#source: spongebob squarepants

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: If you had to choose between Tim and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Damian: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Jason: 63 cents.

Damian: I'll take the money.

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[hxuse-xf-black]

[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

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[marsinout]

Max: Bye Charles! Bye Oscar! Bye Daniel! Bye Checo! Bye Charles! Lando: You said ‘bye Charles’ twice. Max: I like Charles.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Have you seen my underwear?

Natasha: No…

Y/N: Do you want to?

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #source: spongebob squarepants

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *massaging Jaune’s shoulders* Remember, he called you yellow…!

Jaune: What?! *tears off his shirt, revealing rippling muscles and chiseled abs*

Nora: *massaging Ren’s shoulders* Remember, he called you pink!

Ren: He WHAT?! *tears off his shirt, revealing a three-piece suit*

JN_P: …

Ren: *tears off his suit, revealing rippling muscles and chiseled abs*

Jaune/Ren: *wrestle furiously*

Pyrrha/Nora: *clink their drinks together, watching their boyfriends wrestle without shirts* 😎

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #ren x nora #nora valkyrie #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #renora #lie ren x nora valkyrie #source: spongebob squarepants

[kszombiesoul93]

(Alastor spits out his drink)

Alastor: LUCIFER!!!!!

Lucifer: ALASTOR WHAT IS IT!?!?

Alastor: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is!

Lucifer: aww, thank you Al 🙂

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #radioapple #incorrect quotes #source: spongebob squarepants

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Pavitr and Hobie are acting as Miles' wingmen*

Pavitr: "Remember, Miles, flatter her. Make her feel good.

Hobie: "Don’t come on too strong."

*Miles knocks on Gwens door*

Gwen : "Yes?"

Miles : "I love you."

*Gwen panic slams the door*

Hobie, while shaking his head: " way too strong"

*Pavitr gives Miles a thumbs up*

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[lilliejareau]

rossi: im claustrophobic

emily: what does that mean?

derek: it means he’s afraid of santa claus

rossi: it does not.

emily: HO! HO! HO!

derek: stop it, prentiss, you’re scaring him!!

rossi:

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[raphael-angele]

How to get better mental health

Dick: First, get therapy

Damian: *holds up tiny kitten*

Dick: Dami, that's a kitten

Damian: Yes

#dc comics #dc #robin #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #patrick star #source: spongebob squarepants #spongebon squarepants #spongebob

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

Homura: can you back away from me? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Kyoko: what does claustrophobic mean?

Madoka: it means she’s afraid of Santa Claus

Homura: no it doesn’t!

Kyoko: ho ho ho!

Madoka: STOP IT KYOKO YOU’RE SCARING HER!!!

#source: spongebob squarepants #puella magi madoka magica #madoka magica #pmmm #max and ruby discourse #homura akemi #madoka kaname #kyoko Sakura

[weirdkev27]

Charlie: Hey, that’s our newest resident, Mrs. Mayberry.

Lucifer: Mrs. Mayberry? Aw, she’s married.

Charlie: Oh no, dad, she’s single.

Lucifer: Then what happened to Mr. Mayberry?

Charlie: She doesn’t like to talk about it.

#charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #Mrs. Mayberry #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect helluva boss quotes #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #source: spongebob squarepants

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Don't worry, Damian. We'll get Tim to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.

Damian: And that's when I punch him, right?

Dick:

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[angelofthenight]

Doc Ock: There isn't anything you can say to stop me!

You: Oh yeah? What if I said ... blargen fediddle no-hip?

Doc Ock:

Doc Ock: Well I gotta admit, that slowed me down

#source: spongebob squarepants #reader insert #doctor octopus x reader #doctor octopus #otto octavius x reader #otto octavius #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu x reader #mcu #mcu imagine #incorrect mcu quotes #spiderman incorrect quotes

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi, trying to sneak into a BO base without backup: There's nothing you can say that will stop me!

Kaito: Oh, yeah? What if I said... 'BLARGEN FEDIBBLE NO-HIP!!

Shinichi:

Shinichi: Well, I've got to admit, that did slow me down.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcmk #source: spongebob squarepants

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Okay, just remember, Y/N, flatter Wanda. Make her feel good. Don’t come on too strong.

[Later]

Y/N: [knocks on Wanda's door]

Wanda, opening her door: Yeah?

Y/N: I love you.

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[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Glamrock Freddy: Bye Bonnie! Bye Chica! Bye Roxy! Bye Bonnie!

Gregory: You said “Bye Bonnie” twice.

Glamrock Freddy: I like Bonnie.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Spongebob Squarepants #Glamrock Fronnie #Glamrock Freddy #Glamrock Bonnie #Gregory #Roxy #Roxanne Wolf #Glamrock Chica #Security Breach #FNaF: Security Breach