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rwby-encrusted-blog · 1 month
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Ruby: Why do you think Salem asked us to sit in this cell?
Jaune: Maybe she'll give us a reward?
Ruby: Like Movie Passes!?
Jaune: Or and Oversized Coffee Mug!
Jaune and Ruby begin Bouncing on their bench in excitement
Salem: I've been thinking- STOP BOUNCING! this whole "Subjects for my Experiments thing really isn't working out. It's not you, It's me.
Ruby: You're setting us free?
Salem: Actually I'm just gonna eat you. See you at Dinner! *She leaves*
R+J: AAAAAHHH!
Jaune: *Covering Ruby's mouth* Wait. I have an Idea.
Ruby: Really? what is it?
Jaune: Let's Leave!
Ruby: But the Door is Locked, and the only out is through ... The Perfume Department! *Dramatic Sting*
Jaune: Let's do it.
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Patroclus: You're making me claustrophobic.
Achilles: What does claustrophobic mean?
Odysseus: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patroclus: No it doesn't!
Odysseus: HO HO HO!
Achilles: Stop it, Odysseus! You're scaring him!
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team-iceflower · 7 months
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Weiss: "I'm very busy Ruby."
Ruby: "I'm sure you are!"
Weiss: [Squinting] "I don't like your tone."
Ruby: "🎶I'm sure you are~🎶"
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release-the-mccracken · 3 months
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Vince: If you had to choose between Nikki and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? Mick: That depends. How much money are we talking about? Nikki: Mick! Vince: 62 cents. Mick: I'll take the money. Nikki: MICK!
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Megaman: Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
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ovalleyofpenis · 5 months
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Buggy: I handled him the same way I handle all enormous muscle-bound villains.
Shanks: With tears?
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Dana, probably: Do you want to see me torment the fanbase by brainwashing Raine?
Dana, probably: Do you want to see me do it again?
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ssj2hindudude · 5 months
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Sleeper: Could you stop staring at my eyes? I'm just heterochromic.
Brynne: What does heterochromic mean?
Aru: It means he only uses Google Chrome
Sleeper and Mini: NO IT DOESN'T-
Brynne: INTERNET EXPLORER
Aru: Stop it, Brynne! You're scaring him!
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ctrvpani · 1 year
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Charlie: Remember Mark, flatter them. Make them feel good
Mark: *knocks on door*
Kate: hello?
Mark: I love you
Kate:
Kate: *slams door shut*
Charlie: I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there mate
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barclaysangel · 11 months
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Nica: *very pregnant*
Andy: *facing her stomach before looking up at Nica* My friend's in there! :D
Nica: *amused* Congratulations.
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boo-bookeys · 10 months
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*Meanwhile at prom*
Lili- *Standing in front of the door for the girls room* Raz, are you okay?
Raz- *Crying noises from inside* . . .rUiN eVeRyThInG....
Lili- Don't worry, Raz! You didn't ruin everything!
Raz- *More crying* . . .hOt DoG....
Lili- Actually, it was pretty funny when that hot dog landed in Kitty's hair.
Raz- *Even more crying* . . .gOoD tImE....
Lili- But I am having a good time! You know, we still got that dance coming up~
Raz- *Sobbing* . . .WiG....?
Lili- Yes, you can still wear the wig.
Raz- *Running out* Let's go!!! :D
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incorrectdeathparade · 11 months
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Chiyuki: What do you normally do when I'm gone?
Decim: Wait for you to get back.
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brassiussimp · 1 year
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Hassel: i dont think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection!
Brassius: ...why not?
Hassel: Because it’s an art collection!
Brassius:
Brassius: How about this one? I call it, ‘bold and brash’
Hassel: More like belongs in the trash!
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team-iceflower · 7 months
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[Weiss bed ridden after Ruby accidentally blew her up with dust]
Ruby: "Weiss, I brought you something to dri-"
Weiss: "Why arent you in uniform?"
[Ruby steps out and then steps back in wearing a maid uniform]
Weiss: "Perfect."
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spencer: hey alison, help me settle a bet. if you had to choose between mona and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take?
alison: that depends. how much money are we talking about?
mona: alison...
spencer: 62 cents.
alison: I’ll take the money.
mona: alison!
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Woodman: If you had to choose between Quickman and all the money in my pocket, which would you choose?
Flashman: ... that depends. How much money do you have?
Quickman: Flashman!
Woodman: Sixty-two cents.
Flashman: I'll take the money.
Quickman: FLASH!
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