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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2586

(Dialogue from Santa Clarita Diet.)

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[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Erica: Stiles! Something bad happened! Stiles: I love that I never get a moment's peace. Stiles: Seriously. I'm not being sarcastic. I get bored easily.

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[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Dad, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird? Sheriff Stilinski: I promise. Stiles: So there’s this guy, De– Sheriff Stilinski, immediately: You can do better.

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[incorrect-kaishinshi]

[Some times after the Mystery Train]

Conan: I apologise for nearly getting you killed the last time we saw each other. That was wrong of me.

Haibara: Yeah, it happens.

KID: I mean... does it, though?

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[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin: When Nance and I went to the asylum–

Steve: Don't say "asylum". It sounds like you went to the 19th century.

Robin: Okay. Well. When we were at the... time-out resort...

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shredder: I am not a murderer. Okay, technically I am. Not even technically. Literally. But I refuse to be defined by the ONE time I murdered somebody!

Shredder: Okay, it was more than one.

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[wisefoxluminary]

Allan: Maybe you didn’t hear, Weird Barbie, but Ken and I are best friends now. Right, Ken?

Ken: Yes. We are best friends now.

Weird Barbie: Thank god. This “will they, won’t they” thing has been going too long.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Lila: If I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?

Natasha: I promise.

Lila: So, there’s this guy at schoo—

Natasha: You can do better.

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[blue-cobalt]

“I’m not saying all my problems were caused by bad parenting, but five therapists have said exactly that.” - Kyoya Ootori, probably

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[inc0rrect-chaos]

Felicity: are you ready to go see our friend who got struck by lightning?

Oliver: yeah and Barry’s not my friend, we just work together, and I occasionally hang out with him and comfort him when he cries.

Oliver: oh shit, we’re friends.

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[lesbian-deadpool]

Kate: How did Yelena beat us here? We took the carpool lane.

Clint: Maybe she did too.

Kate: But she’s just one person.

Clint: Maybe she did it anyway.

Kate: But that’s $491 a ticket!

Clint: That’s why we have to stop her. She’s out of control!!

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[juminhandfs]

“I’m not saying all my problems were caused by bad parenting, but five therapists have said exactly that.”

Jumin, probably after marrying MC.

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[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles: Guys, our pack is in trouble. Remember when Derek and I went to the Preserve on our date?

Scott: ... Oh my god, you're pregnant.

Stiles: Yes, and it's triplets. I'm naming them Hey, Idiot, and Pay attention.

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[incorrectlco]

Lucy: What do you say we forget the bomb flares and have some real fun today?

Lockwood: I’m not doing cocaine, Lucy.

Lockwood: I just have a feeling I would be unbearable.

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[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Genta: School just seems so meaningless now. Seriously. "Trigonometry". How does that matter at all?

Shinichi: Genta, trigonometry matters a lot.

Kaito: Shinichi’s right. There are triangles in everything. Pizza. Triangle.

Kaito: Not the shape. The musical instrument.

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[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Jack: I am not a murderer. Okay, technically I am. Not even technically. Literally. But I refuse to be defined by the ONE time I murdered somebody!

Jack: Okay, it was more than one...

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