#source: starkid

[owchie-wowchie]

Leia to Luke when Din first asked him out: Someone is willing to tolerate your presence for a whole evening. Leia: This may never happen again.

#star wars #leia organa #luke skywalker #din djarin #dinluke #incorrect quote #source: starkid

[batimshiptposts]

Wally: Uh, well, you know how sometimes there'll be a pack of coyotes that are feasting on a rabbit? And there's always one small runt of a coyote that's being kept from the meal?

Grant: Yes?

Wally: Well, I'm like the rabbit.

#bendy and the ink machine #batim #wally franks #grant cohen #source: firebringer #source: starkid

[daveys-sister]

Davey: Uh, well, you know how sometimes there'll be a pack of coyotes that are feasting on a rabbit? And there's always one small runt of a coyote that's being kept from the meal?

Jack: Ya?

Davey: I'm like the rabbit.

#newsies #newsies live #92sies #uksies #jack kelly #davey jacobs #west endsies #david jacobs #javid #javey #jack kelly x davey jacobs #jack kelly x david jacobs #source:firebringer #source: starkid

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: So, what do you want, Wallace? What's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions?

Wally: I... don't think I have one of those.

#source: starkid #Frank Frankly #Wally Darling #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[quinnthecreature]

Gandalf: So, what do you want, Bilbo? What's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions? Bilbo: I don't think I have one of those!

#source: the guy who didn't like musicals #source: starkid #lord of the rings #the hobbit #incorrect the hobbit quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #the hobbit memes #lotr memes #middle earth #bilbo #bilbo baggins #incorrect quotes #the hobbit bilbo #gandalf #gandalf the grey

[incorrectuksies]

davey: uh, well, you know how sometimes there'll be a pack of coyotes that are feasting on a rabbit? and there's always one small runt of a coyote that's being kept from the meal?

albert: yes.

davey: i'm like the rabbit.

#davey jacobs #albert dasilva #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: starkid

[torchwood-99]

Frodo (To Sam): Just relax with the ‘Mr Frodo,' ok? You’ve stood guard while I relieved myself daily, you can call me Frodo, we're there! We've reached that point.

#Lotr #Lord of the Rings #Frodo Baggins #Samwise Gamgee #incorrect quotes #source: Starkid

[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

Zhanna, on her deathbed: At least, I will finally be reunited with my one true love, Jane Doe…

Zhanna: And his one true love, Tavish Degroot.

#source: starkid #tf2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 zhanna #boots and bombs #tf2 incorrect quotes

[modernepimetheus]

Old Ben Kenobi: I do not get "flashbacks" I remember bad things vividly

#star wars #disaster lineage #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #source: starkid

[thatfreak03]

Incorrect The Owl House quote because why not?

Luz: *At Belos* I met god. He had nothing nice to say about you.

#source: starkid #source: black friday the musical #the owl house #toh #luz noceda #toh luz #the owl house luz #toh belos #the owl house belos #philip wittebane #toh philip #the owl house philip #emperor belos #dana terrace's the owl house #disney #the owl house emperor belos #toh emperor belos

[tf2incorrectquotes]

During Mandatory Team Bonding time:

Demo: Hello, I am Tavish DeGroot, and I am an alcoholic.

Everyone else: *awkward silence*

Demo: Oooh, sorry, you didn’t need to hear that. Let me try again.

Demo: I am Tavish Degroot, and I am a proud graduate of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Demo: …and I am an alcoholic.

#source: starkid #tf2 demoman #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[the-skull-breaker]

Nevra : she's just... she's just so... sooo-o-o-o...

Leiftan : beautiful !

Nevra : fuckable...

#eldarya #eldarya the origins #incorrect eldarya quotes #eldarya incorrect quotes #eldarya nevra #eldarya leiftan #source: starkid

[dyingroses]

Darius: Hey, watch your language around the kids Ed: What!? n- Greed: - Shit, that's right you guys are just kids. I gotta watch my fucking mouth around you little goddamn bastards Darius: Dude! Greed: I mean . . . shoot. I've gotta watch my fucking mouth around you goddamn bastards

#source: a very potter sequel #source: starkid #incorrect fma quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fmab quotes #team greed #fma darius #edward elric #greedling #ling yao #greed the avaricious #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood #incorrect fullmetal alchemist quotes #incorrect fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood quotes #post #mine #dyingroses

[fandomtrxsh19]

Spectra: *jokingly* Since your the only virgin, we have the sacrifice you.

Jackson: Hey… I just like being needed

#monster high #incorrect monster high quotes #spectra vondergeist #jackson jekyll #source: starkid

[therighthandofvengeance]

Ivanova: you either need to back me the FUCK up, or shut the fuck up- got it?

Marcus: you had me at “hello”

#babylon 5 #b5 #susan ivanova #marcus cole #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #source: starkid #tw profanity

[weirdkev27]

Gizmoduck: My Tweeter name is theREALGimzoduck, which of course makes it sound like I’m the fake Gizmoduck.

The Phighting Philanthropist: Well that’s rough, Fenton.

Gizmoduck: Wait…You know my secret identity?

Phighting: It’s a secret?

#ducktales 2017 #ducktales #incorrect ducktales quotes #Gizmoduck #fenton crackshell cabrera #the Phighting Philanthropist #Phillianne Tropy #source: holy musical Batman #source: starkid