#source: parks and recreation

[hopeinthebox]

What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

#annual lizzy day shitpost!!!!! crowd goes absolutely wild!!!!! #bringing incorrect bangtan back from the dead for the occasion #and seokjin took the hit because i'm missing him like a LIMB #but i WILL make more (weak threat) #now tagging some heroes of mine #userdimple #raplineuser #annietrack #usersky #heyryen #usermaggie #userkelli #dailybts #dailybangtan #textsfrombangtan #bts incorrectbangtan #incorrect quotes #source: parks and recreation #mark my worms i will release the reductress outtakes soon #taylor lyric mainly for kayla

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Percy: What are you doing?!

George: Burning these awful dress robes.

Percy: Those are mine! I wanted those back!

Fred: Well, frankly, you should have thought of that before we burned them.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: parks and recreation #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #percy weasley #george weasley #fred weasley #weasley twins #the weasleys

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Colin: More like WHO am I doing tonight.

Anthony: …

Colin: No one, I’m free. What’s up?

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #colin bridgerton #bridgerton brothers #source: parks and rec #source: parks and recreation

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Hunter: I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by the sound of a children's TV program called "Doc McStuffins." Hunter: There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.

#source: parks and recreation #incorrect quote #incorrect star wars quote #star wars #incorrect tbb quote #the bad batch #sergeant hunter

[incorrectrotgquotes]

North: A snow globe is not a toy, Jack.

Jack Frost: Anything’s a toy if you play with it.

#source: parks and recreation #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #north #nicholas st. north #jack frost #jackson overland frost #mine

[adastra121]

Kuras: So how long have you been sleeping with Leander? MC: What? Kuras: How long have you been sleeping with Leander? MC: That's disgusting. And wrong! I don't even get—Why would—I-I've never had sex. With anyone. Anywhere. It's none of your— You have— I— the nerve, the AUDACITY— Leander is my employee. Technically. Contractually. He and the Bloodhounds. A-And he is terrible face-wise. And how...How...do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with Leander, huh? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm. Check and mate. Kuras: ... MC: This is an OUTRAGE! WHO DO I CALL? Leander: *enters, kissing MC's cheek* Hey, love— MC: HEY, LEANDER! Leander: *notices Kuras* Hey! MC: Hey! Leander: Hey! MC: Hey! Leander: Hey, Kuras! Listen, you're just who I was looking for! Are you— did you forget the, um... *snaps fingers* Did you— Can—Can I get that thing? Can we just uhh...Did you bring it? Kuras: ... Leander: This isn't convincing. Kuras: It is not.

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved kuras #touchstarved leander #leander x mc #mc x leander #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec #source: parks and recreation

[incorrectuksies]

jack: that’s when i thought to myself, ‘don’t think, jack. act.’

katherine: so you weren’t thinking.

jack: not at all. i cannot emphasise enough how little i was thinking.

#jack kelly #katherine plumber #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: parks and recreation

[danganronpafakes]

Of all my classmates, Makoto is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against. Ugh, there I go getting all sappy.

Source: Parks and Recreation (“Smallest Park”)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #danganronpa: the animation #drthh #byakuya togami #source: parks and recreation

[pool-spidey]

We’re all thrilled!!

#incorrect spideypool quotes #source: parks and recreation #spideypool #wade wilson #peter parker #deadpool #the amazing spider-man #feat. blind al #feat. domino #feat. weasel #feat. dopinder #ryan reynolds #andrew garfield #leslie uggams #zazie beetz #t.j. miller #karan soni

[imdefyingmavity]

The Doctor: Jo, I'm here to rescue you from the Master.

Jo: Thank god, I thought I was going to be trapped in this cell he put me in forever.

Jo: *finishes hot meal, leaves bed made, puts book on shelf, turns stereo off, fireplace off, takes complimentary shampoo and chocolate*

Jo: Can we pass the gift shop on the way out? I've got a coupon to spend.

#incorrect classic who quotes #incorrect dw quotes #source: parks and recreation #jo grant #third doctor #the master #doctor who #classic who

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: I’m so sorry, I mostly have my stutter under control but this is very stressful

Bill: Please avoid my trigger words

Bill: clown, Georgie, sewer, death, boat, brother, sad, float, rain, quarry, missing, and Bill

Stan: 🤨

Ben: I am so sorry Bill

Bill: 😨

Ben: I’m sorry! So sorry

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #stan uris #stanley uris #ben hanscom #source: parks and rec #source: parks and recreation

[incorrect-sheith-quotes]

Shiro: I know you’re going to take this the wrong way, but can I talk to you for a second?

Keith: You can do anything to me for any number of seconds.

#sheith #shiro #keith #incorrect quotes #incorrect sheith quotes #incorrect voltron quotes #source: parks and recreation

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Hermione: What's wrong?

Harry: Quidditch practice is cancelled because of the storm.

Hermione: Well, the good news is, we can just call it a night and get a super early start on our homework tomorrow!

Ron: Ooh, that is great news! And, you know, now we might even have time for Boring Club! Do you know who the president of Boring Club is?

Hermione: ...Me?

Ron: Nope. You lost the election because your speech was too boring.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: parks and recreation #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hermione granger #the boy who lived #ron weasley #ronald weasley #romione #golden trio #quidditch

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: Here is my wall of inspirational women.

Daphne: Is that a picture of yourself?

Eloise: Yes, I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by myself.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #incorrect quotes bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #bridgerton sisters #source: parks and rec #source: parks and recreation

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Ellegaard: What's wrong? Ivor: Ugh, Soren cancelled our expedition because of the storm. Ellegaard: Well, the good news is, we can just call it a night and get a super early start tomorrow. Magnus: Ooh, that is great news! Magnus: And, you know, now we might even have time for Boring Club! Do you know who the president of Boring Club is? Ellegaard: Ellegaard: Me? Magnus: Nope. You lost the election because your speech was too boring.

#mcsm #mcsm ellegaard #mcsm ivor #mcsm magnus #source: parks and recreation

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Jack Frost: Well, I never thought I’d say this, but I think I know what’s going on in your head.

Pitch Black: Oh, well then welcome to the Terror Dome.

#source: parks and recreation #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #jack frost #jackson overland frost #pitch #pitch black #mine