/N, will you join me in Fury's office for a second?
Y/N *following Natasha*: Ohhh, private rendezvous huh? This whole 'trying to make a baby' thing has got you super freaky girl-
*Entering the office*
Y/N: Heeeyyy FuRY! *clears throat* What's up dude...!!
Fury: ...
Natasha: What did you think was happening??
Fury: She clearly thought you were gonna have secret sex in here...
Y/N: WHAt?! Inappropes much, Nick? *awkward chuckle*
Natasha: ...😏😏
Fury: Hey! Stop thinking of ideas!!
Natasha:
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tabooiart · 3 months
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i heard mariah!ethan and i blacked out and when i woke up this was in my drawing program. anyways lesbian ethan truthers rise up
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ralvezfanatic · 2 months
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Y/N, to Spencer while straddling his lap: Glasses stay on during sex.
Spencer, who was about to take his glasses off: Oh, um.. okay.
Y/N: Wait I meant that as in my glasses. I'm blind as fuck.
Spencer, slightly confused: Oh. *moves his hand to take his glasses off*
Y/N: Wait no, keep yours on too, they're super hot
Spencer, still confused and now flustered: ...
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wintercorrybriea · 8 months
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rxmqnova · 29 days
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Y/N: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Natasha: Making four accounts.
Y/N, tearing up: Really...?
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