#source: scrubs

[axplne]

"You're saying you want to be like me? When even I barely want to be me?"

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #quotes #source: scrubs

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.

Jason: Burn down the building.

Tim: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

Dick: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Uh, Karlach, can I ask you a question?

Karlach: Yeah.

Gale: Why are we laying on the ground?

Karlach: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Girl problems?

Wanda: … How did you know?

Y/N: You look like you’ve got problems. You’re a girl.

#source: scrubs #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #scarlet witch #wanda maximoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?

#source: scrubs #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #nakahara chuuya #incorrect quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #bsd dazai #soukoku #dazai x chuuya

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2626

We trust you, Lae'zel, just please put down the sword. (Dialogue from Scrubs.)

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 quotes #lae'zel #shadowheart #devora wilde #jennifer english #high rollers dnd #astarion #neil newbon #baldur's gate 3 #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: scrubs

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *runs into the room and latches onto Jaune* Jaune, I’ve ruined our baby’s life…! 😭

Jaune: Woah, woah, woah…! Pyr, slow down and tell me what happened!

Pyrrha: I forgot about a parent-teacher meeting at Jamie’s preschool this morning, and now the teachers are going to associate him with a deadbeat mother and give him a hard time, causing him to develop a bad attitude towards school!

Pyrrha: …and then he’s going to drop out of school and start dating a tattooed gang-banger from Mantle who you will constantly badger to get her life together and provide for our son, until one day in a drug-fueled fury she snaps and shoots you!

Pyrrha: *gasps and crushes Jaune against herself* OH NO, I’VE KILLED THE FATHER OF MY BABY!!! 😫

Jaune:

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #rwbabies #source: scrubs

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Luz and Amity are playfully arm wrestling. Luz lets Amity win.

Luz: Aw, you beat me.

Eda and Raine are arm wrestling. Eda wins.

Eda: Do you see what you get, Rainestorm? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?

#lumity #the owl house #luz noceda #amity blight #incorrect lumity quotes #edalyn clawthorne #raine whispers #source: scrubs

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles, glaring at Jennifer: You know, if I was dating him, I'd be more supportive.

Jennifer: You know you said that out loud, right?

Stiles: I'm not ashamed of who I am!

#jennifer blake #stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #teen wolf #teen wolf incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #source: scrubs

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac: You think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?

Moe:

Colin:

Jamie:

Thierry:

Sam:

Dani:

Richard:

Jan:

Isaac: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #isaac mcadoo #moe bumbercatch #colin hughes #jamie tartt #thierry zoreaux #sam obisanya #dani rojas #richard montlaur #jan maas #source: scrubs

[chopper-and-ap5]

Obi-Wan: You're stupid.

Maul, laughing: That's it?

Obi-Wan: Give it time. It'll eat at you.

[Later]

Maul, to himself in stress: Am I really stupid?

Maul: Damn him.

#source: scrubs #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect rebels quotes #incorrect quotes #darth maul #maul #obi wan kenobi #star wars rebels #text post #kenobi #obimaul

[axplne]

The ADA dynamic duo

Member of the public: Wow, you and him are like superheroes!

Atsushi: Yeah, me and Dazai-san are a bit like superheroes I guess...

Atsushi imagines Dazai as Batman and him as Robin

Imaginary Robin Atsushi: Huh, how low is my self-esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?

Imaginary Batman Dazai: Could be worse. You could be the Butler.

Atsushi's fantasy changes so he's now the Butler

Imaginary Butler Atsushi (in a terrible British accent): Damn you sir. Damn you.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd atsushi #atsushi nakajima #bsd incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: scrubs

[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: This is not how we'd agreed we'd raise our kid!

Jason: "Our" kid? Dude, we're not married.

Roy: We're a little married.

Jason: I know.

#source: scrubs #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #lian harper #arrow family #jayroy #red hood and the outlaws #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[graveyardgang]

Tyler: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.

Ashlyn: Burn down the building.

Aiden: I have an idea, but we’re gonna need a tugboat.

Tyler: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

#source: scrubs #school bus graveyard #incorrect school bus graveyard #incorrect sbg #sbg #sbg (webtoon)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I love you.

Y/N: I thought I annoyed you?

Natasha: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating moment with you.

#source: scrubs #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[uncorrectintamed]

MianMian: Ladies and Gentleman allow me to present. Woman not caring. [Points to self]

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mianmian #incorrect quotes #luo qingyang #source: scrubs