#source: sanders sides

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: someone accused me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it’s fun and, crucially, very very easy

#source: sanders sides #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #regulus black #hogwarts #marauders headcanon #jegulus

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: Someone accused me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it’s fun and, crucially, very very easy.

#source: sanders sides #loki #loki incorrect quotes #loki laufeyson #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[owchie-wowchie]

Yoda: Like a big happy family, we are. The dad, I am and the mom, Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here? Ahsoka: They'll be saying I'm like the daughter but I'm not. I'll be the gay cousin Anakin: I'm the son, the hotshot, whose only dream is to be a star Dooku: I'm more like a fresh outta jail uncle Qui-Gon: And I'll be the sassy aunt... who talks shit about everyone

#star wars #disaster lineage #yoda #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #count dooku #qui gon jinn #incorrect star wars quotes #source: sanders sides

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Aww, we’re like a big happy family …and I’m the dad. Eddie’s the mom

Eddie: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here

Bill: I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the son...but I’m not. I’ll be the bisexual emo cousin

Mike: I’ll be the son, the hot shot… who’s only dream is to be a star

Bev: I feel like I’d be the fresh outta jail aunt

Stan: And I’m the sassy uncle....who talks shit about everyone

#and bens like and I’ll just be normal #(he’s so abnormal you guys) #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #stan uris #stanley uris #ben hanscom #reddie #source: sanders sides #source: thomas sanders

[resident-wof-expert]

Winter: What would you do if one day I came home with like, six scavengers?

Qibli:

Qibli: What's in the cage?

Winter: I think you already know.

#source: sanders sides #wof #wof incorrect quotes #wings of fire #wings of fire incorrect quotes #wof winter #wof qibli #qinter #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-slaytheprincess]

the narrator: that's ridiculous.

the contrarian: your mom is ridiculous.

the hero: okay, let's leave the mothers out of this, alright? especially considering neither of you have a mother.

#slay the princess #the narrator #voice of the contrarian #source: sanders sides

[lil-red-reaper]

Jaune: So you’ve never dated anyone?

Ruby: Nope.

Jaune: How??

Ruby, shrugging: I dunno. Never asked. Never got asked.

Jaune, under his breath: But you’re so beautiful..

Ruby: What?

Jaune: What?

#rwby #incorrect quotes #rwby incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect lancaster quotes #lancaster #rwby lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #jaune arc x ruby rose #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #source: sanders sides #i modified it a bit though lol

[alien-slushie]

Yamada: We're like a big happy family! And I'm the Dad! Aizawa is the Mom-

Aizawa: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Shinsou: I know you're going to say I'm the son, but I'm not! I'll be the Gay Emo Cousin!

Midoriya: I'll be the Son! The hotshot, who's only dream is...to be a hero!

Tensei: I feel like I'd be a Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.

Kayama: And I'm the Sassy Aunt. Who talks sh*t about everyone.

#source: thomas sanders #source: sanders sides #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #incorrect mha quotes #deku #midoriya izuku #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #kayama nemuri #shinsou hitoshi #iida tensei

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian: *trying to convince Jiang Cheng to flirt with a guy*

Jiang Cheng: We don’t even know if he’s gay.

Wei Wuxian: Ah but you’re ignoring one key thing!

Wei Wuxian: We don’t know if he’s NOT gay.

Jiang Cheng: You have used that argument on me far too many times.

#source: sanders sides #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #twin prides of yunmeng #twin dumbasses of yunmeng

[starlightshadowsworld]

Akutagawa: To Atsushi If you keep talking bad about yourself, I'm going to physically fight you.

#source: sanders sides #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #bsd sskk #shin soukoku #Bsd #bungou stray dogs

[incorrect-web-novels]

Seung Sama: You think you're stronger than the entire martial world, huh?

Cheongmyeong: I don't think I'm stronger than the entire martial world. I know I am.

#source: sanders sides #<-modified #this could also be geumryong jin before [spoilers] #seung sama #<-elder of the Zhongnan Sect #cheongmyeong #return of the mount hua sect #return of the blossoming blade #rotbb #cheong myeong #chung myung #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotbb quotes #incorrect return of the blossoming blade quotes #queue #my quotes

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

David: Shoot, even Max and I have been getting closer! The other day, he gave me half his sandwich. Max: I mistook him for a garbage can.

#cc david #cc max #camp camp #source: sanders sides

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: Alice and I are getting closer. The other day, she gave me half of her sandwich. Alice, whispering to Bree: I mistook him for a garbage can.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #selwyn kane #alice chen #bree matthews #source: sanders sides

[livelongandkeepstartrekkin]

Q: "I've taken this form because I didn't want to seem too... invasive." Picard: "You very much did not succeed."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #star trek #tng #q #star trek q #jean luc picard #source: sanders sides

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: I’m being upfront, I’m shooting straight- even though I’m gay

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #richie tozier #source: sanders sides

[resident-wof-expert]

Moon: Winter, you have to tell us that you love us too. It's only fair.

Winter: Can't it be like... like an understood thing or something?

Qibli: *gasp* You're implying that you love us!

Winter, blushing: What?! No! Shut up!!

#source: sanders sides #wof #wof incorrect quotes #wings of fire #wings of fire incorrect quotes #wof winter #wof qibli #wof moonwatcher #qinter #winterwatcher #moonbli #qinterwatcher #incorrect quotes